Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[PinkieShadow 4,053]

So creepy and slimy, do they sell hoses too, yes !

 

Is an onion usually jumping around in your kitchen ?

[luftschloss 831]

Oh, yeah. I actually decided to take it in... so it's no longer in my kitchen. It lives in my room now. It's making it really difficult to sleep. 

Derpy is the worst pone, yes?

[Pieburner 1,680]

no

Derpy is best pone, yes?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Indubitablement. 
Hey can you speak english ?

[Pieburner 1,680]

Non

 

Dis, tu aimes les mèmes?

[TBD 17,228]

 

What if toys really do talk???

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Then the world of man shall reach the end of days and the toys shall do the cupcake dance.

Can I Black Mass and End Of Days tomorrow?

[luftschloss 831]

Nu

Can I... do the thing? 

Edited November 23, 2017 by luftschloss

[Pieburner 1,680]

Yes, yes you can

In your opinion does the ting go skraa pow pow pow pow pow?

[Pinkie_Pi 348]

Only if you put a woosh in it.

If you unbutton your bellybutton, does your butt fall off?

[Steel Accord 6,658]

What is a stupid question?

[Pinkie_Pi 348]

@Steel Accord Wait a minute, you don't get to ask a stupid question until I get my stupid answer.

[Pieburner 1,680]

NO

Anyways, does this rule or what?

[Will Guide 21,325]

20 minutes ago, WisePie said:

does this rule or what?

Nah, I already got clothes my size?

My question is, why is Trump always puckering up his lips. What? Does he want me to kiss him. Bah!

[luftschloss 831]

He had the soul of a jellyfish, and is emulating them in the best way he can.

What is life, but the endless search for a cutie mark?

[Pieburner 1,680]

Idk mang

NANI?

[TBD 17,228]

Spoiler

 

RHINO-SAMA?!?

Edited November 23, 2017 by TBD

[Randimaxis 8,633]

NOH - BLUUUUUUUE WHAAAAAAALLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

*ahem*  Are you... *dramatic music sting*  A CABBAGE OR SOMETHING!?!??

[PiratePony 8,473]

If you want to see cabbage, look in my bank account..

when is a door not a door?

[Randimaxis 8,633]

When it's El DOORado.

Nifty six picks up sticks to fix... or do you ask them to nix?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

I bribe to nix and fix the world with the power of muffins and @The_Gobo's santa hat.

Can I go to an island inhabited by anpther island going to this island that I owned in another life time of islands in muffintopia?

[Pieburner 1,680]

Hell yeah, man

D-d-d-d-d-d-damn?

[Steel Accord 6,658]

5 hours ago, Pinkie_Pi said:

Only if you put a woosh in it.

If you unbutton your bellybutton, does your butt fall off?

Of course not. You just loose your lunch.

What is a stupid question?

[MilkTea 283]

idk

Why can't we walk on the sun?

[Wingnut 6,732]

Because we don’t want to get hot foot. 

Why am I getting more grey hair?