The Text Adventure Game, MLP Forums Style

[Chigens and Kay 3,831]

For an MLP forum style text adventure game, we should probably get to be our avatars, but whatever, I go run off a cliff like a lemming.

 

Someone doesn't get it >.>

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Look in windows of cottage.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

For an MLP forum style text adventure game, we should probably get to be our avatars, but whatever, I go run off a cliff like a lemming.

You run into the forest screaming like a madmare. As you run, you grow tired. But, you arrive at the cliff before it gets too bad. You begin falling.

 

Someone doesn't get it >.>

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Look in windows of cottage.

You can't, you're too busy falling.

 

 

 

 

...Now dying.

 

 

 

You peek into the windows. They're all shut, except for one.

Edited March 11, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[MrL0LZ 866]

You run into the forest screaming like a madmare. As you run, you grow tired. But, you arrive at the cliff before it gets too bad. You begin falling.

 

You can't, you're too busy falling.

 

 

 

 

...Now dying.

 

 

 

You peek into the windows. They're all shut, except for one.

 

I start sleeping.

Someone doesn't get it >.>

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Look in windows of cottage.

Shouldn't of put MLP forums style then if there's nothing different about it.

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

You huff and you puff and you BLOW THE DOOR DOWN

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

I start sleeping.

You lie down in the grass. You close your eyes and drift off...

[MrL0LZ 866]

You lie down in the grass. You close your eyes and drift off...

I'm falling.....

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

Immediately awake, singing and dancing the Time Warp in an attempt to transport to a better place.

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3J_ORwsZBs

 

 

Edited March 11, 2013 by MelancholicMemory

[Doctor Shuu 797]

I'm falling.....

You're... dreaming about falling...

 

You huff and you puff and you BLOW THE DOOR DOWN

You gather every last breath, and release it all at the door!

 

 

 

 

 

Sadly, this does nothing. Thank Celestia you're alone.

 

Immediately awake, singing and dancing the Time Warp in an attempt to transport to a better place.

 

 

 

 

 

You begin to belt out random lyrics. You sound quite awesome.

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

You're... dreaming about falling...

 

You gather every last breath, and release it all at the door!

 

 

 

 

 

Sadly, this does nothing. Thank Celestia you're alone.

 

You begin to belt out random lyrics. You sound quite awesome.

Use awesomeness to OPEN DA DOH! Surely the power of rock can open it!

Edited March 11, 2013 by MelancholicMemory

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Use awesomeness to OPEN DA DOH! Surely the power of rock can open it!

You don't have enough awesomeness. You need +7 awesomeness. You only have +5.

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

You don't have enough awesomeness. You need +7 awesomeness. You only have +5.

Perform the rest of the show, playing all of the characters, complete with props and costumes you made yourself out of twigs, leaves, shiny rocks, and a paper clip. Acquire sufficient awesomeness.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Perform the rest of the show, playing all of the characters, complete with props and costumes you made yourself out of twigs, leaves, shiny rocks, and a paper clip. Acquire sufficient awesomeness.

You don't have enough rocks or paperclips.

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

You don't have enough rocks or paperclips.

Realizes that all of the characters barely wear clothes anyway. Make due with current supplies. Still be ridiculously awesome.

 

Attempt to open door with awesomeness

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Realizes that all of the characters barely wear clothes anyway. Make due with current supplies. Still be ridiculously awesome.

Recoursefulitude +3! Your acting gains you +3 awesomeness!

 

You kick the door down and yell "WHAT NOW NEIGHSAYERS?!?"

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

Look around awesomely, still wearing your dress from "Hot Patootie." Should have changed first.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Look around awesomely, still wearing your dress from "Hot Patootie." Should have changed first.

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. It is dark, and all you can see is a table, a rug and a bookshelf.

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. It is dark, and all you can see is a table, a rug and a bookshelf.

Phew! Change clothes. Clap hooves to turn on the lights (Clap on! Clap off! The clapper!).

[Doctor Shuu 797]

(Dang it! I can't quote on my phone!)

You throw off your clothes and clap your hooves. Nothing but the echo of your clap.

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

(Dang it! I can't quote on my phone!)

You throw off your clothes and clap your hooves. Nothing but the echo of your clap.

Call upon the dark Elder God Cthulhu to illuminate your way, singing that one song from South Park.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Call upon the dark Elder God Cthulhu to illuminate your way, singing that one song from South Park.

You begin to belt out lyrics, but after 15 minuets of the loop, you give up hope.

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

You begin to belt out lyrics, but after 15 minuets of the loop, you give up hope.

Giving up on Cthulhu, you proceed to go through all of the other Elder Gods, none of which you have an appropriate song for.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Giving up on Cthulhu, you proceed to go through all of the other Elder Gods, none of which you have an appropriate song for.

You begin making up lyrics and ripping off songs by "The Parasprites" for half an hour.

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

You begin making up lyrics and ripping off songs by "The Parasprites" for half an hour.

Give up and hit the light switch

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Give up and hit the light switch

The lights flicker.

 

You are in a room with a table, a bookshelf, a picture of a yellow pony with a pink mane, and two doors leading into separate rooms. One door is east, the other is north.

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

The lights flicker.

 

You are in a room with a table, a bookshelf, a picture of a yellow pony with a pink mane, and two doors leading into separate rooms. One door is east, the other is north.

Pick up the picture and d'aww at its cuteness for six hours. Proceed to declare said pony "best pony"