The Soldier 2,043 April 28, 2013 Share April 28, 2013 (edited) Good People of MLP Forums! Listen to this breaking news I have brought to you! There is a new virus on here, I repeat: there is a new virus on this site! And it is affecting the users! You see, based on a completely uncertified but trustable doctor, this virus started out with a certain pony who has a purple, stylish mane name "Rarity". It is noticed she says the word "darling" to almost every friend. This was not a case, for it is just to be believed that's what she just calls them. HOWEVER, the doctor noticed a user here name @Motion Spark has been saying "darling" once, then he says it more and more. It started to get suspicious for this doctor. And THEN he noticed another user name who just started to say that word. Suddenly, this doctor noticed a pattern and studied what makes this pattern. He finally discovered a new virus that, when infecting a user, does not kill them, does not affect their lives majorly, but makes them say darling almost everytime they directly talk to someone. This virus is contagious to EVERY USER. There is no vaccine or cure is made right now. While they are, though, be careful of this virus. TL;DR RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! A NEW VIRUS HAS OCCURED Edited April 28, 2013 by Psyche Clops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 April 28, 2013 Share April 28, 2013 (edited) I'll keep a list of who to avoid for you, darling. STAY AWAY FROM Motion Spark Firebolt Harmonic Revelations MrXweet Dr.Callisto Jolteon Benjamin Burnley Princess Viscra Edited April 29, 2013 by Frozen Lasagna Thief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkazoid 3,493 April 28, 2013 Share April 28, 2013 I used to say darling a lot ; n ; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motion Spark 7,806 April 28, 2013 Share April 28, 2013 there's no virus around mah dear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leafeon 2,701 April 28, 2013 Share April 28, 2013 Darling, I've been saying darling for... forever. But, if it's contagious, it wouldn't hurt to make these forums more couth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 April 28, 2013 Share April 28, 2013 But, if it's contagious, it wouldn't hurt to make these forums more couth. OF COURSE IT'S CONTAGIOUS DARLING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Soldier 2,043 April 28, 2013 Author Share April 28, 2013 there's no virus around mah dear! Oh, no... The virus evolved into making him say "mah dear"!. This man has a SERIOUS case of the virus, people! Once again, beware of this virus! We shall have further studies on this new evolution of virvirus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokuc 8,172 April 28, 2013 Share April 28, 2013 oh damnit come on! ..I didn't see this was posted in forum lounge.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leafeon 2,701 April 28, 2013 Share April 28, 2013 Oh, no... The virus evolved into making him say "mah dear"!. This man has a SERIOUS case of the virus, people! Once again, beware of this virus! We shall have further studies on this new evolution of virvirus! I don't think that's necessary, babe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motion Spark 7,806 April 28, 2013 Share April 28, 2013 Oh, no... The virus evolved into making him say "mah dear"!. This man has a SERIOUS case of the virus, people! Once again, beware of this virus! We shall have further studies on this new evolution of virvirus! if you consider being graceful, refined and corteous a virus then you must have no manners whatsoever... darling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,833 April 28, 2013 Share April 28, 2013 I don't know what you're on about, darling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Soldier 2,043 April 28, 2013 Author Share April 28, 2013 (edited) if you consider being graceful, refined and corteous a virus then you must have no manners whatsoever... darling! That, I do so have a virus, Motion. However, mine is aimed more towards pervertedness... Nuttin' but a spoiler Edited April 28, 2013 by Psyche Clops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,833 April 29, 2013 Share April 29, 2013 That, I do so have a virus, Motion. However, mine is aimed more towards pervertedness... Nuttin' but a spoiler I infected you with that virus a long, long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaZe Vinyl 521 April 29, 2013 Share April 29, 2013 My, we must find a cure for this dreadful disease, darling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betez 1,734 April 29, 2013 Share April 29, 2013 Can't be any worse than the ILOVEYOU virus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrL0LZ 866 April 29, 2013 Share April 29, 2013 WE'RE ALL DEAD! RUN FOR YOU'RE LIVES! CALL THE MILITARY OF THE INTERNET, FOR THE LOVE OF SOMETHING RUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,873 April 29, 2013 Share April 29, 2013 Darling, whatever is it you're going on about, darling? Darling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift 4,269 April 29, 2013 Share April 29, 2013 Cool story darling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter 1,942 April 29, 2013 Share April 29, 2013 What's wrong, darling? Can't handle the courtesy? Silly darling. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gay Bird 420 April 29, 2013 Share April 29, 2013 Oh dear, I'd better avoid threads like this where I could get infected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viscra Maelstrom 3,718 April 29, 2013 Share April 29, 2013 my dear, i think you're being a tad too worrysome about this whole ordeal. i say, why won't you settle down for a while and enjoy some delightful tea and crumpets with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaZe Vinyl 521 April 29, 2013 Share April 29, 2013 WE'RE ALL DEAD! RUN FOR YOU'RE LIVES! CALL THE MILITARY OF THE INTERNET, FOR THE LOVE OF SOMETHING RUN! The internet has a military? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Soldier 2,043 April 29, 2013 Author Share April 29, 2013 (edited) The internet has a military? What do you think people mean by the term "flame wars"? Edited April 29, 2013 by Psyche Clops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,988 April 29, 2013 Share April 29, 2013 It's easy to not say the viral word. Stop watching Rarity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstralDrip 67 May 1, 2013 Share May 1, 2013 Hi, nice to meet you, darling! Folks around here call me Darlene. I just wanted to comment on your darling little thread. So you say there's a supposed virus running around? Well that's too bad because I'm due to get married in a week and I can't afford to be contagious! You should see the darling ring my husband Darl got me. I call it my "Darl ring", darling! I feel kind of lame posting this, but I couldn't help myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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