Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[darkwingmare 1,296]

Because humanity needs for questions to be asked or we won't function.

 

Where's the local grocery store?

[Telferi 6,905]

Locally located at local.

If you tie a butter bread to the back of a cat, will it float infinitely?

[Krashface 534]

in reality, the cat isn't floating or, in some cases, even spinning, but the force that the cad and the buttered bread exercitize is so strong that make Earth spinn around the forces that the two of them cuse. 

Dose a kit contain a kit of itself ?

[Prospekt 10,984]

Nope, only a Kit Kat bar.

Where have you been all my life? 

[Krashface 534]

Posting stupid posts around the Internet. Plus on the other part of the world.

Is planet Earth a velociraptor ?

[Will Guide 21,325]

No. A velociraptor is the world's oldest D.J. player!

How can 2+2=Fish?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Cause 2 = B. So, 2 + 2 = B + B. BB is an acronym for Bank Bass. A type of fish.

How many Bruces are there in media?

[Will Guide 21,325]

Only one: Bruce Lee!

How many Chucks are there in media?

[Prospekt 10,984]

Enough that woodchucks can in fact chuck wood.

What should I eat for dinner?

[Will Guide 21,325]

Eat air for dinner

What's the opposite of opposite?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Woodchuck Norris.

What if Link is actually a pizza boy, and Ganon/Majora was just the customer?

[Randimaxis 8,633]

Then Ganon had better tip REALLY DAMN WELL.

If tin whistles are made of tin... then what do they make foghorns out of?

[Krashface 534]

Condensated boneheads.

Why nothing is hollow?

[Kawaii Besu 28,009]

Because everything's full of itself

What's a stupid question?

[strongwilled_pegasus 5,155]

Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?

[MaryxMelody 93]

Idk how to answer that ;;

  How do you spell "Hello"?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

O-L-L-E-H

What if the events of Metal Gear to Metal Gear Solid 4 were all in Snake's head as he hid inside the Imagination Box from Spongebob?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Then the PMC forces like Raven Sword, Praying Mantis, Pieuvre Armament, and Werewolf would start Twerking in front of the world to see, thus causing chaos in the Time Paradox. And no more MREs.

 

Can Desperado Enforcement LLC. bring peace to the world with the power of Rainbows and this single ?

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

No. Cause peace does not exist.

Why did the cop get arrested for wearing cake on his head?

[Jeric 46,835]

Because he was in illegal attire in Wisconsin on game day. 

Green Bay Commandment #1 - thou shalt have no head adornments besides triangular cheese. 

 

How can I keep my lawn green during summer?

[Tech Reel 443]

Green paint. If it starts to chip or melt then just chuck limes at the lawn until it stabilizes.

 

What should I draw?

[Ninja Pizza BatCat 3,258]

Chicken flying  at  bicycle

Why couch do not flying

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Because Scootaloo said so....

Why can't I eat chili dogs with honey syrup and vinegar?

[Krashface 534]

Cuz Syrup and Vinegrar don't chill like doggs.

You think playng "ave satani" just for a joke during religion hour at school is a bad idea ?

[BlitzBLT 47]

Not always because of the waffle maker that sells used and new waffles.

Why aren't phones circles?