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What is Dash's top speed?



can you sign my trading card of you?



What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen pegasus?



How do you feel Twi sharing your name with such a rubbish film?



 Oh, where is that dragon?



If tomatoes are a fruit, isn't ketchup technically a smoothie?



If ponies could read minds, and two ponies were reading each other's minds, wouldn't they just be reading their own minds?



What if Hogwarts actually sent us all letters, but our parents hid them?

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Hi princesses i'm the fox is back B) 

 

Thanks to the asking my Comment.

 

Will 1 Celestia how many Students you have in your time?

2 Luna do you have Students now or in the Past?

3 Cadance ..... Sorry I do not have any questions now but I will some point not now.Way I do not have questions because eveyone ask them all ready.

4 My Twilight I hope you give me the answer soon or I keep on rating my Twilight. :blush:

Will Princesses on till then Fox out. B) 

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Do you get distracted easily? SQUIRREL *stares at it*

Every pony stares at you oddly.

 

@Celestia: I don't mind, assign me wherever you need me. I have finished high school and am rather a good flyer. Furthermore I speak fluently Germane, for I was born in Germaneigh. *he smiles*

@Luna: That's a bit odd, you must know me quite well then your highness *looks a bit unsure*

@Cadance: Actually not, but I've heard of it. Been to Saddle Arabia, Prance and a few other countries though, because I enjoy traveling quite a lot. *smiles*

@Twilight: Yes please! What subjects besides Friendship do you enjoy the most, Twilight?

Celestia: Ah...well...would you be willing to help me when I have to handle the Germaneigh ponies?  I understand their language clearly, yet I do not always have the time to completely pay all my attention to what their speaking when I'm with them.

Luna: Of course.  I know every pony well. 

Luna smirks slightly, unemotional.

Cadance: My favorite thing to do is travel!  Although now that I'm ruling the Crystal Kingdom I do not always have the time to do so. 

Twilight: I like chemistry!  And science!  I really like science!  But I also enjoy history, and magic of course.

 

Who is best princess?

Every pony exchanges a look. 

Every pony hurries together and puts their heads close together as if to take a picture.

Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and Twilight: Every pony!

 

Brothers and sisters I have none but this man's father is my father's son.

Who is the man?

 

Who makes it, has no need of it.

Who buys it, has no use for it.

Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

What is it?

 

A basket contains 5 apples. Do you know how to divide them among 5 kids

so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the basket?

Celestia: I believe that you must be talking about yourself.

Luna: That, my dear sir, is known other then a coffin. 

Twilight: I can leave one in the basket and become one of the kids!  And then I have the basket with the apple, so I get an apple too!

Or...maybe I could cut the apples, excluding one, into five pieces each and give every pony four pieces? 

Or I could put one of them in the basket WITH the apple!

Applejack: Silly Twahlight!  What you do is make applesauce!

Twilight: How'd you get here?  And isn't that cheating?

 

 

Princesses, could I get you to sign this document stating that you declare all your assets to-I mean... uh... Can I have your autographs?

Cadance: Oh...uhm sure?

Luna pulls Cadance back before she can sign it.

Luna: I heard that.  May I see that document a moment?

 

What is Dash's top speed?

 

can you sign my trading card of you?

 

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen pegasus?

 

How do you feel Twi sharing your name with such a rubbish film?

 

 Oh, where is that dragon?

 

If tomatoes are a fruit, isn't ketchup technically a smoothie?

 

If ponies could read minds, and two ponies were reading each other's minds, wouldn't they just be reading their own minds?

 

What if Hogwarts actually sent us all letters, but our parents hid them?

Twilight: If only I knew.

 

Twilight: I have a trading card?  Sure, I guess so...

 

Twilight: -insert something that makes complete sense here-

 

Twilight: Well...I heard a lot of people like the movie.  It's quite an honor...

But I don't believe in vampires.  Or werewolves. 

 

Twilight: Spike is back at Ponyville, working at the library.  Well, he probably went to see Rarity instead.  But, you know, every pony keeps popping up around here.  I wouldn't be surprised if he was here too.

