Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[TBD 17,228]

anything that's edible

How can a shadow go back to where it come from when it can't move on itself?

 

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Simple! Just give me Princess Luna's shoes, and Princess Celestia's pancakes, and I will show you the wonders of the shadow with the power of Derpy's muffins, and a CD of any Slipknot album.

When I grow up, can I be like @The_Gobo?

[Diamond Dynamite??? 71]

You can be like  Ponies

Is Twilightlicious an Owl?

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not a chance =w=

 

Why're there so many question threads XD

 

[TBD 17,228]

Because we're all cats here who is not afraid to die.

How did clifford the big red  dog, got so freakin big? 

 

 

[Wingnut 6,732]

Lots and lots of Alpo. 

Why do they always open another register AFTER I’ve been in an existing line for 20 minutes? 

[TBD 17,228]

Because the worker just got back from his/her lunch

what if we are actually in a reality show and we are being watched by many viewers?

 

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Then the ratings will go high, and in return, we get all MLP plushies in return as a gift from the gods.

Why do we exist to watch MLP while drinking Root Beer?

[PinkieShadow 4,053]

Root Beer *yack* , Well just because that´s the way it is !

Why do we call Root Beer a Beer when it is everything a Beer is not ?

 

[TBD 17,228]

Because root beer is the ancestor of  all beers...(till someone mistakenly added alcohol to the ingredients.) That's why they called it a Root beer.

Why do we call a pop soda when it doesn't sings pop music?

 

[Violet_S 783]

Because it pops, duh! *shrugs* hehe 

 

can you smell sounds? 

[ShadOBabe 18,984]

You can smell a toot, and a toot is a sound.

Can a woodchuck chuck wood?

Edited November 16, 2017 by ShadOBabe

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

No only chuck norris can chuck wood.

Is there solething he can't do ?

[TBD 17,228]

he can also blow chucks of wood out of his nose..and elsewhere.

It is possible for anyone to become a  wizard? 

 

 

[ShadOBabe 18,984]

If they are into substance abuse, sure.

Do these pants make my butt look big?

[TBD 17,228]

no it's not the pants, it's you. 

Why are some girls are so obsessed with large booty?

[Pieburner 1,680]

It's smackable

CARZO CARZO?

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

That's just nonsense, everyone knows CARZO is too old and CARZO isn't strong enough.

How do you download more clocking speed?

[Pieburner 1,680]

Magic, hon hon

STRIKE ONERUUUUU?

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

I would, but Oneru is a diplomat and thus has immunity... I don't wanna get in trouble.

Where did my nail clippings go?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

They go to the nail clipping's heaven !

Why does cow goes mooooo ?

[Pieburner 1,680]

because fuck you

HAHA?

 

[Mirage 24,142]

BLA BLA!

 

Hang out here often?

[TBD 17,228]

yep. Here, there, wherever I wish to be, high or low Oh, the places I'll go.

Duck duck goose?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Really !? Wow...I didn't know... I'm pretty shocked yeah....I think yeah they did.

Do you know why snails are called snails ?