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Celestia: Its...not.

Actually...I'll pay for it.  Don't worry about it.

Celestia sighs.

Wait. Duplicating bits IS NOT legal?

 

...Well shit. I think I have to go return a few things before I get arrested.

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*After Ben and rook read it...*

Ben: *looks scared*

Rook: I'm pretty confused now, Pinkie Pie would never do that? who would say that?

*Pinkie pie pops suddenly*

Pinkie: Hello!

Ben: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Don't kill me please! *runs away*

Pinkie: What happened?

Rook: uh.... It's long story pinkie pie...

Pinkie: Wait! YOU ARE AN ALIEN?!?!?

Rook: Well, you can consider me as alien....

Pinkie: COOL!

Twilight screams.

Twilight dashes out of room.

Luna: I know right.

 

I hope you like course records, cause im going to set one.

*mindlessly charges through each trap in "Leeroy Jenkins" manner, only to finish the course with minor injuries that heal quickly due to regenerative magic*

well that went better than expected

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Q. i bear gifts, to Tia and Luna, a large self powering television, an N64 with 2 controllers  a copy of super smash brothers, and a copy of Majoras mask. To the lucky couple, an all expense paid trip to the Equestrian Isles resort. And to Twili, a mountain of books from the human world.

 

Do you like them?

Trainer blinks.

Trainer blinks again.

 

Luna: Buck yes.

Celestia: How lovely.

Cadence: You shouldn't have!

Twilight squees.

Everypony: We love them!

 

Luna, are you cheating on me?

Luna: Uhm...well...I don't...think so?

 

Wait. Duplicating bits IS NOT legal?

 

...Well shit. I think I have to go return a few things before I get arrested.

Celestia raises an eyebrow.

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Trainer blinks.

Trainer blinks again.

 

Luna: Buck yes.

Celestia: How lovely.

Cadence: You shouldn't have!

Twilight squees.

Everypony: We love them!

i aim to please, oh, and Luna, i recommend the Majora's Mask game as inspiration for next Nightmare Night, it will be sure to stun the locals.

*salutes and walks away*

 

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Q. to Twili: How long do you think it will take you to read that mountain, there are atleast 20,000 books there.

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Rook: O_O

Pinkie: O_O

Awkward silence

 

A Wild Woona appeared!*Woona uses smile* super effective!

Bam!

 

YAY! Im back again! I missed you  guys so much! I had sickness :(

Celestia: Are you alright now?

 

i aim to please, oh, and Luna, i recommend the Majora's Mask game as inspiration for next Nightmare Night, it will be sure to stun the locals.

*salutes and walks away*

 

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Q. to Twili: How long do you think it will take you to read that mountain, there are atleast 20,000 books there.

Luna: Majora's Mask?  Hmm...

Luna leaves room to look it up.

Twilight: Hmm...let me calculate...

11 months.  Better get started!

 

Prince Blueblood: Aunt Luna, please go on a diet

Luna looks down at self.

Luna: ...

 

Er, I was just joking. Just wondering, though, if someone was caught duplicating bits and passing them off as real ones, what would happen?

Celestia: They would go to jail.

 

 

you all make me sick

Cadence: D': But why?

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Awkward silence

Rook: I think ben should be fine now, i know him.

Pinkie: You mean that colt who rushed out of canterlot castle?

Rook: Yes and he is not a colt.

Pinkie: Opsie! My bad! :P 

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I had a throat illness that gradually got worse as days passed its died down now but trust me you dont want it. And yeah im ok now my throat dosent hurt as much.

And celestia do you have a list of naughty and nice ponys? That would be funny. >.<

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Rook: I think ben should be fine now, i know him.

Pinkie: You mean that colt who rushed out of canterlot castle?

Rook: Yes and he is not a colt.

Pinkie: Opsie! My bad! :P 

Cadence: Not so sure about Twilight...

 

I had a throat illness that gradually got worse as days passed its died down now but trust me you dont want it. And yeah im ok now my throat dosent hurt as much.

And celestia do you have a list of naughty and nice ponys? That would be funny. >.<

Celestia coughs.

Celestia: Maybe.

 

Have any of you ever watched anime b4?

Cadence: That's all I ever watched before.

Luna: I love anime.

Celestia: I have, but never really watched much.

Twilight: Read about it.  Never watched.  No time.

 

Er, what if they confessed it themselves and apologized in the most sincere way possible?

Celestia: Jail.  Not for such a long time though.

Luna: Celestia, you tend to give harsh punishments.  How long do you mean?

Celestia shrugs.

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Cadence: Not so sure about Twilight...

Pinkie: Where is Twilight?!?

Rook: Yeah, where did she go? 

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Celestia: Jail.  Not for such a long time though.

Luna: Celestia, you tend to give harsh punishments.  How long do you mean?

Celestia shrugs.

...Well okay then. When was the last time someone was murdered in equestria?
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Pinkie: Where is Twilight?!?

Rook: Yeah, where did she go? 

Celestia glances around.

Celestia: I...don't know.

 

...Well okay then. When was the last time someone was murdered in equestria?

Celestia: Around the time of the crystal empire incident.

Luna: King Sombra.

Cadence: Well...his body.  But maybe not him exactly...

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Celestia: Around the time of the crystal empire incident.

Luna: King Sombra.

Cadence: Well...his body.  But maybe not him exactly...

That seemed more like protection of the crystal empire than murder. What about someone innocent being murdered?
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That seemed more like protection of the crystal empire than murder. What about someone innocent being murdered?

Celestia pauses.

Celestia: Equestria is full of love.  We rarely get such cases.  And the last time was around Discords short reign...

 

(OOC) Random Question

 

Is mayonnaise an instrument?!?

 

Cadence: No, Chaotic Doomguy.  Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Horseradish is not an instrument either.

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I found that weird creature!

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He is called "Shorse"!



 

Cadence: No, Chaotic Doomguy.  Mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument either.

rmx_is_mayonnaise_an_instrument-88830.jp 

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