I'd hit you with _________

[Flicker Sweet 3,391]

a newspaper rolled around a potato and wrapped in duct tape

[Yes-Man 597]

I'd hit you with a bottle of rum.

[Princess Derpy 672]

I'd hit you with my homework that I'm too lazy to finish

[Thundershock 310]

I'd hit you with my very heavy backpack.

[Princess Derpy 672]

I'd hit you with my little kid backpack that people think is WAY too small to hold stuff, but I manage

[Thundershock 310]

I'd hit you with that plunger on your head.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

I'd hit you with a cupcake that has a DASH of the RAINBOW in it!

[Silverhoof 2,839]

I would hit you with a willow branch that would sting so bad, you would say, "Ow!"

That'll teach you.

 

and the same thing waits for the pony after me too! Hit me with something whydontcha?

I know you. Yer just asking for it.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'd hit you with a disarming spell so you can't hit me back.

[Princess Derpy 672]

I'd hit you with the princess-y stuff I TOTALLY didn't steal from Celestia. Heh... heh.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'd hit you with a bottle of ex-lax so that you can turn your horn brown in a few hours.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

I'd hit you with the sharp point of a cut and polished diamond... in the knee!

[Silverhoof 2,839]

I hit the pony above me with a snowball,,,with an ICE center! Ha!

 

To the  Pony below me I'll give some fine swiss chocolates and a free railroad pass to Canterlot and back if you don't hit me with anything that hurts.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Ninja! I'll hit you with a- oh never mind. I'll take the tickets thank you very much.

Edited February 12, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Silverhoof 2,839]

Well thats not so bad. have your stuff.

Pulls lever, wrecking ball smashes into your home and into you. (take cartoon damage. stars dance about your head).

 

Puts on suit of armor. Looks at pony below. Have at ye!

[Thundershock 310]

I'd hit you with a pillow.Filled with rocks.

[Silverhoof 2,839]

Ha. I wore a suit of armor just for that! Ha! cattle prod time! ZOT!

take cartoon electrical damage!

Edited February 12, 2013 by Silverhoof

[MagicalStarRain 599]

I'd hit you with a BOOT TO THE HEAD!

 

http://neoridgeback.deviantart.com/art/Boot-to-the-Head-116347464

[Silverhoof 2,839]

Oh Yeah? well. um...throw canned vegetables at you. Now eat your spinach!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'll hit you with this... *pulls out anti material .50 desert eagle, and taser gun to zap you through your suit* Oh, and thanks for breaking myhouse. Moving here put me into a state of depression for about 10 months.

[Thundershock 310]

I'd hit you with....WATER GUN!

Edited February 12, 2013 by ~Felix's awesome crew~

[MagicalStarRain 599]

I'd hit you with 100 hours of Nyan Cat music!  By the way, you're in a dark, windowless room with nothing but a speaker that's playing Nyan Cat music. You have been blindfolded and you're chained to a chair. Have fun... *evil cackle*

[Thundershock 310]

I'd hit you with 1,000 hours of justin bieber music! MUAHAHAHAHA!!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'd hit you with a ASSDUFMOOVEE.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

I'd hit you with a crateful of apples that has "COME AND GET 'EM, RYUK!" (In case you don't know, Ryuk is a shinigami*a god of death* from this anime called Death Note. And his love for apples is HUGE!!!!!)