Spike: Hey, Twilight!  Oh...is this a bad time.

Twilight: I rest my case.

 

Twilight laughs.

Twilight: I guess so!  But I wouldn't recommend it!  And I'm a pony!

 

Twilight: Yes.  Yes they would.

 

Twilight: Well...I guess...we wouldn't ever know would we?

 

 

Hi princesses i'm the fox is back B) 

 

Thanks to the asking my Comment.

 

Will 1 Celestia how many Students you have in your time?

2 Luna do you have Students now or in the Past?

3 Cadance ..... Sorry I do not have any questions now but I will some point not now.Way I do not have questions because eveyone ask them all ready.

4 My Twilight I hope you give me the answer soon or I keep on rating my Twilight. :blush:

Will Princesses on till then Fox out. B) 

Celestia sighs.

Celestia: Quite a few.  Lovely ponies they were.  I don't regret a single memory I had with them.

Luna looks sad for a moment.

Luna: I did...before I got banished...her name was Constellation.

Cadance laughs.

Cadance: That's alright!

Twilight blushes.  She glances at Cadance for help again.

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*The document reads... We _________________

declare that The Great and Powerful Muffin Thief is the rightful owner of all of our assets and ruler of Equestria*

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*The document reads... We _________________

declare that The Great and Powerful Muffin Thief is the rightful owner of all of our assets and ruler of Equestria*

Luna: I'm afraid we won't be signing this.  And it would be best for you to leave.

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Celestia: Ah...well...would you be willing to help me when I have to handle the Germaneigh ponies?  I understand their language clearly, yet I do not always have the time to completely pay all my attention to what their speaking when I'm with them.

Luna: Of course.  I know every pony well. 

Luna smirks slightly, unemotional.

Cadance: My favorite thing to do is travel!  Although now that I'm ruling the Crystal Kingdom I do not always have the time to do so. 

Twilight: I like chemistry!  And science!  I really like science!  But I also enjoy history, and magic of course.

@Celestia: Oh my god, YES!...err...I mean of course your highness it is an honour to be at your service! -tries to look serious but still smiles broadly-

@Luna: Okay...how do you decide whose dream you enter? How often have you been in mine?

@Cadance: I see, but I bet as ruler of a Kingdom, you get in touch with very interesting cultures. It must be awesome -smiles-

@Twilight: I like history a lot and Equestrian language studies, but most of the books I read are novels. I like reading for fun and to improve my writing skills. Do you like writing?

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@Celestia: Oh my god, YES!...err...I mean of course your highness it is an honour to be at your service! -tries to look serious but still smiles broadly-

@Luna: Okay...how do you decide whose dream you enter? How often have you been in mine?

@Cadance: I see, but I bet as ruler of a Kingdom, you get in touch with very interesting cultures. It must be awesome -smiles-

@Twilight: I like history a lot and Equestrian language studies, but most of the books I read are novels. I like reading for fun and to improve my writing skills. Do you like writing?

 

Celestia smiles at your enthusiasm.

Luna: Usually, I go to sleep and enter this place where there are millions of doors.  Sometimes I just randomly pick one.  Sometimes I pick which one looks interesting.  I believe I've been in your dreams maybe, twice?  There are quite a lot of dreams you know.

Cadance: It is.  Oh, it is.

Twilight: Oh, I usually only do academic writing!  I like reading for fun sometimes too.

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Celestia smiles at your enthusiasm.

Luna: Usually, I go to sleep and enter this place where there are millions of doors.  Sometimes I just randomly pick one.  Sometimes I pick which one looks interesting.  I believe I've been in your dreams maybe, twice?  There are quite a lot of dreams you know.

Cadance: It is.  Oh, it is.

Twilight: Oh, I usually only do academic writing!  I like reading for fun sometimes too.

@Celestia: I never thought an audience with the princesses would be that nice and confortable -laughs-

@Luna: If you ever visit my dreams again, tell me. I can remember almost everything I dream and also control it to a certain extend

@Cadence: Out of curiosity and because Love is a topic that's hardly understandable to a normal pony...What powers related to love do you have? Can you see how much 2 ponies like each others, can you amplify their love,..?

