Ask Rainbow Factory Worker: 59 (A.K.A Sketchi)

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

If you want to ask me something, ask it. Otherwise, get out, I have rainbows to make.

 

 

 

I.D: Worker 58

 

[Ezio Auditore 702]

How do you feel about the economy?

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

How do you feel about the economy?

I honestly don't care. I already make a lot of money converting failed pegasi fillies and colts into rainbows. But also, when you work here, you eventually stop keeping track of dates. Some even don't remember their own names. I'm a full time, day in, day out, so I don't pay much attention to the economy.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

What does this lever do? *Pulls lever*

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

What does this lever do? *Pulls lever*

No, you foal! That activates the device! My worker was cleaning in there!

 

"swerves rainbow stained ears to hear a grinding noise and a scream"

 

Great job, stupid.

[BioHazzerd 130]

How is the factory in your era, Worker 59? This is Worker 1, Rainbow Dash's predecessor. Is the factory producing satisfactory rainbows?

 

 

 

 

( OOC could you draw my OC in a rainbow-stained lab coat? I'm only asking because I can't draw for crap. )

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

How is the factory in your era, Worker 59? This is Worker 1, Rainbow Dash's predecessor. Is the factory producing satisfactory rainbows?

 

 

 

 

( OOC could you draw my OC in a rainbow-stained lab coat? I'm only asking because I can't draw for crap. )

Yes sir, the rainbows have been met with much satisfactory. We've also begun to find older failed testers from before the establishment, which provides even more amounts of spectra than the fillies and colts.

 

(Yes, just send me a link to your pony and I'll edit it)

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Yes sir, the rainbows have been met with much satisfactory. We've also begun to find older failed testers from before the establishment, which provides even more amounts of spectra than the fillies and colts.

*Gulp*

[BioHazzerd 130]

Yes sir, the rainbows have been met with much satisfactory. We've also begun to find older failed testers from before the establishment, which provides even more amounts of spectra than the fillies and colts.

 

(Yes, just send me a link to your pony and I'll edit it)

Good. This era's factory is satisfactory and may continue production.

( I can't, I don't have a tumblr or anything like that, but you can go to my profile and right-click and save my OC. Thanks )

[Demonic Soulz 482]

I got a question what about the ones that didnt even do the fliers test like Fluttershy she didnt tke the test and she wasnt sent to die in here???

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

I got a question what about the ones that didnt even do the fliers test like Fluttershy she didnt tke the test and she wasnt sent to die in here???

Because it hadn't been established then. At least I don't think. I only started working here three years ago.

 

On another hoof; we would use her, if not for Rainbow Dash's relationship with her. And her being one of the Elements of Harmony and all ...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Say... are you one of those robots built to help in production? Your wings are...

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

Say... are you one of those robots built to help in production? Your wings are...

Are what?...

 

And no, my wings got crippled on the job, so I got one of the medics to repair it for me. Now go somewhere else with your theories.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Just a guess!

 

And did you hear?!? THE BREAK ROOM IS OUT OF VANILLA CREAMER!!!

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

Just a guess!

 

And did you hear?!? THE BREAK ROOM IS OUT OF VANILLA CREAMER!!!

WHAT?! DID YOU DO THIS?! THAT WAS MY GOING TO BE THE ONLY THING I WAS GOING TO DRINK TODAY!

Edited March 1, 2013 by Sketchi Inktip Quillwing

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

WHAT?! DID YOU DO THIS?! THAT WAS MY GOING TO BE THE ONLY THING I WAS GOING TO DRINK TODAY!

NO!!! DON'T BLAME MUFFIN THIEF!!! IT'S CLEARLY #367'S FAULT!!! Wait... that's all you planned on drinking today? That's... different... You really are crazy aren't you?

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

NO!!! DON'T BLAME MUFFIN THIEF!!! IT'S CLEARLY #367'S FAULT!!! Wait... that's all you planned on drinking today? That's... different... You really are crazy aren't you?

367 hasn't even been recruited yet.

 

And second of all; once you work here ...

 

You ]never go back ... Except for 1 and 2.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

U sure?

 

 

 

... YOU ARE?!? Oh sweet Celestia... the delusions must be back!!! *Gets dizzy*

[Krimson Dawn 17]

What is your favorite color?

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

What is your favorite color?

Red; its the colour of blood.

 

It used to be green.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Why does the grinding room always smell like chicken?

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

Why does the grinding room always smell like chicken?

Because one year ago, Scootaloo failed the tes, and Rainbow Dash killed her.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like your job? Consider more than just how awesome it feels to grind up failures, but also the fact that the working conditions are... ya know... not so good... and that ponies like to steal from the fridge.

[Sketchi Inktip Quillwing 97]

On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like your job? Consider more than just how awesome it feels to grind up failures, but also the fact that the working conditions are... ya know... not so good... and that ponies like to steal from the fridge.

You learn to survive it.

 

Grinding up failures: 20/10

Work conditions: 4/10

Ponies stealing from the fridge: 0/10

Total: 24/10

[Doctor Shuu 797]

What's your job? Specifically speaking. Pipe worker, upper management, overseer? Etc.

Edited March 1, 2013 by Muffin Thief