Your Shakespearean name

[The Soldier 2,043]

 

It's easy.

 

In Column A, if the first letter of your FIRST name is "K", since K is the 11th letter of the alphabet, your first name is "jaded".

 

In Column B, if the first letter of your MIDDLE name is "S", since S is the 19th letter of the alphabet, your middle name is "onion-eyed".

 

And in Column C, if the first letter of your LAST name is "G", since G is 7th letter of the alphabet, your last name is "gull-catcher"

 

In full name, your name is Jaded Onion-Eyed Gull-Catcher.

 

This is not to be taken seriously, it's a joke.

[Mr Dash 1,818]

Hence forth I shall be known as!..... Queasy ill-breading Malt-Worm!

[Dusty Soul 2,611]

Distempered ill-breeding miscreant, actually I quite like that.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Brazen Ill-breeding Manikin, at your service.......oh my god, my name in this thing is a sex toy

[Jadefire 2,796]

Reeky Ill-Breeding Clotpole.

 

...what? That sounds like a terrible pornstar name. :X

Edited April 5, 2013 by Jadefire

[Modphase 1,270]

Lewd evil-eyed malignancy.

 

 

Basically I'm really evil.

[Betez 1,734]

Haughty clay-brained Jack-a-nape

 

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[Hawk Moth 390]

english name.jpg

 

It's easy.

 

In Column A, if the first letter of your FIRST name is "K", since K is the 11th letter of the alphabet, your first name is "jaded".

 

In Column B, if the first letter of your MIDDLE name is "S", since S is the 19th letter of the alphabet, your middle name is "onion-eyed".

 

And in Column C, if the first letter of your LAST name is "G", since G is 7th letter of the alphabet, your last name is "gull-catcher"

 

In full name, your name is Jaded Onion-Eyed Gull-Catcher.

 

This is not to be taken seriously, it's a joke.

Hideous Onion-Eyed Gull-Catcher.

 

It sounds more like a pirate name.

[The Soldier 2,043]

Prating dog-hearted rabbit-sucker

[Shift 4,271]

Peevish Ill-Nurtured Pantaloon

 

lolwut

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

Hideous Eye-offending Clotpole.

 

[Champion RD92 8,654]

rank bunch-backed malignancy

[~Vallo~ 409]

"Knavish Horn- Mad Hempseed"

 

huehuehue

[Queen Sugar Hoof 48]

Fitful Eye-offending Malkin xD sounds like the reviews of Star Wars 3D LOL~

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

a good majority of us have j as a middle initial apparently

[Cocodrillo 1,565]

Fitful Crutch.