private An Unexpected Trip to the Human World (Closed!)

[Hypn0ticD 1,214]

@@Dawn Stripes, @@Pripyat Pony,

 

"That's alright, I'm recording the show, so Rainbow'll be able to catch it later--if she bothers to watch it!" Colette answered.

 

@, @, @@Fireblaze,

 

Within moments, there were YGS quality messages addressed to The Great and Mighty Rainbow Dash. "Well, johncenafan69, instead of asking Rainbow Dash to tell your brother to do that, you can tell him that yes, you are a fan on of the show, and to deal with it!" Colette answered as she put on a pair of shades. "But I'll ask RD to go tell your brother to fuck off!" She added before reading the next question. "This message is from PrincessLollipopFlutterHugger--Love the name, by the way -- and it's addressed to Fluttershy! It's says that you're Best Pony! Isn't that sweet??" Colette asked as she turned to Fluttershy, flashing a huge grin. Turning back, she accepted an incoming call. "You're on The Dash caller, what is your question??"

Edited August 9, 2013 by Hypn0ticD

[Meteorite 16]

@Dawn Stripes

David nodded to what chrysalis had said. He sat there a moment pondering what rainbow dash had said. Since they only just met he doubted that it was love but then again that's how it happen with chrysalis and him. David thought to himself for a moment before coming to a conclusion"Ok Rainbow Dash I assume since by now you should know that your a cartoon character in are world, so maybe why he's doing this is probably he watches the show a lot and feels like he has known you for a while and feels some what of a connection with you, I'd say you should follow your heart to we're it leads too and get to know him better and explore outside your boundaries and see how cool he really is"

Edited August 9, 2013 by Meteorite

[Dawn Stripes 301]

@@Meteorite, 

 

Rainbow nodded astutely through the first part of David's analysis--he'd been watching the show for ages, he thought he'd known her for longer--Dash figured she could see where this was going. But at the second part, she sputtered and dropped the phone before rolling her eyes and hissing into the mouthpiece.

"Dave!" She growled, trying unsuccesfully to nicker in annoyance. "Whoever you are! He's a human! I'm a pegasus!" She stared at Dennis. "I need something serious I can use. Don't fuck around with me right now!"

Edited August 9, 2013 by Dawn Stripes

[Pripyat Pony 2,608]

Pinkie Pie was a bit impatient. So far, one message had been for Fluttershy and one for Rainbow Dash, who wasn't even there. "Isn't anypony going to ask me a question?" she asked. "I know lots of things and unlike Rainbow Dash, I'm actually here to answer!" She pouted, batting away one of the balloons she'd pulled out of hammerspace.

[Hypn0ticD 1,214]

@@Pripyat Pony,

 

((Couldn't really think of any good way of transitioning to the next scene for Stephen/Cicada, and add to that I got wrapped up in what Shawn and Company are doing, so I'll try and pull something outta my butt!))

 

After some searching around, Stephen decided it would be best for "Cecy" to work with him and Shawn abroad-- while the job itself was terrible, as he had warned, the pay was decent, and they would work in a new branch office in a small city called Kenosha, Wisconsin. Stephen also made a remark about Cicada "having at it" and "draining the shit out of" jerk customers.

 

After having Cicada go through the interview process, she was hired on and was due to fly to the U.S. in a few days. After that, he'd get in contact with Shawn and figure out a way to inform the other Ponyfinders that he had taken in a Changeling…

 

Right now, he was watching a show on Skype-- which featured Shawn, along with two other girls… the one reading the messages looked to be human, while the other two…

 

***

 

"Lools like someone just asked!" Colette said, pointing:

 

[skype Message: Sent at: 10:36 EST] [Recipient: "Rainbow Dash"] [sender: "Hageman909"]

 

Hey there, Pinkie Pie! Let's see… who was the first Pony you met in Ponyville??

 

Could that question be any more lame?? Still, it was the only one Stephen could think of on the spot.

 

Also, tell my brother Shawn I said hi, and give him a HUGE hug!

 

After sending the message, and laughing his ass off at his brother getting crushed by the manic Earth Pony, he turned to Cicada. "Do you want to ask them anything??"

[Commander Bubbles 1,343]

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@Pripyat Pony

@Fireblaze

@Hypn0ticD

 

"Alright, Twilight," Jack said to Twilight, "I have it all set up for you right here. All you need to do is type in a message, and it will go to the Skype show."