@Twilight: I have kinda a hard time understanding complicated things like physics or maths, but magic interests me a lot. Unfortunately, a Pegasus like me can't use it

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Appletart: Ok, I got a question for the Princesses + Twilight.

 

Twilight, what is it like doing Sunshine Sunshine Ladybugs Awake, with Cadence?

 

Cadence, do you like ruling the Crystal Kingdom?

 

Luna, is it cool going into everypony's dreams?

 

Oh, and Princess Celestia. Are you always in a good mood?

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Hi Princesses the Fox is here! B) 

 

1 Celestia, With all that student you teach if Twilight must be the will the bast one you have or mybe not?

2 Sorry Luna for that but I will be your Faithful Student if your don't mine. You are the best Princess of all time. :)

3 Will agine I do not have any question because all the Pony ake them all. :( Sorry Cadance I not being rude you are a good Princess.

4 My Twilight how are you doing I hope you are studding all that Celestia Teach you. Will My Twilight I will rate for you in ponyvile and I will cook you some food when you come back. :blush: 

 

Will that all for now FOX801 SIGN OUT!! B) 

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close it's actually my son I don't have a son so it's a paradox

I love what Rarity did to your mane cadence

Luna so what happened to Nightmare moon is she your dark side?

Do you thing Applebloom will have an apple cutie mark?

Is



What if there was an actual money tree?

What if bee's produced butter?

What if 16 year olds could buy and drink alcohol?

What if the walls could talk?

What if dogs had gills?

What if there were no what if questions?

What if pokemon were real?

What if men were women and women were men?

What if Twilight was actually a human?

What if these questions weren't so random?

What if the some of questions I am asking weren't based off of the tv?

Does Pinkie smell like cotton candy?
 

What if I wasn't bored now?

 

What if God was one of us? (just a stranger on a bus)

What if the chicken didn't cross the road?

What if the answer to life, the universe, and everything really is 42?

What if deja vu was normal?

What if deja vu was normal?

What if all these questions didn't mean anything?

What if they did?

What if?

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@Celestia: I never thought an audience with the princesses would be that nice and confortable -laughs-

@Luna: If you ever visit my dreams again, tell me. I can remember almost everything I dream and also control it to a certain extend

@Cadence: Out of curiosity and because Love is a topic that's hardly understandable to a normal pony...What powers related to love do you have? Can you see how much 2 ponies like each others, can you amplify their love,..?

@Twilight: I have kinda a hard time understanding complicated things like physics or maths, but magic interests me a lot. Unfortunately, a Pegasus like me can't use it

Celestia: We try to make all of our subjects comfortable when speaking to us.

Luna smirks.

Luna: Maybe I'll visit tonight.

Cadence: I can see it very clearly when two ponies are in love.  And if their fighting, I can make them love again.  Most of their fights are about silly things anyway.

Twilight: But you can fly easy.  I'd have to make a spell.  (Feather Gem: Says her.)

 

Appletart: Ok, I got a question for the Princesses + Twilight.

 

Twilight, what is it like doing Sunshine Sunshine Ladybugs Awake, with Cadence?

 

Cadence, do you like ruling the Crystal Kingdom?

 

Luna, is it cool going into everypony's dreams?

 

Oh, and Princess Celestia. Are you always in a good mood?

Twilight laughs.

Twilight: Well its so familiar and it brings memories from fillyhood.  Its a way to greet Cadence as well rather then just saying hello!

Cadence: Sure!  Before this I was just a Princess with nothing to do.  Now, I have a kingdom to rule over.  It's really interesting and I have a lot of fun doing it.

Luna laughs slightly.

Luna: Its really fun.  Some ponies have such entertaining dreams.

Celestia: Not every pony is perfect.  Certainly not me.  And that Discord pushes my buttons practically everyday.

Discord: Tia! Oh, my, my, my.  Whats going on here?  No pony invited me!

Discord sees Twilight.  Discord runs towards Twilight.

Discord: Twilight!

Twilight: Waah!

