Flicker Sweet 3,390 Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 a newspaper rolled around a potato and wrapped in duct tape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yes-Man 597 Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 I'd hit you with a bottle of rum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Derpy 672 Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 I'd hit you with my homework that I'm too lazy to finish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundershock 310 Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 I'd hit you with my very heavy backpack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Derpy 672 Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 I'd hit you with my little kid backpack that people think is WAY too small to hold stuff, but I manage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundershock 310 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I'd hit you with that plunger on your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicalStarRain 599 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I'd hit you with a cupcake that has a DASH of the RAINBOW in it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,839 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I would hit you with a willow branch that would sting so bad, you would say, "Ow!" That'll teach you. and the same thing waits for the pony after me too! Hit me with something whydontcha? I know you. Yer just asking for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I'd hit you with a disarming spell so you can't hit me back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Derpy 672 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I'd hit you with the princess-y stuff I TOTALLY didn't steal from Celestia. Heh... heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I'd hit you with a bottle of ex-lax so that you can turn your horn brown in a few hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicalStarRain 599 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I'd hit you with the sharp point of a cut and polished diamond... in the knee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,839 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I hit the pony above me with a snowball,,,with an ICE center! Ha! To the Pony below me I'll give some fine swiss chocolates and a free railroad pass to Canterlot and back if you don't hit me with anything that hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 (edited) Ninja! I'll hit you with a- oh never mind. I'll take the tickets thank you very much. Edited February 12, 2013 by Leatherbehlt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,839 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Well thats not so bad. have your stuff. Pulls lever, wrecking ball smashes into your home and into you. (take cartoon damage. stars dance about your head). Puts on suit of armor. Looks at pony below. Have at ye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundershock 310 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I'd hit you with a pillow.Filled with rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,839 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 (edited) Ha. I wore a suit of armor just for that! Ha! cattle prod time! ZOT! take cartoon electrical damage! Edited February 12, 2013 by Silverhoof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicalStarRain 599 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I'd hit you with a BOOT TO THE HEAD! http://neoridgeback.deviantart.com/art/Boot-to-the-Head-116347464 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,839 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Oh Yeah? well. um...throw canned vegetables at you. Now eat your spinach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I'll hit you with this... *pulls out anti material .50 desert eagle, and taser gun to zap you through your suit* Oh, and thanks for breaking myhouse. Moving here put me into a state of depression for about 10 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundershock 310 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 (edited) I'd hit you with....WATER GUN! Edited February 12, 2013 by ~Felix's awesome crew~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicalStarRain 599 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I'd hit you with 100 hours of Nyan Cat music! By the way, you're in a dark, windowless room with nothing but a speaker that's playing Nyan Cat music. You have been blindfolded and you're chained to a chair. Have fun... *evil cackle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundershock 310 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I'd hit you with 1,000 hours of justin bieber music! MUAHAHAHAHA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I'd hit you with a ASSDUFMOOVEE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicalStarRain 599 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I'd hit you with a crateful of apples that has "COME AND GET 'EM, RYUK!" (In case you don't know, Ryuk is a shinigami*a god of death* from this anime called Death Note. And his love for apples is HUGE!!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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