Twilight began to type with the tip of her fingers, taking quite a long time to find the keys.

"Uh..." She mumbled, "Where is the 'A' button?"

"You know what," Jack said, "I'll just do it. Tell me what you want to say, and I'll transcribe it."

"Okay," she responded, "Colette, or whoever it is, I need to talk to Rainbow Dash. This is Twilight Sparkle talking from Jack Preybird's account."

Jack sent the message.

 

[skype Message: Sent at: 10:42 EST]

[Recipient: "Rainbow Dash"]

[sender: "jpreybird56"]

Colette, or whoever it is, I need to talk to Rainbow Dash. This is Twilight Sparkle talking from Jack Preybird's account.

Edited August 9, 2013 by Joey Slowgano

[MelancholicMemory 2,027]

(I figured I'd give Rainbow some messages to respond to whenever)

 

[skype Message: Sent at: 10:44 EST]

[Recipient: "Rainbow Dash"]

[sender: "HeartoftheDress234"]

 

Is Rarity there too? Rarity! I love you! You're the prettiest pony!

 

[skype Message: Sent at: 10:43 EST]

[Recipient: "Rainbow Dash"]

[sender: "Rainbow-lovr12"]

 

Rainbow! I love you! How fast are you in our world? Either way, you're still the most awesome <3<3<3<3

 

[skype Message: Sent at: 10:45 EST]

[Recipient: "Rainbow Dash"]

[sender: "Luna Midnight"]

 

OMG! You're the cutest! I just wanna hug you! Fluttershy and Applejack and Luna too! <3

 

[skype Message: Sent at: 10:45 EST]

[Recipient: "Rainbow Dash"]

[sender: "rainbowsmash9283"]

 

Rainbow Dash! Will you marry me? <3

 

[skype Message: Sent at: 10:46 EST]

[Recipient: "Rainbow Dash"]

[sender: "itrollu346729"]

 

lol ponies are friggin gay.

 

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Applejack turned to Jack. "Ask Rainbow what the hay she's doin'." Rainbow's attention seeking online seemed pretty irresponsible.

[Hypn0ticD 1,214]

@, @@Dawn Stripes, @@Pripyat Pony,

 

Colette saw Twilight's message and chuckled a little. "In case you're just tuning in, Twilight, Rainbow Dash is headed off to Scotland, and is in for the surprise of her life. She went to find Fluttershy, but Fluttershy is already here! Pinkie, Fluttershy, say hi!"

 

@@Fireblaze,

 

((Colette answered your call. You gonna respond?))

[Commander Bubbles 1,343]

@, @@Dawn Stripes, @@Pripyat Pony,

 

Colette saw Twilight's message and chuckled a little. "In case you're just tuning in, Twilight, Rainbow Dash is headed off to Scotland, and is in for the surprise of her life. She went to find Fluttershy, but Fluttershy is already here! Pinkie, Fluttershy, say hi!"

 

@@Fireblaze,

 

((Colette answered your call. You gonna respond?))

Twilight Sparkle nearly exploded when she heard this.

"ON A PLANE TO SCOTLAND?!" she shouted, "I NEED TO GET TO THAT MARE RIGHT NOW! Celestia knows what she'll get herself into! This is bad. This is bad... no no no no no..."

"Twilight, calm down," Jack scolded, "We'll have to try to contact Dash when she lands."

"BUT THAT MARE WILL GET HERSELF, AND OTHERS, INTO TROUBLE!" she shouted again, "WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO WAIT UNTIL SHE LA-"

"Twilight, stop!" Jack interrupted, "Get a hold of yourself, and listen to me. If she's already in the air, its not possible to get her to turn around. What is she even going to Scotland for?"

"Well," Twilight responds, "She's trying to find Fluttershy. Well, more importantly, trying to protect her from a man who tried to kiss her. I'm telling you that mare is up to no good!"

"Twilight, there's nothing we can do until she lands."

"BUT RAINBOW SURELY WILL DO SOMETHING STUPID TO WHOEVER WAS TRYING TO SEDUCE FLUTTERSHY!!!" Twilight shouted again!

"Jesus H. Christ!" Jack shouted in a loud voice he rarely used, "I told you already we can't do jackshit until she lands. Besides, Fluttershy is already in Wisconsin. We need to tell Rainbow Dash, upon landing, that Fluttershy is in Wisconsin!"

