Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

none, as it doesnt exist

 

are people going to start shipping me now?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

That'd be silly.

*hides shipfic*

 

What do you think of this shipfic?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

what shipfic?

 

why did i answer your question with a question?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Because you're trying to distract me while you swipe this steamy shipfic from me.

Not gonna work.

 

Why is Australia so God damn dangerous?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

because, it's the outback

 

why do people like shipping me?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because those simple mortals like romance. I, on the other hand, am above such things.

 

Why do mortals exist?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

because we created them, as entertainment, not that we need it

 

how many of us are beyond emotion?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Too many, bro. Too many.

 

Why do these schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries?

Edited July 14, 2014 by Dattebayo

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

because, seven

 

why is seven the real answer to life, the universe and everything?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Because schnozzberries

 

Why is Derpy so perfect?

[Lordav 3,425]

42 (answer to everything)

 

How much wood could a woodchuker chuck if a woodchuck could chunk wood?

Edited July 14, 2014 by lordav

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

seven

 

where am i?

Edited July 14, 2014 by The Free Lance Poet

[Lordav 3,425]

Somwhere

 

What?

Edited July 14, 2014 by lordav

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

exactly

 

what is the wall for?

[Scootaloodle 1,621]

To graffiti ponies on

 

 

Is that epic?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

photoshop

 

why photoshop?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because you need to shop for photos.

 

Why is your skin green?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Because I am a martian that is watching you from your air conditioner... I mean. No reason....

 

What is your favourite flavour of barrel?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Double barrel. Bang bang.

No dumb PewDiePie jokes here, friendo. Look elsewhere for that gross sh*t.

 

Why is Snips and Snails so punchable?

[NightGuard 251]

Because they're boys, duh!

 

Why is Saberspark popular in our fandom?

[Moonlight Magician 493]

Because he is

 

Why are oranges colored orange?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because they have a mini-sun inside them, and the sea of lava from that mini-sun's surface provides the orange colour.

 

Why can't people agree on whether it's 'color' or 'colour'?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Because British people drive on the wrong side of the road, so they add extra letters.

 

Why do oranges hate you?

Edited July 15, 2014 by Dattebayo

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because they enjoy burning me with their mini-suns.

 

What can one do to prevent burns?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Stop eating oranges

 

Why does this milk taste funny?