Twilight looks around for somewhere to run and then Discord grabs her and hugs her tightly.

Celestia: Ugh.

 

I'm sowwy. :( Now could you read it aloud into this tape recorder?

Cadence: Uhm...

Luna walks away.

Cadence: Why do I always get stuck with the...-sigh-  What am I supposed to read, again?

 

Luna, have you ever entered, uh...an obscene dream?

Luna: You have no idea...

 

Are any of you fillyfoolers? I wont judge

Cadence: Well, I'm married.

Celestia: I don't believe that any of us are.

Luna and Twilight shrug and nod.

 

 

Hi Princesses the Fox is here! B) 

 

1 Celestia, With all that student you teach if Twilight must be the will the bast one you have or mybe not?

2 Sorry Luna for that but I will be your Faithful Student if your don't mine. You are the best Princess of all time. :)

3 Will agine I do not have any question because all the Pony ake them all. :( Sorry Cadance I not being rude you are a good Princess.

4 My Twilight how are you doing I hope you are studding all that Celestia Teach you. Will My Twilight I will rate for you in ponyvile and I will cook you some food when you come back. :blush: 

 

Will that all for now FOX801 SIGN OUT!! B) 

Celestia smiles and glances at Twilight.

Celestia: All my students have been great...but never in my time have I met one as wonderful as her.

Luna pauses.  And then smiles.

Luna: I...would like that.

Cadence: That's alright!

Twilight: Uhm...okay...

Twilight glances at Cadence again.  Cadence looks at her like 'Don't ask me.'

Twilight: Uhm...so where do you live then?

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Say... I, Candece, declare that The Great and Powerful Muffin Thief is the rightful owner of all of my assets and ruler of all things crystal.

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close it's actually my son I don't have a son so it's a paradox

I love what Rarity did to your mane cadence

Luna so what happened to Nightmare moon is she your dark side?

Do you thing Applebloom will have an apple cutie mark?

Is

 

What if there was an actual money tree?

 

What if bee's produced butter?

 

What if 16 year olds could buy and drink alcohol?

 

What if the walls could talk?

 

What if dogs had gills?

 

What if there were no what if questions?

 

What if pokemon were real?

 

What if men were women and women were men?

 

What if Twilight was actually a human?

 

What if these questions weren't so random?

 

What if the some of questions I am asking weren't based off of the tv?

 

Does Pinkie smell like cotton candy?

 

What if I wasn't bored now?

 

What if God was one of us? (just a stranger on a bus)

 

What if the chicken didn't cross the road?

 

What if the answer to life, the universe, and everything really is 42?

 

What if deja vu was normal?

 

What if deja vu was normal?

 

What if all these questions didn't mean anything?

 

What if they did?

 

What if?

Celestia laughs.

Celestia: Ah.

Cadence: Yeah...

Luna: The elements of harmony defeated it.  And yes.  it was my dark side.

Luna smirks slightly and her eyes flash.

Twilight: Applebloom is very special.  I wouldn't be surprised if she got one different some the rest of the Apple family.  But I wouldn't be surprised if she did.

 

Twilight: Then we'd all be rich and things would become so expensive that we would no longer be rich.

 

Cadence: There would be no more honey.

 

Luna: Then so many would be dead.

 

Celestia: Well then we better shush up.

 

Twilight: They'd be able to swim.  And they'd be really cool pets.

 

Celestia: Life would be boring.

 

Luna: Then life would be even more interesting then it is today.

 

Cadence: I don't suppose much would change.

 

Twilight: Then I'd be your best friend.

 

Celestia: Then you and I would still be bored.

 

Luna: Then I suspect I would understand better.

 

Twilight: Occasionally.

 

Cadence: Then you wouldn't be asking any questions and I'd be bored.

 

Celestia: Then you'd better watch out.

 

Twilight: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?  Because he didn't want to get to the other side. 

 

Luna: Life would be very simple.

 

Celestia: Then it would be normal and we know it was normal and think nothing of it.

 

Twilight: I don't think they do...

 

Twilight: Maybe they would---

 

Twilight screams and runs out of the room.