"But how?" Twilight asked, "Surely she'd be too busy finding the man who tried to seduce Fluttershy to check her Skype."

"It's worth a shot," Jack responded, "If getting Dash back to Wisconsin with minimal damage done is your goal, then we have to do all we can do in our power."

[Fireblaze 16]

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@ Joey Slowgano
@ Dawn Stripes
@ Pripyat Pony
@ HypnoticD

Charles began to respond to this and began to Send the message

[skype message: Sent At 10:50 EST]
[Recipient: "Rainbow Dash"]
[sender: "Dragon Roberts"]

Ok most of my friends ask me about this age old question in the world. Who is the Fastest Rainbow Dash or Sonic. Since Pinky is there with you and Maybe she can answer this question.

[Pripyat Pony 2,608]

@@Hypn0ticD,

 

Pinkie Pie laughed. "Oh, I met oodles of ponies my first day!" she said. "But the first ones I really met were the Cakes. They were so nice and offered me a live in job at Sugarcube Corner!"

 

She read the other half of the message and immediately gave Shawn a big hug, just like the one she'd given Fluttershy.

 

When she saw Twilight's message, she chuckled and waved at the screen. "Hi, Twilight! This is funny, right? I don't even know if you can see me, cuz I can't see you!"

 

@,

 

"What's going on?" Rarity asked Jack. "Ask Pinkie Pie what on Equestria happened to her and Fluttershy."

[IridscentNionios 1,422]

@@Dawn Stripes,@@Meteorite, Sneaking had been  Queen Chrysalis' expertise, so when the phone "slipped" from David's ear and hand resulting in it being in her own hand she was sure that none could do it better. For a time while listening to David's instructions to Rainbow Dash she had to say something. Whether it was her own inner desire to "feel in control" by pushing a situation like this, or perhaps some other motive it was not clear in her mind at that time. She was sure however that this felt like a situation she just could not avoid "mixing herself" into. She placed the phone on her ear, but when she spoke it wasn't her own voice that came out... but David's. 

"Calm down... i'm merely expressing my own opinion. Never would i push you to this, but there is something you must know. This is a mere Taboo Rainbow, like the fact that humans don't go outside naked. Love knows no Taboo, no boundaries of distance or species. If you don't try you won't know... but i agree that you need to consult your friends too. Just do me a favor... don't say no right away, give it a chance just a small one. You will not regret it. Now how about the real reason you called me... give me Colette's phone and I am going to redirect you now, hope to hear from you soon though because there are some things that have changed... a LOT."

She turns at David once again, and instructs him to act like nothing happened. The next thing you know David asks for Colette's number. With the speed of the phone returning Chrysalis feels a little devious and smiles.@@Hypn0ticD,

Edited August 10, 2013 by nioniosbbbb

[Dawn Stripes 301]

@, 

@Hypn0ticD

 

Rainbow rattled off the number and then prepared to give this 'David' character a piece of her mind. "Hey! What the fuck are you trying to get me to...hello?" she tapped the mouthpiece of the phone. "Are you there? Don't you hang up on me after that! Get back here!" She fumed for a couple seconds, frustrations reveling like mud-covered hillbillies in her inability to get decent advice the one-in-a-million time she genuinely asked for it. Then,with a deep breath, just as Twilight would have taught her, she lowered her mouth. "Hell-lo?"

[Hypn0ticD 1,214]

@, @, @@Fireblaze,

 

 

Colette saw the influx of new inquiries and set out to answering most of them: Well HeartoftheDress234, Rarity isn't here just yet, but I'll let her know that you think she's the prettiest! Hmmmm… who else do we have-- ah, here! An ego-stroking message from another one of Rainbow's fans--- but Athens a very good question! I wanna know how fast she is as well, so tell ya what? I wanna see if I can get her to race Applejack and Pinkie Pie when alla them're together, 'kay?? I'll record, and --hey Shawn, care to be the announcer??" a question to which he said yes. “Kewl! Who next?? Let's see... Aw~! Luna Midnight thinks Rainbow, Fluttershy and Luna are the cutest and wants to hug alla ya! Next one is from rainbowsmash9283, who wants to marry Dash---" Colette snickered at that. "The Dash doesn't wanna be tied down, kid! She's too busy being awesome! The lazt question OS from Dragon Roberts who wants to know who's faster? Sonic the Hedgehog or Rainbow Dash?? In order to answer that, Sonic would have to be here, then they could race each other all day long!"

