Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

No. You have to do it in 0.5 seconds.

 

 

My arm is lying on the ground. Why is it dancing with ketchup?

[InfectedPone 1,547]

Witches!!!

 

What is your favourite colour of the alphabet?

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

The Ball. Specifically the striped one.

 

 

Why is there a Rhinoceros dancing on my couch? Can I join it?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,822]

No you can't. Because the rhinoceros is skittish, and may run away and go back to Korea and eat some kimchi tacos, and some tandoori ice cream in Mongolia.

 

Can I have coffee and beer at the same time and drink it with a hydrogen bomb which produces skittles candies?

[A Canadian Fritter 186]

Only if you want to summon the goat overlord

 

 

 

 

Yes?

Edited February 15, 2016 by A Canadian Fritter

[Buck Testa 5,496]

NO! 

 

Maybe? 

[A Canadian Fritter 186]

Perhaps

 

 

 

 

Quite?

[The Wife of Law 18,769]

Nah... Just Windex.

 

Why did you take the bike and not the baby whale?

[A Canadian Fritter 186]

I was in a hurry and had to get there before the pig

 

 

 

Don't you not enjoy double negatives?

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I totally don't not enjoy not using no double negatives. I'd much rather use quadruple.

 

 

This white thing on the wall burns my skin. Should I put my face on it?

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Only if you have good face insurance that includes cover for face burning/ melting

 

Ducks ate my sand which. Should I fly to the moon?

[A Canadian Fritter 186]

No, the moon is overrated, instead, find an old person feeding ducks in any nearby parks and steal all the bread from the ducks, that will make you even with them

 

 

Should I try and bottle my dissapointment and/or breath?

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Yes then you can sell it for a million dollars.

 

I wish I could be a taco with the ability to eat cake?

[A Canadian Fritter 186]

No because the cake would ruin your taco-ey goodness

 

 

 

Is this a question?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

No, it's a query.

 

 

What should I kill first?

[The Wife of Law 18,769]

Dfinitely not that apple tree. 

Save it for last.

 

Do you live in that 16th century home?

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

No, I'm the one in that 17th century house.

 

 

Fun is overrated. Do you disagree?

[A Canadian Fritter 186]

I ain't not gonna disagree

 

 

 

 

Is this Sparta?

Edited February 15, 2016 by A Canadian Fritter

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

No, it's Madness. We don't accept tourists.

 

Is the Lochness Monster a bird?

[Summer Breeze 2,522]

No, it's NINJA!!!!

 

Is cucumber orange?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,822]

No, cucumber is a sentient being which falls in love with tabasco man.

 

Can I arrest a secret service agent because of a Taco Bell?

[Trottermare Galamane 12,004]

Yes but only if you own a burrito Stand...

 

is there such a thing as being too violent in a picture? 

[Dapper Charmer 591]

A picture is worth a thousand words and if all of those words are decapitate then the picture should be considered too violent.

If a pickle got married to an egg how much cats can a monkey eat?

[Trottermare Galamane 12,004]

None it will choke on a hairball halfway through the first one....

 

if the chicken came first how come dinosaurs laid eggs? 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,822]

because Dinosaurs own an egg farm which is run by the Dinobots and Derpy.

 

Can I still have all of Dapper's Ducks if I offer them an MLP funko figure and some McDonalds hamburgers?

Edited February 15, 2016 by PONinja4