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  • If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
  • Who did you have a crush on during high school? Did you express your feelings for that person?
  • Have you ever been fired from a job?
  • Have you had an erotic dream? What was it about?
  • What is your biggest regret?
  • Do you sing while having a bath?
  • Is there a speed limit for a pegasi?
  • If you came to know that someone in this room were gay then who do you suppose it would be?
  • Do you think it is okay to lie? When would it be alright?
  • If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
  • If you were gay who would want to have a passionate affair with?
  • If you were stuck on a deserted island which one book, movie and person would you want to take along?
  • When was the last time you indulged in binge drinking?
  • If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
  • What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
  • Why do women shave their armpits and men don’t?
  • Which teacher did you feel attracted to when you were in school?
  • What is your most embarrassing moment?
  • What is the one thing that disgusts you?
  • What was your nickname in high school?
  • What was your first impression about me?
  • If you were to die tomorrow what are the things you would want to do before you die?
  • What was your favourite toy as a child?
  • Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
  • When you are alone what do you most enjoy doing?
  • Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
  • If you are not doing anything what are you most likely to think about?
  • What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
  • Who was your first prom date?
  • If you were an alcoholic drink what would it be and why?
  • If you could be a car which one would it be and why?
  • Who is the first person that you think about when you get up in the morning?
  • When did you first travel by airplane and where?
  • Who was your first best friend? Are you still in touch with that person? If you parted ways why do you think that happened?
  • When was your first sleep over and where?
  • If you could be a politician who would it be? Why?
  • If you could be a religious or spiritual leader who would it be? Why?
  • What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
  • If you could spend a night with a celebrity who would it be? Why?
  • What was your first tattoo or piercing and where is it? What does it stand for?
  • Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
  • Who was the first person who broke your heart?
  • What does love mean to you?

 

I'm copying a list of questions sorry couldn't resist will stop now

 

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is it true you like candy?

how did you get here?

are you magic?

is this too many questions?

I love ponies!

*hugs*

 

During the 1000 years why did the moon rise?

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Say... I, Candece, declare that The Great and Powerful Muffin Thief is the rightful owner of all of my assets and ruler of all things crystal.

Cadence: I, Cadence, declare that The Great and Powerful Muffin Thief is not the rightful owner of all my assets and the ruler of all things crystal.

 

 

  • If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?
  • Who did you have a crush on during high school? Did you express your feelings for that person?
  • Have you ever been fired from a job?
  • Have you had an erotic dream? What was it about?
  • What is your biggest regret?
  • Do you sing while having a bath?
  • Is there a speed limit for a pegasi?
  • If you came to know that someone in this room were gay then who do you suppose it would be?
  • Do you think it is okay to lie? When would it be alright?
  • If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?
  • If you were gay who would want to have a passionate affair with?
  • If you were stuck on a deserted island which one book, movie and person would you want to take along?
  • When was the last time you indulged in binge drinking?
  • If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?
  • What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
  • Why do women shave their armpits and men don’t?
  • Which teacher did you feel attracted to when you were in school?
  • What is your most embarrassing moment?
  • What is the one thing that disgusts you?
  • What was your nickname in high school?
  • What was your first impression about me?
  • If you were to die tomorrow what are the things you would want to do before you die?
  • What was your favourite toy as a child?
  • Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?
  • When you are alone what do you most enjoy doing?
  • Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?
  • If you are not doing anything what are you most likely to think about?
  • What do you love and hate the most about the human race?
  • Who was your first prom date?
  • If you were an alcoholic drink what would it be and why?
  • If you could be a car which one would it be and why?
  • Who is the first person that you think about when you get up in the morning?
  • When did you first travel by airplane and where?
  • Who was your first best friend? Are you still in touch with that person? If you parted ways why do you think that happened?
  • When was your first sleep over and where?
  • If you could be a politician who would it be? Why?
  • If you could be a religious or spiritual leader who would it be? Why?
  • What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?
  • If you could spend a night with a celebrity who would it be? Why?
  • What was your first tattoo or piercing and where is it? What does it stand for?
  • Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?
  • Who was the first person who broke your heart?
  • What does love mean to you?

