Ask 60's era Spiderman in Equestria

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

Hey. Peter. I heard you like Doc Ock. This true? Cos, he wants to be you.

 

You're right! I should leave and find Doc Ock! Wait, it feels like I'm forgetting something...

Edited February 13, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hey spidey, remember that filly you webbed to a tree after applebloom? I heard her making fun of your costume a couple hours ago. She's supposed to be over at Rarity's place right now hitting on her, wanna borrow this? *flashes a spear stolen from the royal guard*

[Leafeon 2,701]

You're right! I should leave and find Doc Ock! Wait, it feels like I'm forgetting something...

Maybe. Or maybe it's something much more disturbing. But I dunno...

 

By the way, Peter, I know this really nice girl named Raven Darkhölme, and heard she was looking for you. I know she has some issues with people like her not sticking up for other people like her, but that's probably not it. I mean, Raven is quite nice. Maybe she has one of your cameras? Have you lost any by chance?

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

Hey spidey, remember that filly you webbed to a tree after applebloom? I heard her making fun of your costume a couple hours ago. She's supposed to be over at Rarity's place right now hitting on her, wanna borrow this? *flashes a spear stolen from the royal guard*

 

Sounds about good to me, I headed down there.

Maybe. Or maybe it's something much more disturbing. But I dunno...

 

By the way, Peter, I know this really nice girl named Raven Darkhölme, and heard she was looking for you. I know she has some issues with people like her not sticking up for other people like her, but that's probably not it. I mean, Raven is quite nice. Maybe she has one of your cameras? Have you lost any by chance?

Nope, it's right here.

[Leafeon 2,701]

Nope, it's right here.

Hmmm... Well, maybe she just wants to meet you, for some reason or another...

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hey Spidey, how the hay do you breathe in that suit? Is Equestrian air like air over in New York?

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

Hey Spidey, how the hay do you breathe in that suit? Is Equestrian air like air over in New York?

Lawl I dunno.

Speaking of which, I should probably put my mask back on.

[Erza 581]

Why you are a such a weirdo???

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Spiderman, there's a bunch of people dressed up like you in movies nowadays, claiming to be you. Wanna borrow this *flashes autobitchslap3000*

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

Spiderman, there's a bunch of people dressed up like you in movies nowadays, claiming to be you. Wanna borrow this *flashes autobitchslap3000*

I'm still best Spiderman.

 

I'm so sensual.

Why you are a such a weirdo???

 

Weird? How am I weird...I can't put my finger on it..

Hey! Wait a minute!

[Yes-Man 597]

Rumors have been circulating that you're homosexual and engage in beastiality. Are these true?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hey Spiderman, have you ever tried tasting your own web?