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Let's here some puns that you've guys made up or heard before, shall we?

 

Here's a question you'll never expect on a test. What's the frisbee like thing that people throw at the olympics? Discuss.

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I was over my friend's house and his dad comes in the room with a stack of paper full of puns. When he got the scissors to cut them out, I said "I see that you are a CUT above the rest at pun making."

 

Thought for sure I'd get a response but he must not have heard me =(

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Why was the desert a bad comedian? All his jokes were dry!

 

 

Holy crap that was horrible!

 

 

Why was Sarah Jessica Parker a bad singer? Her voice was HOARSE.

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Need an ark? I Noah guy.

 

 

(not for the faint of heart, or for people who were affected negatively by the September 11th Attacks)

 

9/11 jokes aren't funny, their just plane wrong.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved. You sea what I did there?

 

I gotta Hans it to you, that was pretty good. Anne Frankly, I did nazi what you did there at first. But I gas it was a good one, jew are pretty good at these.

 

 

...Maybe that's not in good taste. Donitz! I need to watch what I say.

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Two molecular biologists are walking down the street. (Ok, with a beginning like that you know it's going to be a pun...)

 

They see some dog excrement on the sidewalk. Being good citizens, they find a bag and pick it up. The problem soon emerges over which one of them has to hold the bag while they walk back to the lab.

 

"Volox!" says one.

"Paramecium!"

"No, green algae!"

 

The Joke Explained:

 

All of the microorganisms named about are eukaryotic. They are eukaryotes. Eukaryote=You carry it.

 

 

 

Oh, do I have dumb puns. I'm just getting started.

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So me and a friend of mine were playing street fighter 4 at his house and he asked me if he could have some of the pop I brought over. I responded with "Shoryuken!"

 

Get it? Sure you can? Shoryuken! God thats bad...

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