 

I'm copying a list of questions sorry couldn't resist will stop now

 

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is it true you like candy?

how did you get here?

are you magic?

is this too many questions?

I love ponies!

*hugs*

 

During the 1000 years why did the moon rise?

Twilight: I would have studied harder.

 

Cadence laughs.

Cadence: I had a crush on this one stallion who just happened to be the brother of the filly I fillysat.  He confessed it to me though.  I didn't have to do anything.

 

Luna: Yes.  For a thousand or so years, I was fired from my job as a ruler of Equestria and the Princess of the Night.

 

Celestia sighs and looks over at Luna.

Celestia: I have a lot of regrets.  But never one as big as banishing my little sister.

 

Twilight coughs.

Twilight: N-no!

 

Celestia: Only for certain things.  Not for racing or such.  But if it's a busy day in the skies then you do have a limit.

 

Every pony looks around at each other.

Celestia: I don't know.  Luna?

Luna: What!

Celestia: Well...I don't know you were banished for one thousand years.  I mean...if any pony...

Luna: Well I'm not.

 

Twilight: Sometimes it might be best.  Depending on the situation.

 

Celestia: Sit down in a ridiculous way and relax.

Luna: I'd do the same.

Cadence: Agreed.

 

Every pony looks at Luna.

Luna: Why do you always look at me when we're asked these types of questions!

Celestia: Well...

Luna: Twilight.

Celestia: What?

Luna: Twilight.

Twilight: Oh dear Celestia...

Cadence cracks up.

 

Twilight: Only one book?!  You cruel, evil person!

Celestia: We do not have movies.  I would bring Luna and nothing else.  We could easily get out of there.

Twilight: I'd bring Celestia and a book on how to escape islands. 

Cadence: Shining Armor.

 

Luna: Too many years ago.

 

Luna: Well...we are cartoon characters...

 

Celestia: Well...I was a very powerful filly...

Luna: We both were.  Too powerful.

Twilight: I kept making mistakes with my magic and things would explode.  Just ask Celestia.

 

Cadence: This is a question you should ask to...well a human.

 

Twilight starts hacking and coughing. 

Celestia puts her hoof on her face and shakes her head.

Cadence snickers.

Luna: Are you kept directly the questions to me!

Twilight: But, I'm not like that!  I...was a filly.

 

Luna starts guffawing.  Celestia looks annoyed.

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Twilight: We never had any.

 

Celestia: i honestly don't remember.

 

Luna holds up.

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Twilight: Smartie Pants!

 

Cadence: No movies.

 

Celestia: Just relaxing.

Luna: Relaxing.

Cadence: Relaxing, yes.

Twilight: Studying.

 

Celestia: Nightmare Moon.

Luna: Nightmare Moon.

Cadence: King Sombra.

Twilight: Discord.

Discord: Fluuuuttershai!

 

Twilight: Doing something.

 

Twilight: You're all so creative.  But so self-destructive...

 

Cadence: Shining.

 

Celestia: I wouldn't know.

 

Luna: We don't have many cars.

 

Twilight: Spike.  I have to get him fed and everything.

Cadence: Usually Shining.  Because he's always by my side.

 

Luna: Does flying count?

 

Luna: Constellation.  My first apprentice before I became Nightmare Moon.

Luna goes quiet.

Twilight: Shining Armor.

Celestia stays silent.  Celestia stares at the floor.

Twilight: Celestia?  Who was it?

Celestia: Discord.

Twilight hacks.

 

Twilight: Oh!  With Applejack and Rarity over at my treehouse!

 

Twilight: Hmm...let me think about it.

 

Celestia: We ponies don't really have religions.

 

Celestia: Raise the sun.

Twilight: Take care of Spike.

Luna: Go back to sleep.

 

Twilight: Does the Princess count as a celebrity?  I wouldn't mind spending a day with her.

 

Cadence laughs.

Cadence: Does a cutie mark count?

 

Cadence: Prance.

 

Celestia looks uncomfortable. 

