Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Dapper Charmer 591]

They didn't lay eggs the actually laid cardbored boxes.

 

Why did a box eat an orange?

[Trottermare Galamane 12,004]

Because a snake was hungry...

 

what happened to Chuck Norris after Bruce lee punched him so hard that there was a catatonic explosion that destroyed an island? 

[Summer Breeze 2,522]

He lived happily ever after

 

How many slices can you cut from a whole bread?

Edited February 15, 2016 by Summer Breeze

[internet pone 2,914]

10.

 

How many grass you can eat?

[Summer Breeze 2,522]

10.

Wrong! Only one because after that the bread isn't whole anymore

 

Nothing because i'm alergic to sunlight

 

How many times have you been eaten by a cow today?

Edited February 15, 2016 by Summer Breeze

[internet pone 2,914]

Wrong! Only one because after that the bread isn't whole anymore

Unfair! It should be stupid question. >o<

 

How many times have you been eaten my a coe today?

Your wat?

[Summer Breeze 2,522]

>o<Your wat?

oops, cant type XD fixed it

[ScarfaceOne 263]

How does the Fat Controller control fat?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,822]

That's easy, with the power of friendship and a bag of tacos and a barrel of bacon lard.

 

Will Wonder Woman marry Deadpool and make Red Sonja the queen of DC comics?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

No, because Spiderman will interrupt the wedding shouting about Goku.

 

Why does ice float?

Edited March 20, 2016 by You Heard Nothing

[Kozmos 129]

Cause logic/10

 

How do you life?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

First you take a bottle of powdered aspirin, and pour it down a mineshaft. Next, you suspend yourself upside down from an elephant, shout incoherently about skyscrapers in China, and try to do a Russian jig.

 

What defines fun?

[Kozmos 129]

The amount of time you can do a handstand while singing every national anthem known to man, in three different languages!

 

 

Can you help me explode twice?

Edited March 20, 2016 by Kozmos

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Sure, I'll tape you together again after the first explosion.

 

Why couldn't the king's men put Humpty Dumpty together again?

[Kozmos 129]

Because he was never an egg in the first place...

 

 

 

 

 

He was Donald Trump!

 

 

Why is Donald Trump actually Humpty Dumpty?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Because Humpty Dumpty couldn't bear the thought of falling off a wall, so he went into politics instead.

 

When the clock strikes twelve, who will walk through the door?

[Kozmos 129]

Tom Delonge obviously!

 

Who else will walk through the door?

[King 5,624]

Tina Turner dressed as a tortoise obviously

 

What flavour pie would be the best for standing on?

[Kozmos 129]

Pie flavoured pie!

 

What's triangle plus Saturn?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Alien Illuminacho, run for your lives!

 

What is gummy squared?

[Kozmos 129]

.356567434221897

 

 

The square-root of rock?

Edited March 21, 2016 by Kozmos

[RavenholmZombie 1,323]

562156454654658151.2.

 

Why is water wet?

[Kozmos 129]

Because it came from the ocean!

 

 

What's a stupid question? :3

[That Guy with the CMB 5,869]

"Doo-wop?" Is a stupid question.

 

 

Do you think the arms deals make a nice addition to The Elephant's senator pay?

[Kozmos 129]

Not if Bain has anything to say about it!

 

 

Tea, cake or death?