Ask The Princesses!

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Luna: I can go get my Royal Guard Secretary for you and he can help you sign up.

This is going to be epic

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

Luna, Kiss me

[Feather Gem 965]

This is going to be epic

Secretary:  Hello!  I heard you'd like to sign up to join training to become one of Luna's royal guards, yes?

 

Luna, Kiss me

Luna: Uh...no...thanks?

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

Luna, Why wont you give me a chance?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Secretary:  Hello!  I heard you'd like to sign up to join training to become one of Luna's royal guards, yes?

Yes, that would be me.

 

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Q. If Twili is an alicorn now, will she gain a "burst form", Like Luna with Nightmare Moon?

[Feather Gem 965]

Luna, Why wont you give me a chance?

Luna: For obvious reasons.

 

Yes, that would be me.

 

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Q. If Twili is an alicorn now, will she gain a "burst form", Like Luna with Nightmare Moon?

Secretary: Ah.  Well here's all you need to know.

-hands you ten pieces of paper-

Secretary: And, sign here and here please.

 

Celestia: I suppose so.

[Erza 581]

Ben: *Grabs a book* This one looks interesting!

Rook: It's labeled with "Cupcakes", should we read it?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Ben: *Grabs a book* This one looks interesting!

Rook: It's labeled with "Cupcakes", should we read it?

HELL YEAH!!!

[Erza 581]

HELL YEAH!!!

Ben: does this mean yes or no?

Rook: and we were asking the princesses.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Secretary: Ah.  Well here's all you need to know.

-hands you ten pieces of paper-

Secretary: And, sign here and here please.

*spends half an hour reading the fine print, then finally signs*

 

Alrighty, i have that done, so where do i go now?

[mane6 27]

Hi princesses im sapphire feather im kinda of new here and i havent made many freinds yet so could you teack me the magic of freindship please? And do you know where derpy is! I got her a muffin and i brought cupcakes for you they are all shaped like your cutie marks....

[Gikkleslick 41]

Oh, that rug that my bom- er, firecracker blew up under, how much was that worth?

[Feather Gem 965]

Ben: *Grabs a book* This one looks interesting!

Rook: It's labeled with "Cupcakes", should we read it?

Twilight blinks.  Gasps.

Twilight: Noooooooooo!

 

*spends half an hour reading the fine print, then finally signs*

 

Alrighty, i have that done, so where do i go now?

Secretary: Tomorrow morning you will begin training.  Some ponies have already begun, but don't worry about that.

Luna: If you wish, you can rest in the castle until morning.

 

Hi princesses im sapphire feather im kinda of new here and i havent made many freinds yet so could you teack me the magic of freindship please? And do you know where derpy is! I got her a muffin and i brought cupcakes for you they are all shaped like your cutie marks....

Twilight: There's so much to learn!

Twilight: Derpy?  I think she's off mailing letters over in Ponyville.

Twilight: Ooh!  Cupcakes!

 

Oh, that rug that my bom- er, firecracker blew up under, how much was that worth?

Celestia: I...I'm not sure I remember.

Luna: 50 000 bits.

[Erza 581]

 

Twilight blinks.  Gasps. Twilight: Noooooooooo!

 

*Ben and rook looks at each other with poker face*

Ben: Princess celestia and luna, Why is your student "Twilight" seems to be SO SCARED?

Rook: It's just cupcakes *shrugs*

[BoopMan 2,400]

Hi Princess Celestia! I had cake on sunday! You jelly?

[mane6 27]

Thanks twillight!

Luna: I think night is awsome! Its so pretty! Gives Moon braclet.

Celestia: Have you heard of these horrible fan made names of you? Trollestia and Molestia i dont like them those stupid ideas! Gives sun braclet.

Candance: Heres a heart bracelet for you and how is love in ponyville spreading? Is it going ok?

Twillight: Here read this book! I reccomed it i think its awsome! *Hands Halo By Zizou Corder* And also! Heres a star bracelet.

 

Thankyou everypony!

 

P.s Candance: Could you ermmmm help me get with Soarin? I really like him.........

Edited February 26, 2013 by mane6

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Secretary: Tomorrow morning you will begin training.  Some ponies have already begun, but don't worry about that.

Luna: If you wish, you can rest in the castle until morning.

*the next morning*

ALRIGHT, LETS DO THIS! *grabs weighted training gear and heads to the training facility*

 

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Q. Have any of you had dreams where you were in the human world?

[Gikkleslick 41]

Celestia: I...I'm not sure I remember.

Luna: 50 000 bits.

...

 

Oh. Shit. I don't know how that converts to our money but I know that's a lot. I'd pay for the rug but I don't have any way of getting that many bits. Unless I could use my duplicator to duplicate bits, but i'm not entirely sure if that's legal.

[Feather Gem 965]

*Ben and rook looks at each other with poker face*

Ben: Princess celestia and luna, Why is your student "Twilight" seems to be SO SCARED?

Rook: It's just cupcakes *shrugs*

Celestia:  Well...it's difficult to explain.

Luna: No its out.  Its a story where Pinkie Pie tortures and kills Rainbow Dash and makes her into cupcakes.

Twilight screams and closed her ears.

Celestia: -_-'

 

Hi Princess Celestia! I had cake on sunday! You jelly?

