Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Flutterplex001 5]

my armpits are missing so....

 

who am I?

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

you're Patrick.

 

Can I rm you?

[Celtore 2,770]

Only if I can overwrite you with /dev/null

 

Why is Pluto no longer a planet?

[Flutterplex001 5]

because it's now a dog 

 

want to smear pizza all over your face?

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

no, but I'll gladly eat it.

 

  On 2014-01-10 at 4:33 AM, Celtore said:

Only if I can overwrite you with /dev/null

 

Sure! Take me back to my homeland!

 

Do you think Elementary OS can be used professionally?

[CrystalTheVampony 24]

I'll let Celtore answer that. 

 

Why is my internet so slow?

[Scribble Scribe 4]

Because it refuses to accept your love.

 

 

How make babies, when bird not man?

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

you make them, that's how.

 

  On 2014-01-10 at 10:16 AM, CrystalTheVampony said:

Why is my internet so slow?

 

Because you didn't answer my question, suffer!

 

Is windows 8 good?

Edited January 10, 2014 by z77e-d3h

[Summer Greetings 237]

I hear it tastes a little funny.

 

If Betty White and Jack Black made a baby what color would it be?

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

it would be baby color.

 

is it possible to be brand loyal?

[Valynne 2,727]

Chatterbox: i have a question: what happen in Pinoccio says "my nose is gonna grow" ?

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

what happens is, YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY FLIPPING QUESTION!

 

Tell me... is it possible to be brand loyal? OR DO I HAVE TO RM YOU!?

Edited January 10, 2014 by z77e-d3h

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Bare min' innit blad?



Is that a chav on your doorstep?

[Lightwing 12,978]

  On 2014-01-10 at 8:28 PM, Balareth said:

 

Chatterbox: i have a question: what happen in Pinoccio says "my nose is gonna grow" ?

 

the universe will self-destruct,because that's not a lie,but neither a truth

 

 

how can cockroaches die with a finger stomp,and survive an atomic bomb?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

The magic of evolution.

 

What's your favorite color of lingerie?

[Valynne 2,727]

Chatterbox: hm alright, you can be Brand loyal since loyalty is part of the DNA Chaiin


 

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

Bullshit.

 

Was that a good response above me?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

I don't really think so.  I didn't get it. 

 

How do penguins feed their young?

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

When mom arrives back from the grocery store.

 

Does Windows 9 have a chance?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I don't know.

 

This is a question?

 

  On 2014-01-10 at 9:02 PM, Lightwing19 said:

how can cockroaches die with a finger stomp,and survive an atomic bomb?

 Actually, they can't. The immense heat from the blast would vaporize a cockroach.

[theadventuretimefan 11]

No, this is Patrick.

 

Why is my lunchbox empty?

[CrystalTheVampony 24]

Your Lunchbox ate the food. 

 

 

Why do I like Sonic 06?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Because pie.

 

does an Applejack?

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Only if Pinkie Pies.

 

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

Tell a story out of order.

 

Feet or stomach?