Ask Princess Trollestia

[Rainbow Recon 36]

 

 

Yeah, still got it; haven't used it in awhile though. I think the last time was when I was in Applewood; some buckers there made an unflattering documentary about me, so it came in quite handy for tracking them all down. Course, I don't remember much of what actually happened; I was club hopping for about 3 hours beforehand, and you know how it goes, you're drinking, dancing, drinking, flirting, drinking, popping some pills of unknown origin, drinking, drinking. Needless to say it's all still kind of a blur, but what I do know is that I woke up the next day in the middle of the San Palomino Desert with an elephant seal, a crapload of cupcakes, and wearing some very risque lingerie that was most definitely not my own. Oh, and the Applewood City Council issued a city order barring me from entering within 10 miles of the city limits; as if that would stop me from coming back!

Been working on my own to-do list lately, wanna see?

*sigh* It's fun being untouchable, isn't it?

did that say clop! Clop! Clop!? (U clop? If you know what I mean )

[Batbrony 15,994]

did that say clop! Clop! Clop!? (U clop? If you know what I mean )

 

Hey, when you're the princess, you get to do whatever, and I do mean WHATEVER, you want! 

 

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

yeah that we do...that we do...

[Rainbow Recon 36]

 

yeah that we do...that we do...

oh buck.

[Batbrony 15,994]

Ughhh, hey guys, what's happening.  Sorry if I'm in a bit of a bad mood this morning, your princess didn't exactly get the best sleep last night.  Bucking moon was way too bright.  Wait a minute, that gives me an idea!!! 

 

 

DANG IT!!!!!!!!    Ughhhhhhhh, buck it,  <_< I need my coffee before I can think up ways to solve this moon problem.  Smell ya later everypony!

[Rainbow Recon 36]

So, I hear you molest other ponies? Is that part of your trolling?

[Batbrony 15,994]

So, I hear you molest other ponies? Is that part of your trolling?

 

Nah, that's my counterpart Molestia's schtick.  She usually comes out after I've had a few too many drinks, so, basically every Friday when Luna and I go barhopping.

 

 

So yeah, if I've been hitting the booze real hard, be sure to watch your anus, it may not be entirely safe around me. 

[Rainbow Recon 36]

 

 

Nah, that's my counterpart Molestia's schtick. She usually comes out after I've had a few too many drinks, so, basically every Friday when Luna and I go barhopping.

So yeah, if I've been hitting the booze real hard, be sure to watch your anus, it may not be entirely safe around me.

WOAH!! *runs off*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Are all of your personalities a result of your drunkenness?

 

Sober: Celestia

2 drinks: Tyrant Celestia

5 drinks: Trollestia

8+ drinks: Molestia

 

Something like that?

[Rainbow Recon 36]

Are all of your personalities a result of your drunkenness?

 

Sober: Celestia

2 drinks: Tyrant Celestia

5 drinks: Trollestia

8+ drinks: Molestia

 

Something like that?

(most likely for her!)

[Batbrony 15,994]

Are all of your personalities a result of your drunkenness?

 

Sober: Celestia

2 drinks: Tyrant Celestia

5 drinks: Trollestia

8+ drinks: Molestia

 

Something like that?

 

(most likely for her!)

 

Buck no, I'm always Trollestia when I'm sober, and don't you forget it!!!  Celestia's that vanilla version of myself from another dimension, or something like that.  NOW BOW TO YOUR TROLLNESS!!!! 

 

[Rainbow Recon 36]

WUT do u do when your not trolling?

[Batbrony 15,994]

WUT do u do when your not trolling?

 

(1) Eat cake, (2) get wasted, (3) reckless endangerment and wanton destruction, (4) blame Twilight, (5) rinse and repeat. 

 

It's good to be the Princess. 

 

[Rainbow Recon 36]

Beer anypony?

[Batbrony 15,994]

Beer anypony?

 

I'm feeling more in the mood for cider myself.  Oh Applejack!!!

 

 

 What?  I like my cider delivered in style, and lemme tell ya, AJ always loves earning a little extra money on the side! 

Edited March 10, 2013 by Batbrony

[duidamasterXD 9,626]

How did you react when you found out your little sister was best princess?

 

[Batbrony 15,994]

How did you react when you found out your little sister was best princess?

 

 

[Rainbow Recon 36]

You know, Luna and twilight are better princess' than you will ever be!!! (From now on...)

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

Prince Blueblood : Aunt For the last time stop setting me up with stallions  

[Batbrony 15,994]

You know, Luna and twilight are better princess' than you will ever be!!! (From now on...)

 

 

Seriously, keep it up bro, I dare ya... I BUCKING DARE YA!!! 

 

Prince Blueblood : Aunt For the last time stop setting me up with stallions  

 

Oh Bluebutt, don't get so butt-hurt!  Nopony likes you as it is, so you see, I have to troll you 24/7; it keeps my approval ratings relatively stable (yes, all of Equestria really does hate you that much  ).

 

Edited March 10, 2013 by Batbrony

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

 

Oh Bluebutt, don't get so butt-hurt!  Nopony likes you as it is, so you see, I have to troll you 24/7; it keeps my approval ratings relatively stable (yes, all of Equestria really does hate you that much  ).

 

Prince Blueblood: Aunt Y U do tis?       

[Batbrony 15,994]

Prince Blueblood: Aunt Y U do tis?       

 

Because I can! 

 

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

 

Because I can! 

 

Prince Blueblood: whens our wedding?

Edited March 10, 2013 by 100 beasts kaidou

[duidamasterXD 9,626]

What do you think of your alternate dimension male counterpart, Prince Trollaris?

 

[Rainbow Recon 36]

But it's true! They are WAY better, I don't care what you say to me!

Edited March 10, 2013 by Rainbow Recon