Ask a Zoop

[Zoop 8,384]

Hello!

 

Your friendly neighborhood Zoop is here at your service!

 

While I imagine a lot of old-timers around these parts probably know a little about me, I figured that this thread would be a good way to not only interact a bit more directly with a larger cross-section of the folks here on the forum, but also a good way to convince people that I'm a cute pony and not an angry eldritch abomination.

 

Anyway, I've zooped around this forum since the first day it opened up, so I know a thing or two about a thing or two. Feel free to accost me with survey questions and marriage proposals.

[Chigens and Kay 3,831]

How fast is too fast? Also, how fast do you go on a daily basis?

[Zoop 8,384]

How fast is too fast? Also, how fast do you go on a daily basis?

 

There's no such thing as too fast when you gotta go fast.

 

 

[Starshine 16,330]

 

Given the chance would you, right at this instant, without any preparation outside grabbing the stuffs you currently have in your room, go to Equestria through that inconveniently placed portal under your bed?

 

Be honest :3

[Evilshy 5,089]

There's no such thing as too fast when you gotta go fast.

 

 

 

[Doctor XFizzle 8,651]

Do you realize that your name backwards is Pooz?

[Zoop 8,384]

 

Given the chance would you, right at this instant, without any preparation outside grabbing the stuffs you currently have in your room, go to Equestria through that inconveniently placed portal under your bed?

 

Be honest :3

 

Given the way the last few weeks have gone, I'd probably do it without a second thought. Work has been shit, I've been sleeping like shit, and the RP thread I'm involved in has been moving slow as shit*. I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR.

 

I'd end up regretting it though, I'm sure. :V

 

* I know it's not your fault, I still love you.

 

Do you realize that your name backwards is Pooz?

 

No. Die.

 

 

... I'm going to bed.

[Marcato 2,143]

How do you feel about people ripping off your signature randomizer? :3

[NavelColt 22,875]

How does this custom ad of mine make you feel?

 

[King 5,625]

How do you feel about Puppies?

And more importantly...fluffy puppies?

[Radiance64 7,051]

Do you realize that your name backwards is Pooz?

Goddammit, you stole my question.

Anyway, um, do you like toast?

[NewCalamity 3,454]

Who do you think will win the Stanley cup this year, eh?

[Killian Jones 2,653]

How many times are you going to ban me this year out of love?

[Starshine 16,330]

Be Dee Zoop or Be Daww Zoop?

[Zoop 8,384]

How do you feel about people ripping off your signature randomizer? :3

 

Die.

 

How does this custom ad of mine make you feel?

 

 

Die

 

 

How do you feel about Puppies?

And more importantly...fluffy puppies?

 

I like cats.

 

Goddammit, you stole my question.

Anyway, um, do you like toast?

 

Are we talking about toast, or The Broken Toast? They're both pretty good, and go well with honey and cinnamon. 

 

Who do you think will win the Stanley cup this year, eh?

 

The Kings will take down the Bruins. I CALLED IT.

 

 

How many times are you going to ban me this year out of love?

 

Once quarterly. It'll be fun~

 

 

 

Be Dee Zoop or Be Daww Zoop?

 

I'll be whatever kind of Zoop you want, baby.

[Radiance64 7,051]

Die.

  Are we talking about toast, or The Broken Toast? They're both pretty good, and go well with honey and cinnamon. 

 

The first thing of course, and I agree.

And hey, who said you could ask the questions here?

In b4 die

[Starshine 16,330]

 

 

I'll be whatever kind of Zoop you want, baby.

Zoop da Zippity Zoop?

 

[Twiliscael 3,958]

What is your opinion on this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoop

 

When did you first start going bald?

 

Chocolate or vanilla?

 

Why did you change your favorite pony? (Which is STILL completely false, by the way).

 

Did you go to college, and what did you major/minor in?

 

If you had to pick a single favorite musical artist, whom would it be?

 

Favorite staff member?

 

Least favorite staff member?

 

How redundant are these questions?

Edited May 4, 2013 by Twiliscael

[Rolls Royce 606]

What kind of car do you drive, and what kind of music do you listen to?

[♥рluмъзяяy♥ 70]

Who are I

Edited May 5, 2013 by ♥рluмъзяяy♥

[Zoop 8,384]

 

 

And hey, who said you could ask the questions here?

 

 

I make the rules. :3

 

 

 

Zoop da Zippity Zoop?

 

Only for you, Star.

 

 

 

What is your opinion on this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoop

 

Die.

 

 

 

When did you first start going bald?

 

 

... -_-

 

When I was like 22.

 

 

 

Chocolate or vanilla?

 

 

Milkshakes? Mild chocolate. Overpowering chocolate isn't very good.

 

 

 

Why did you change your favorite pony? (Which is STILL completely false, by the way).

 

Rarity is fucking fabulous~

 

 

 

Did you go to college, and what did you major/minor in?

 

I dropped out of community college, actually. The on the job vocational training that I've received since has proven to be more compatible with me.

 

 

 

If you had to pick a single favorite musical artist, whom would it be?

 

I honestly don't know, to be honest. I like far too many artists to really nail one down as my favorite. Maybe P.O.S.?

 

 

 

Favorite staff member?

 

 

That Zoop guy is pretty cool, I'd say.

 

 

 

Least favorite staff member?

 

 

That Zoop guy is kind of lame, to be honest.

 

 

 

How redundant are these questions?

 

Not very, I don't think. Nobody has really asked any of them, so... :s

 

 

 

What kind of car do you drive, and what kind of music do you listen to?

 

1: I take the bus. Portland's public transit options are great - I don't plan on owning a car unless it becomes absolutely vital 

 

2: Little bit of everything. Rock, rap, country, pop, techno, etc. Why limit my options? :3

[Rolls Royce 606]

 

 

2: Little bit of everything. Rock, rap, country, pop, techno, etc. Why limit my options? :3

Sweet, you like bands like Van Halen, Aerosmith, etc? 

[Twiliscael 3,958]

What do you do for a living?

 

What's sharing your living quarters like?

 

Best moment of your life?

 

Worst moment of your life?

 

Any near-death experiences?

 

Favorite single-player video games?

 

Favorite multiplayer video game?

 

How long have you been on the internet?

 

What's the dumbest thing you've ever seen?

 

Why "Zoop" as your username?

 

What color hair DID you used to have?

 

Why am I asking you all of these questions?

 

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

 

Where did you see yourself in 10 years 10 years ago?

 

How much do you love me, baby?

 

How's the sex lovelife?

 

Why are you even taking time out of your day to answer this shit?

Edited May 6, 2013 by Twiliscael

[Betez 1,734]

Were you bored when you came up with that name? Or do you use it everywhere?

 

Also, HOW YOU MAKE YOUR SIG CHANGE??? :V

[Doctor XFizzle 8,651]

Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who?

 

Do you believe in a thing called love? Do you listen to the rhythm up above? Is there a chance we can make it now? Will we be rockin' til the sun goes down?