 

Colette took a moment to take a breath. Answering alla these questions was exhausting! "Anyone have any questions or comments for Pinkie Pie or Fluttershy, type away! They're here, Rainbow isn't, so take advantage!"

 

 

((Anyone else gonna ask Pinkie anything?? And what about Colette or Shawn??))

 

@,

 

((I'm assuming the Queen is calling Colette now…))

 

Colette then felt her phone vibrate. Taking it out if her pocket she saw a number she didn't recognize. "The hell??" Turning to the trio, then the camera. "Time for a break!" Colette then stepped into her room before answering. "Hello? Who is this??"

[IridscentNionios 1,422]

@@Hypn0ticD,@@Dawn Stripes,@@Meteorite,  

((OOC:I am sorry i am a little confused. I though that i had re-directed the call from David's phone to you. But your answer gave me a really good chance for Queen Chrysalis to talk to Colette.))

Chrysalis decided she'd be blunt with this, though she did. She continued in David's voice for just a moment. "Hello... are you Colette? The human that found Rainbow Dash? I read about that on the... Internet. I have someone on the line that wants to talk to you, but before i give you your friend... there is a question i need to ask. But where are my manners? I should say my name..." 
 

She shifted back to her normal voice and spoke loud and clear.

"I am Queen Chrysalis..."
 

Edited August 10, 2013 by nioniosbbbb

[Commander Bubbles 1,343]

@00Pony



@Pripyat Pony

@Fireblaze

@Hypn0ticD
 

"Right then," Jack said to Rarity, and got typing away.

 

[skype message: Sent At 10:55 EST]
[Recipient: "Rainbow Dash"]
[sender: "jpreybird56"]

 

So, Pinkie, Fluttershy, how did you two get to Wisconsin so quickly? I'm with Applejack, Rarity, and Twilight Sparkle, on my way to Wisconsin right now, as a matter of fact. So, that being the case, wanna talk to either of them?

[Hypn0ticD 1,214]

@@Dawn Stripes, @,

 

((Wary Colette is wary!))

 

Colette wanted to say 'fuck you!' to the Queen and hang up, but that would leave her to wonder… "Why're you calling me, and who gave you my number??"

 

Colette was not one to give her number to just anybody, let alone to any trans-dimensional antagonists. This had better be damn good!

[IridscentNionios 1,422]

@@Hypn0ticD, "Got your attention? Good... one of your friends called the human that found me. She wants Applejack's number for some "delicate matters". I personally found it irresistible not to interfere considering the situation she is in. That and she interrupted a really important moment of mine." she says somewhat pissed off at the fact that Rainbow Dash had called at "that" moment. "Now i really want to see her through this situation she is in. Her success will help me, her failure will give me a laugh. Either or else its a win-win situation for me. You might ask why i would be interested to help your friend... A lot has happened these days, things that led me to making a big promise to someone..."
@@Meteorite She looks at David as he listens to her talking and gives him a caring look.
"You have no reason to believe me, and frankly right now your "beliefs" hardly matter. I think none of us are in a position to continue an inter-dimensional war in this land. All i want is a number afterall, a number that may help answer the question of whether love between different species is possible."

[Hypn0ticD 1,214]

@, @@Dawn Stripes, @,

 

Colette groaned. None of her friends would think to ask such a question! Unless---"What the fuck did Dash do this time??" She deadpaned before taking a moment to look for Cat's number. "I gotta put ya on hold, but ask Rainbow if she likes him back-- I usually find that important little question never gets asked, and is the cause for a shitton of misunderstanding!"

 

Colette then dialed Cat's cell, in hopes of connecting with her again…

Edited August 10, 2013 by Hypn0ticD

[IridscentNionios 1,422]

@@Dawn Stripes, @@Hypn0ticD, @@Meteorite, Switching back to the waiting Rainbow Dash Queen Chrysalis felt a little bit conflicted. Would she reveal herself to Rainbow Dash or not? Who knows how she'd react... but in the end the truth would be revealed. Perhaps it was time she revealed herself, but what about her relationship with David? Was she ready to reveal that too? No... she wouldn't, she wouldn't allow her to laugh at her.

"David... i am going to start something... Wish me luck, because i'm gonna need it." she then resumes the call with Rainbow Dash.

"I'm back miss Rainbow Dash. However there is something you have not known while you have been talking to me."

