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Hello fellow bronies. My name is Rex.

 

I am a fairly easy going guy, and for-the-most part am easy to get along with.

 

If you have any questions about me feel free to ask (I am not shy).

 

 

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WELCOME COMRADE! You have been blessed with a greeting from The Great and Powerful Muffin Thief! Enjoy your stay here in TGAPMT's barracks.

When the buck did you build those barracks over there? It's like Derpy's moving truck dropped them out of the sky on accident. And you didn't even give him a proper welcoming! Here you go Rex: 

 

Muffin thief over here is a tyrant leader attempting to recruit new guys on the forums into his army, which he plans to use to kill the princesses and take over Equestria. He also enjoys 3rd person speaking, so it's best if you I don't know... beat him violently with a superheated spiked metal sledgehammer repeatedly.

 

Well, welcome to the herd Rex! I hope you enjoy yourself here. I fell in love with this place and it's members a moth ago when I first joined. Be warned, it's addictive as hell and you may find yourself spending countless valuable hours alone in your room talking with others here, and you might die of starvation due to over indulgence of the internet. 

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If i may ask, what in the name of Princess Celestia is TGAPMT? It confuses me so :)

TGAPMT IS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MUFFIN THIEF! It's an acronym for his name.

 

*Takes shot* *More brain damage*

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If i may ask, what in the name of Princess Celestia is TGAPMT? It confuses me so :)

When Muffin Thief was a filly, he spent his colthood being trixie's assistant, so he fell in love with her and started calling himself "the great and powerful muffin thief" Personally, I prefer to call him TWASPMT "the weak and stupid plotted muffin thief" 


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When Muffin Thief was a filly, he spent his colthood being trixie's assistant, so he fell in love with her and started calling himself "the great and powerful muffin thief" Personally, I prefer to call him TWASPMT "the weak and stupid plotted muffin thief" 

 

OKAY......so this has something to do with the roleplaying section of MLP forums?

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Yes... In the past, TGAPMT had a drunken Derpy as an avatar. Leatherbehlt insulted him by calling Derpy a "Jersey Shore douche" TGAPMT changed his avatar to a New Lunar Republic poster.

Muffin Queef dishonors Lunar Republic with his 3rd person talking, while I describe him in a 2nd person/narrative fashion.


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