Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Because Nightmare Moon is staring back at you.

Why do horses exist?

[ToastedScone 382]

To cave in the skulls of the unworthy?

Why don't snakes have feet?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 9/21/2020 at 10:53 AM, ToastedScone said:

Why don't snakes have feet?

Because they don't like shoes !

Why are orange orange ? 

[TBD 17,228]

because fruit and color are the same things

why is the earth flat?

[Will Guide 21,325]

1 hour ago, TBD 🚬 said:

because fruit and color are the same things

why is the earth flat?

Because I can grow into a giant and flatten the world for everybody.

Why do we all exist?

[Woohoo 32,565]

That's classified.

Why can't I see my eyeballs?

[Will Guide 21,325]

2 minutes ago, Woohoo said:

That's classified.

Why can't I see my eyeballs?

You got to pull them out first. Duh!

Why do we humand have two nostrils instead of 10?

[Woohoo 32,565]

Because our noses would be just one big hole.

Why can't I think of a stupid question?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 9/24/2020 at 10:17 PM, Woohoo said:

Why can't I think of a stupid question?

Because you're too stupid 

Why don't we don't 3D glasses to see the world ?

[Woohoo 32,565]

The inventor got three D's on his report card.

What is the translation of Gunter Gleiben Glauchen Globen?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

I think it's Gunter, the gun gunned  gluten ?

Why is the time passing ?

[Woohoo 32,565]

Because we don't want the time to fail.

Why is shipping so slow?

[Will Guide 21,325]

20 hours ago, Woohoo said:

Because we don't want the time to fail.

Why is shipping so slow?

Because the fandom keep debating who ends up with who.

Why can't I find other snake ponies?

[Woohoo 32,565]

Because most of them are really shy. 

Why does Rivers Cuomo want to wrestle with Jimmy?

[Will Guide 21,325]

2 minutes ago, Woohoo said:

Because most of them are really shy. 

Why does Rivers Cuomo want to wrestle with Jimmy?

Because Jimmy is a cricket and can easily be squashed.

Why is race car spelled the same way forward and backwards?

[Woohoo 32,565]

Magic. *snort snort*

Why is it called the Safety Dance?

[Yoshi89 5,290]

Because it's not safe to dance the Macarena.

Why is a dime worth ten cents?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

2 minutes ago, Yoshi89 said:

Because it's not safe to dance the Macarena.

Why is a dime worth ten cents?

because I said so

why did I ask this question?

[Yakamaru 3,074]

It wasn't so you could figure out what the square root of 42 is, that's for sure.

How many plants does it take to fill a house?

[Tao 6,724]

Depends on the plant and said size of what a "house" is.

 

Where do uniocccoorrns gooo?

Edited October 2, 2020 by Tao

[Nsxile 25,669]

14 minutes ago, Tao said:

Depends on the plant and said size of what a "house" is.

 

Where do uniocccoorrns gooo?

Through the portals... Which you trapped them in 

Why is there only one way to defeat a sandwich?

[Tao 6,724]

2 minutes ago, Nsxile 🔥🐲 said:

Through the portals... Which you trapped them in 

Why is there only one way to defeat a sandwich?

You just beaatt it beat itttt!

 

How does a hot dog fly?

[Yakamaru 3,074]

Because it have wings, duh. :P

Why does this lasagna taste like it's burned?

[Tao 6,724]

Just now, Yakamaru said:

Because it have wings, duh.

Why does this lasagna taste like it's burned?

Not that good, I had to eat some in real life...

 

How does one make racoon play dead?

[Nsxile 25,669]

By getting giving it a computer and loading a game on it call "Dead". 

5 minutes ago, Tao said:

Not that good, I had to eat some in real life...

 

How does one make racoon play dead?

How did ponies evolve from chickens? 

Edited October 2, 2020 by Nsxile 🔥🐲