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Give him a question so he can give badavice.

 

I shot a bullet to my head..... several times, but I didn't die..... What do?

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Commit suicide.

 

They say robots are coming to tear us apart.  What do?

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Noise is your friend. Make lots of noise. Scream out loud, hit pots and pans together, punch the damn cow. Just make a lot of noise to make sure the farmer hears you.

 

I promised my teacher I'd bring a bunny to school.................. it died on me.... what do?

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You must create a robotic bunny in its place. Preferably 9 feet tall with laser cannons. Laser cannons make everything better.

 

I need to sharpen my scalpels. Any advice?

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Why sharpen the scalpel? Patient won't mind if your cutting tools are extremely dull. In fact, I think surgery outcomes turn out much better when the surgeon struggles just to get into the patient.

 

My computer keeps crashing on me. What do?

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Walk about town, If you see someone wearing a hat you like, rip it off and run like heck. Wala, new hat!

 

Whats the best way to tell your girlfriend she has a boogie hanging from her nose? I did that once and it killed the whole evening.

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since its in code anyways, just randomly type nonsense. Who's to know?

 

When it gets warmer, I'll be out camping more. Any safety tips for campfire building?

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Throw any family members into the fire. I hear it works good and smells great.

 

I started a fire.

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Shove all the cash you can into the machine. Even if it's a roulette wheel/ card table. Go big or go home, amirite?

 

I'm hungry, but I don't particularly want to make anything. Wat do?

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Think about your life and how it directly correlates with others.

 

I'm trying to teach myself C++, which compiler is good?

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C- Compiler.

 

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You are awesome!

Oh... and try dis-plugging your computer... that always works for me.

 

There is blood running down my head. What do?

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