Discord pokes his head into the room to watch.

 

Cadence starts talking and probably never shuts up.

 

Luna: Well, every pony likes candy right?

 

Twilight: I took the train.

Celestia: I don't think that's what she meant.

 

Celestia: We're all magic.

We're talking ponies!

 

Cadence: Well...you may have over done it

 

Every pony hugs back!

 

Celestia: I had to raise it.  It was difficult.

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Celestia: We try to make all of our subjects comfortable when speaking to us.

Luna smirks.

Luna: Maybe I'll visit tonight.

Cadence: I can see it very clearly when two ponies are in love.  And if their fighting, I can make them love again.  Most of their fights are about silly things anyway.

Twilight: But you can fly easy.  I'd have to make a spell.  (Feather Gem: Says her.)

Thank you a lot, you are all really nice ponies -smiles-

@Celestia and Luna: "I hope this question isn't too personal, if it is, I apologize and you don't have to answer it. You've been living for a long time now. Have you ever been married?"

@Cadance: I agree with you on most fights. Do you have a super awesome perfect relationship with Shining then, or don't you use your magic in this one?

@Twilight: That's right, but magic seems more interesting to me than a pair of wings -laughs- also always having to grab things with your mouth and hooves is a bit annoying -makes a face-

 

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Thank you a lot, you are all really nice ponies -smiles-

@Celestia and Luna: "I hope this question isn't too personal, if it is, I apologize and you don't have to answer it. You've been living for a long time now. Have you ever been married?"

@Cadance: I agree with you on most fights. Do you have a super awesome perfect relationship with Shining then, or don't you use your magic in this one?

@Twilight: That's right, but magic seems more interesting to me than a pair of wings -laughs- also always having to grab things with your mouth and hooves is a bit annoying -makes a face-

 

Celestia and Luna shake their heads.

Celestia: I've never truly loved any pony like that.

Coughing sound comes from outside room.

Celestia: Any pony.

Coughing comes to a halt.

Luna: Yes.  And anyway, we know what will happen if we do.

 

Cadence: Well, we don't fight very often.  But when we do, its usually both of our faults...and I might use a little magic...

 

Twilight: I've seen Fluttershy using her wings sometimes to hold things.  But that would be difficult, especially if you were flying.

Twilight smiles.

Twilight: Magic does that things easier though.

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Celestia and Luna shake their heads.

Celestia: I've never truly loved any pony like that.

Coughing sound comes from outside room.

Celestia: Any pony.

Coughing comes to a halt.

Luna: Yes.  And anyway, we know what will happen if we do.

 

Cadence: Well, we don't fight very often.  But when we do, its usually both of our faults...and I might use a little magic...

 

Twilight: I've seen Fluttershy using her wings sometimes to hold things.  But that would be difficult, especially if you were flying.

Twilight smiles.

Twilight: Magic does that things easier though.

@Celestia and Luna: .....I...I am sorry to hear that, princesses -looks sad-

@Cadence: I understand, glad to see you two are happy, you have a really cool family now with Shining and Twilight and you princesses.

@Twilight: Yeah, but on the other hoof, you get used to it and I enjoy flying. What's your favorite spell/thing to do with magic? -smiles-

 

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@Celestia and Luna: .....I...I am sorry to hear that, princesses -looks sad-

@Cadence: I understand, glad to see you two are happy, you have a really cool family now with Shining and Twilight and you princesses.

@Twilight: Yeah, but on the other hoof, you get used to it and I enjoy flying. What's your favorite spell/thing to do with magic? -smiles-

 

Celestia and Luna sigh a bit.

Celestia: Don't worry.  If I ever find some pony...well...the joy is in the journey isn't it?  And what fun is there to live forever...when you don't have any pony to share it wish.  Even if only for a little while.

Luna: I'm not sure I'm as strong as you sister.

 

Cadence: I guess we are kind of cool

Cadence smiles.

 

Twilight: Well...teleportation makes things really simple.  And levitation as well.  I don't think I could pick!  There so many wonderful things.  The harder spells have funner results, but the simple spells are useless and...well, simple!

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