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Read this on a fanfict:

 

There's three things to marriage: The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.

 

EDIT: I'd add my own puns but their so bad that they made my BFF cry from laughing.

 

They're too punny.

 

 

Okay that one was just plain wrong even for me.

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The first 6 gym leaders in Pokemon Emerald! Go!

 

Roxanne the Rock type user!

Brawly the Fighting type user!

Wattson the Electric Type user!

Flannery the Fire Type user!

Norman the Normal Type user!

Winona the Flying Type user!

 

Pokemon! Not even once!

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said in my computer class during someones RAM presentation, made someone burst out laughing while everyone else had a poker face...

 

it sure is DIMM in here...

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Why did the sand cry?

Because the sea weed.

 

Why did the man stop his wife from changing her hair colour?

Because she though she would dye.

 

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

2 goldfish are in a tank. One asks the other: " Do ya know how to drive this thing?"

 

These puns aren't funny, they're painful.

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In Arizona, there is a Restaurant called Alicecooperstown. There you would be able to order the Megadeth Meatloaf.

 

Now I'm telling you, it's a good meatloaf, but I don't reccommend that you eat a lot of Megadeth Meatloafs because you may Wake Up Dead after!

 

Heavy Metal jokes! :D

 

Here's another.

 

Atheism is a non-prophet organization!

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