Terrible, Terrible Puns

[Skar 324]

I made an axe on MineCraft, and went up to tree to cut it down, and I said "Hey Mr. Tree, let me AXE you a question!"

[Keypassion 232]

If you don't pay your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.

[Swoop 2,276]

9/11 Jokes are just plane wrong

 

I relish the fact that you've mustard up the courage to post a pun of such a peppery nature. (That pun was pretty cheesy wasn't it? I'm sorry, I'll prepear myself next time and come up with something less cornball).

 

 

GOOD GOD I'M SO SORRY. THAT WAS PAINFUL TO TYPE.

 

[Keypassion 232]

There was a documentary on TV last night about a religious order who spend all their time playing stringed musical instruments.

So I've written to complain that there's too much sects and violins on TV these days...

[Evilshy 5,089]

If you don't pay your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.

 

Fucking lol'd

 

 

I hit a deer on on the highway while driving home from work. Looks like I'm having fast food again :/

[Keypassion 232]

There was a pilot on sick leave because he had the flew.

[Aureity 3,055]

I used to be afraid of hurdles, but then I took an arrow to the knee got over it.

[Keypassion 232]

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It was driving down the road and then suddenly turned into a field.

[EldarSteve 119]

what do you call a guy with a shovel in his head?

 

Doug.

[Lunatic 1,185]

stop with the WW2 jokes. anne frankly i dont find them funny.

[Queen Cassie 3,057]

A mafia cardplayer?! HIT THE DECK!

[Keypassion 232]

In queso emergency, I pray to cheesus.

[Sir Cyborg 26]

All these G-sus puns add 9 11 puns would make it innapropiate for A-minor to read this thread.

[Whinny-Millie 28]

I hate making jokes about inert gases.

 

I never get a reaction.

 

._.

[Keypassion 232]

Love means never winning at tennis.

[Kyreth 193]

A neutron walks into bar and orders a beer. The bartender says 'for you, no charge'.

 

I have a million physics ones ^^

[Selendis 3]

"And who do we have here?"

"I'm Thor"

"you're thor?"

"well it hurths"

lol

[Whinny-Millie 28]

Did you hear the joke about the maize?

 

Oh, don't worry, it's too corny.

[Champion RD92 8,653]

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just Arrrrrrrr...fruits. (:

 

[Crispy 5,563]

The past, future and present all walk into a bar at the same time. It was tense.

[Evilshy 5,089]

A neutron walks into bar and orders a beer. The bartender says 'for you, no charge'.

 

I have a million physics ones ^^

 

 

Here's a nice chemistry one:

 

[Whinny-Millie 28]

Why did the electron marry the proton?

 

They were attracted to one another.

[Espeon 338]

What did the mermaid...see...a movie? (Watch the whole thing)

[Tenor Clef 112]

All these G-sus puns add 9 11 puns would make it innapropiate for A-minor to read this thread.

 

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[Toothless the Night Fury 260]

Meh. I already said a pun similar to this one, but what the hay.

 

Why did the man eat the pony's hair?

 

 

It was his mane diet. YEEEEEAH!