Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Death, please. Not mine, though.

 

When the night falls and the knight rises, what will the Minions do?

[Stormlight 1,371]

Do a backflip.

 

Why do my eyes see?

[Kozmos 129]

All the stuff!

 

 

How do you meme?

[Solid Snake 282]

Elbow grease.

 

Where could I find potato sauce?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,822]

In Applejack's farm, because she makes potato sauce in secret alongside Optimus Prime and Judy Hopps. And that is the secret in life and in making potato sauce with apples.

 

Will Felicia fall in love and marry me if I choose her in any fighting game?

[Solid Snake 282]

Jerry Springer marries people who fight on the show.

 

What is your mother's uncle's father's sister-in-law's cousin twice removed doing at the moment?

[Kozmos 129]

Working undercover for the NSA

 

 

The police are on to me, what do?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,822]

Just tell the police that the other person did it and also bribe them with street tacos, they will believe you in the name of science.

 

Can Godzilla be friends and promote world peace with Destoroyah and King Ghidorah in the next Godzilla film?

[Solid Snake 282]

Ask Chuck Norris.

 

Why are you reading this?

[Summer Breeze 2,522]

Because I'm singing

 

Whyyyyy am IIIII siiiiiiiinging?????

[Solid Snake 282]

Billy Mays wants your tacos.

 

Pony?

[Kozmos 129]

ERROR 404

Results Not found

 

Muffin?

[Solid Snake 282]

Sorry, you don't have permission for that!

 

What did the paladin say to the pumpkin?

[Summer Breeze 2,522]

Where is my chees?!

 

Who was squirel if blue was phone??

[Kozmos 129]

BLARG!

 

BLARG?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,822]

No, Blarg will blarg to Mr. And Mrs. Blarg and they will promote world peace in the name of pancakes.

 

Can Samsung make PlayStation eat tacos and promote world peace?

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Only if the tacos are made of magic sprinkles

 

How many umbrellas does it take to lick a rock into space?

[Solid Snake 282]

Needle-nosed wheat bags.

 

Did you napkin today?

[ChikaChan 7,312]

I don't even use napkins! xD

 

Do you want a hello kitty plushie? x3

[Stormlight 1,371]

No, I want a goodbye doggy one.

 

Why do I see with my eyes?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,822]

Because without eyes, you can still see 100% clearly and the world as we know it is tacos.

 

Will King Ghidorah and Godzilla babysit Flurry Heart?

[Number62 1,224]

Only if I get to eat them.

 

 

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[JeyWiz 1,093]

Nope, but a Macbook is. 

 

Turtle + Cow - Horse x Donkey = ?

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

A weird biological equation..

 

What is the circle route of 7?

[Nightfall Gloam 17,904]

Ummm... 

 

                                        7

                                      777

                                    77777

                                    77777 

                                     7777

                                        7

 

Hold on, that's the diamond root of 7.

 

What is the speed of space?