"You were not simply talking with David... but with me as well... you know who i am right? I trust my name and voice haven't been lost through the ages of Oblivion. Before you start screaming, cursing, and hanging up the phone on me i have a message to deliver. Plus i have some questions of my own to do... I have your friend Colette on hold on the other line, and while she hasn't given me Applejack's number yet, she told me to ask a question "Do you like this guy?" My own question is this... "Are you afraid this won't succeed? Are you afraid of the unknown, the new? Afraid to change?" "
 

[Dawn Stripes 301]

@, 

 

Rainbow Dash shivered hot from nape to heels. This was what?

"Nah, 'fraid o' your slimy ass, you dirty liar!" she shot into the mouthpiece, just the barest bit louder than she'd intended to, before punching the big red button with her thumb.

After hanging up, she slumped against the window, breathing hard and watching clouds go by. Back in the day, it was simple. She wanted to talk to AJ, AJ was in the east field or at the market. Now she tried to call the girl and got feathering Queen Chrysalis trying to do who knows what to her!

To put it mildly, that was a bust. Hopefully they wouldn't remember the number she called from.

 

The nose of the plane began to dip, so Rainbow Dash slipped the phone just as carefully back into Dennis' shirt pocket, silently thanking him for letting her use the device--wasn't his fault her advice numbers were bad. "Really gotta' get my own phone," she muttered. Then, licking her lips in focus, she pulled her hand out of Dennis' as fast as she could, moving straight to having them folded inconspicuously in her lap so as to give away nothing. The movement would almost certainly wake the boy up.

Edited August 11, 2013 by Dawn Stripes

[Hypn0ticD 1,214]

@@Dawn Stripes, @, @,

 

((Gonna try to get things moving with this party again!))

 

Shawn saw the message Jack sent and went to answer:

 

"Yeah, lemme see if Colette is okay with it first!" "Go ahead!" Colette said as she came back into the room. "I need to speak with Applejack anyhow." Shawn then accecpted offer:

 

"Hey jpreybird56! Yes, we'd like to talk to the girls! Just send us your Skype number so we can connect with ya!"

[IridscentNionios 1,422]

@@Dawn Stripes, ((OOC:I think it's time i woke Dennis up...i assume they are still holding hands right???)) Dennis felt a little hoter than normal, but he assumed this was due to the heavy sleep he had gotten. He tried to stretch his limbs, but as he did that he noticed that something was touching his hand, something warm. As he opened his eyes he saw a hand touching his, lifting his head upwards he saw Rainbow Dash. After realizing what had happened he silently gasped and opened his eyes wide in shock. He blushed in embarrassment and started mumbling "I... R-Rainbow i..." he could say nothing more and it was no use of him trying to explain what he didn't know. How did this even happen? Did she do it? While thinking that he blushed flattered, but then he though that maybe it had been him. In that though his face went a little bit more pale but the blush did not dissappear. What would she think of him now? Would she be offended? He was a tad bit afraid of her reaction that is sure.

@@Meteorite, Chrysalis sighed in dissapointment. "I am sorry David... i tried... i really did. It was a mistake of me to involve myself in this situation. They just... don't want to listen. How am i ever gonna fix this hellhole of a mess i've created David? How..." she stops and starts thinking for a moment. Another idea came to mind "David... we need to find the rest of the elements of harmony. We need to express the truth we hold. Rainbow Dash has "The Dash" where she posts those things she does right? How about make one of those videos spreading our own perspective of the truth? Not the twisted and perverted version they have. What... what do you think?"

[Pripyat Pony 2,608]

@, @@Hypn0ticD,

 

Pinkie Pie bounced. "Ooh, I can answer that question!" she said when she saw the new one come up. "I got here cuz I found out where Rainbow was, so I went to the train! A really nice old lady bought me a ticket to Racine when I said I didn't have any money. Things like that always seem to happen to me!" she chuckled.

[Dawn Stripes 301]

@, 

(OOC: Rainbow was pulling her hand away, but it woke Dennis up. So your post works)

 

Rainbow watched Deniss' blush and scrutinized his face closely the whole time he stammered at him--then gave him a little space and a warm smile. "Morning, buddy. The plane's coming down. You slept through the whole flight."

She glanced up as the passengers were told to fasten their seatbelts, and, rolling her eyes, clicked hers. "Don't worry. You didn't miss anything."