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I am Mattis, destroyer of worlds. Conqueror of the 14th dimension. Mattis the unstoppable. All shall tremble before my might. You shall kneel before my awesome Hey look, a pink pony. Such a pretty pony. Can I brush your mane?

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I am a transformer. A Decepticon! I will rule your pitiful world meatbags!

and yes, I transform into a men's room towel dispenser. But its an espionage form! Yeah!

So tremble and bow before your decepticon masters!

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Miss Trixie, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You've been here for three days, doing nothing but brush your mane. You missed the show 2 days ago. We had to find a new act. You aren't getting paid. Can you even hear me?

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Why am I dressed like this, you ask? Well, my parents are never around, my sister spends more time at the spa than she does with me, and I have no purpose in life. Why do you think?

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