How do you stop a Feld0?

[The Soldier 2,043]

To stop the Gaben, hit Ctrl and press the Gay Ben.

 

So how do you stop a @@Feld0,?

Edited March 16, 2013 by Psyche Clops

[Vicke 3,187]

Call his mom and dad and tell them that he has been a bad boy

[Nohbdy 4,108]

[Red Diamond 549]

Hold Alt + F4, then open Notepad++, and type in:

"function myArray() {
$arr = array('Stop', 'The', 'Master', 'Feld0');

for ($i = 0; $i < count($arr); $i++) {
echo $arr[$i];
}
}"

 

 

Save your document, then restart your computer. He should be gone when you boot it up.

Edited March 16, 2013 by Box of Donuts

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Yell "Peter, time for Dinner!" in your most motherly voice :U

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

Power outtage

[Ashley 2,427]

Take away all access to the Internet from him. Also take away all his gadgets. He'll be gone in no time.

@Feld0, get in here!

[Scootalove 10,684]

'' One does not simply stop a Feld0.''

 

Instead plan a power outrage in 6 different cities, and shut down the power grid completely!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Close()

 

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

You all mocked the great feld0 and then the site went down for a bit. You know not what you've done!

[The Soldier 2,043]

 

You all mocked the great feld0 and then the site went down for a bit. You know not what you've done!

Sure I did! I gave his network a power outage.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Also

 

Insult his age.

[duidamasterXD 9,626]

Throw mountains of Physics homework at him and pray.

[Shift 4,271]

WE TAKE FELD0

 

AND PUSH HIM SOMEWHERE ELSE

[Starshine 16,330]

With this!

 

[Betez 1,734]

Make him divide by 0. Shouldn't be too hard, considering there's one in his name

 

feld0.jpg

Saved Edited March 17, 2013 by Link

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

sudo rm -rf feld0

[Callisto 1,874]

Step 1. Turn off your computer. Turn it back on. Repeat for 3 minutes.

 

2. Go in your internet browser. Google "Ruffle chips" and click the 7th result on the 18th page.

 

3. There will be several links at the top of the page. Click the 2nd one.

 

4. You'll be taken to a website called "Frogsingles.com" Make an account, but you have to name yourself Jimbo D. Frogg.

 

5. Send a message to users "Sally T. Frog", "Kimmy T. Frog", and "Cleetus" The message must say: "Du wup, shoo wop, do bee doo bop". Close the website and never return to it.

 

6. Go on a site called "Cheaplamps.gov" amd buy a gray and black lamp with a 1ft by 1ft shade for 72 dollars. Close the site.

 

7. Open up MLP Forums, and go to the Feedback section. Make a thread entitled "Bobby is a clam" After the thread gets locked, go to the home page. You'll see a banner saying: MLP Forums, open today! All threads made by Feld0 will be gone.

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

invite Soul to be co-admin for the forums. that oughta shut him up real good. :3

[The Soldier 2,043]

Get a Yoshi... And kill him

[Creamy Arty 6,251]

Call his mom and dad and tell them that he has been a bad boy

 

He's always staying up well past his bed time.

 

[Zoop 8,384]

Best way to halt @Feld0 in his tracks?

 

AP Chemistry.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

How about an mail-delivering AI conspirator who decommissioned Felderp down to Feldotato and turned this place into Aperture Science laboratories?

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,694]

Send him to college.

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

Make him watch every episode of Jersey Shore and Buckwild back to back.