Celestia: Jelly?  I don't think so...

Luna: She meant 'are you jealous'

Celestia: Oh...no...

Luna: She already had cake today.

 

Thanks twillight!

Luna: I think night is awsome! Its so pretty! Gives Moon braclet.

Celestia: Have you heard of these horrible fan made names of you? Trollestia and Molestia i dont like them those stupid ideas! Gives sun braclet.

Candance: Heres a heart bracelet for you and how is love in ponyville spreading? Is it going ok?

Twillight: Here read this book! I reccomed it i think its awsome! *Hands Halo By Zizou Corder* And also! Heres a star bracelet.

 

Thankyou everypony!

 

P.s Candance: Could you ermmmm help me get with Soarin? I really like him.........

Luna's face brightens up.

Luna: Really?  Thanks!

Luna puts on bracelet and admires it.

Celestia sighs.

Celestia: I've heard.  But those silly ponies know nothing about me, so I'll let them have their fun.  Oh!  What a pretty bracelet!  Thank you!

Celestia puts on bracelet and smiles.

Cadence: How lovely!  And its spreading fine!  Pinkie Pie is quite a big help too.  The only blip was when she had her cutie mark change.  So yes.  I depend on her quite a bit when it comes to Ponyville.

Puts on bracelet.

Twilight: Ooh!  Thanks!  Two presents!

Twilight puts on bracelet and flips through book.

Twilight: Neat.

 

Cadence: You both have to love each other for my magic to work.

But I can get you a blind date with him

 

*the next morning*

ALRIGHT, LETS DO THIS! *grabs weighted training gear and heads to the training facility*

 

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Q. Have any of you had dreams where you were in the human world?

Celestia: Just one.

Luna: I've seen other ponies dreams like that.  Lyra's dream.

Cadence: No.

Twilight: A few.

 

(In a different reality (of my fanfiction!):

Twilight goes silent.

Celestia glances at Twilight.

Luna helps Twilight out of the room.

Room goes very quiet.)

 

...

 

Oh. Shit. I don't know how that converts to our money but I know that's a lot. I'd pay for the rug but I don't have any way of getting that many bits. Unless I could use my duplicator to duplicate bits, but i'm not entirely sure if that's legal.

Celestia: Its...not.

Actually...I'll pay for it.  Don't worry about it.

Celestia sighs.

[Erza 581]

 

Celestia:  Well...it's difficult to explain. Luna: No its out.  Its a story where Pinkie Pie tortures and kills Rainbow Dash and makes her into cupcakes. Twilight screams and closed her ears. Celestia: -_-'

Rook: Whoa! *looks little astonished*

Ben: *Burst laughing* Then it would be funny, Pinkie would never do that!

[mane6 27]

Thanks your majestys and Twillight! Have a nice time i will visit soon!

And plus Candance thanks

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Celestia: Just one.

Luna: I've seen other ponies dreams like that.  Lyra's dream.

Cadence: No.

Twilight: A few.

What if i said i was a human from an alternate reality, and just happen to have enough magical power so that i can transform into what you see before you?

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*at the training facility*

 

Ok, where is the dangerous obstacle course that no rookie should go on for fear of death and extreme harm?

[Feather Gem 965]

Rook: Whoa! *looks little astonished*

Ben: *Burst laughing* Then it would be funny, Pinkie would never do that!

Twilight keeps quiet.

Celestia smiles slightly.

Luna: Wouldn't she?  Okay then.

Celestia: Luna!

Luna; Well...you...never know...

 

Thanks your majestys and Twillight! Have a nice time i will visit soon!

And plus Candance thanks

Everypony: You're welcome!

 

What if i said i was a human from an alternate reality, and just happen to have enough magical power so that i can transform into what you see before you?

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*at the training facility*

 

Ok, where is the dangerous obstacle course that no rookie should go on for fear of death and extreme harm?

Luna: I'd say, awesome.

Celestia: That would be interesting to hear about.

 

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Trainer: Right over there!

Trainer smiles brightly.

[Erza 581]

Twilight keeps quiet. Celestia smiles slightly. Luna: Wouldn't she?  Okay then. Celestia: Luna! Luna; Well...you...never know...

*After Ben and rook read it...*

Ben: *looks scared*

Rook: I'm pretty confused now, Pinkie Pie would never do that? who would say that?

*Pinkie pie pops suddenly*

Pinkie: Hello!

Ben: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Don't kill me please! *runs away*

Pinkie: What happened?

Rook: uh.... It's long story pinkie pie...

Pinkie: Wait! YOU ARE AN ALIEN?!?!?

Rook: Well, you can consider me as alien....

Pinkie: COOL!

Edited February 28, 2013 by ~Chaotic DoomGuy~

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Trainer: Right over there!

Trainer smiles brightly.

I hope you like course records, cause im going to set one.

*mindlessly charges through each trap in "Leeroy Jenkins" manner, only to finish the course with minor injuries that heal quickly due to regenerative magic*

well that went better than expected

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Q. i bear gifts, to Tia and Luna, a large self powering television, an N64 with 2 controllers  a copy of super smash brothers, and a copy of Majoras mask. To the lucky couple, an all expense paid trip to the Equestrian Isles resort. And to Twili, a mountain of books from the human world.

 

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