Silverhoof 2,839 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 (edited) sledge hammer Blue Lightning sound lonely. How can we all cheer him up? Edited February 24, 2013 by Silverhoof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Wing 201 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Strand him on an island. How do I jump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 (edited) Fly a paper airplane to sweep you off of your hooves. If my lips are chapped and I'm surrounded by zombies, what should I do? Edited February 24, 2013 by Leatherbehlt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lightning 275 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Sing "A whole new world" with nails in your mouth Pinkie wants to get to the other side of my computer screen. How can we accomplish this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Wing 201 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Pour soap all over your monitor. My boat won't start, now what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 (edited) Make one out of paper. How do I get my paper airplane to start? Edited February 24, 2013 by Leatherbehlt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Try purchasing an engine. How to avoid getting rotten tomatoes thrown at MT by the audience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Tell them overused jokes from movies. How do I legally pirate a movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lightning 275 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Take the rating of the movie, multiply it by π, divide it by 100. Why am I doing math? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 THAT'S NOT ASKING FOR ADVICE! So my pet duck herbert came to me and said he was planning to take a road trip to Las Pegasis. Normally I'dbe fine with this, but he's an alcoholic. So how is it that I can convince him to stay sober until he's at the casinos? I don't want to be blunt and hurt the guy, but I'll get sued and arrested for letting him drive drunk. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 You eat him.-Sigh- My name is Golgo and I have a problem..I like to pretend that my cat is simba at the beginning of the lion king and hold him at sunrise every morning. Am I crazy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 You're not crazy, you just have an intimate love for putting little booties on your cat and are trying to cover it up with The Lion King. I'm always losing my stuff (keys, pencils, kittens) in my fat rolls, how do I stop this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Loose weight.How do I stop my paranoia of feeling like my mother is trying to kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lightning 275 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 She is trying to kill you I wanna know what love is. How do i find it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Take this $80 and talk to that lady with the makeup on the corner of the street. My lady friend won't cook for me, but she's dead, HOW DO I GE HER TO COOK FOR ME? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 (edited) You attach jumper cables to her utters and then attach the other lead to your car and reanimate her!So I have found myself trying to lick my elbow but I can't... Edited February 25, 2013 by GolgoXIII Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dash 1,818 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Lick someone else's elbow. I have a bad itch, what should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Bang your head against a wall. Scootaloo drank all the punch. What do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Squeeze her til she's dry.How do I tell the girl I like she makes me spontaneously get a wing boner every time she walks by? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetJeans88 408 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 (edited) make more punch, but spike it this time and give her some. get a sharpie and draw all over her face, then take pictures. --i got ninja'd but it still kinda fits LMAO---- "i want to go bowling with my friends, but my mom wants me to wash her car.. what should i do?" Edited February 25, 2013 by SweetJeans88 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Cut off your wings! How can MT best provide therapy to Princess Derpy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Try blending in her with culture.How do I get this annoying zebra filly off my back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lightning 275 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Do a barrel rollI like this mare but she is only interested in tooth paste. How do I get her attention? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nohbdy 4,108 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Just be yourself. I plan on drawing ponies. Any tips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lightning 275 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 They don't call it "RULE" 34 for nothing How do I words? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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