Leatherbehlt 465 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 (edited) Chop it into a salad and pour ranch all over it. How do I stop my head from imploding when I talk to my ELA teacher who I despise? Hey, Y U ninja? Edited February 25, 2013 by Leatherbehlt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Don't know dude.How do I enter the matrix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvester 348 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Drink the red pill How can I learn to fly?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antismurf9001 1,271 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 (edited) Throw yourself off of the top of a tall building. Your body has a way of knowing if it is or isn't a legitimate suicide, and will adapt and grow wings if it is not. How do I math? Edited February 25, 2013 by Antismurf9001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totally Ducklett 181 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 2+2= FISH! Easy! I want to take ovar the world with waffles. What do i do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argos 191 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 (edited) (content has been removed) Edited March 16, 2014 by Argos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lightning 275 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 So you can shine a daylight light bulb in your eyes Want to party hardy! Where go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antismurf9001 1,271 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 The closest retirement home. I wish to obtain a significant other of the female gender. How might this be achieved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firesoxs 93 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Kiss a dude! I have writers block. What do I do to get rid of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lightning 275 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Stop holding it. I think this penguin likes bananas, should I give it one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acoustic Cloud 2,201 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Better give it four. I broke my legs, how do I get to the hospital? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Use a unicycle, and make sure to share the road. I seem to have eaten a moon rock that Luna dropped from her chariot the other day, and now I'm seeing things, so should I teach myself to do tricks on a bike? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Sure, remember to say yolo before you do it!How do I tell a girl i'm really not into her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley 2,426 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Give her flowers. How do I take my cast off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Flowers. How do I explain to Ashley that flowers are mythical beings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley 2,426 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 By throwing her out a window. How do I send Leatherbehlt to the moon. HALP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Flowers. How do I get rid of this flower obsession? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley 2,426 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Flowers. Flowers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lightning 275 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Go to the moon, Ashley put a curse on you that won't go away until you listen to her demands I'm good at dancing. How do I make this relevant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley 2,426 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 By deleting system32. Apples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lightning 275 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Getting ninja'd How fruit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 By incorporating more twinkies into your diet. How do I become less lazy? FlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersFlowers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Wing 201 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 (edited) Sit in a chair more often. How do I restart my car? Edited February 27, 2013 by nerfman100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acoustic Cloud 2,201 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Add 3stroke fuel to the tank. I might be choking, what do i do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Swallow bubblegum. I'm addicted to toilet paper, what do I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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