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I stole food from Rarity.


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She was out saving the world, and I walked into her house (it was unlocked). I pigged out in her kitchen, and I stole a whole tin of brownies she made for Sweetie Belle and the Crusaders.

--and I'm not sorry.

 

further there is nothing you can do about it unless you want a brownie, cause I'll share with with my fellow nere-do-wells.

 

I won't get in trouble or go to jail because I scattered some flour on the floor and made fake raccoon tracks.

I'm getting away scott free! The perfect crime. Friends of Fluttershy will be blamed, not me.

 

Now who wants a brownie?

 

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It was racoons i tell ya! Fluttershy's critters are outa controll!

 

(Shh! I'll give ya TWO brownies if ya hush up!)

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Hmm... I'm willing to do a deal. Give me two, or I'll release Aran Ryan, Soda Popunski, Bald Bull, Super Macho Man and Mr. Sandman on you in a caged boxing ring.

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It was racoons i tell ya! Fluttershy's critters are outa controll!

 

(Shh! I'll give ya TWO brownies if ya hush up!)

Send one my way and I'll cover your tracks.

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You should sneak in her house and spy on her in the shower.

What? Will she look different than she normally does?

 

Really? I'm-a spam in this thread for more brownies. yay.png

No way. Most of them are for ME. Steal goodies from Pinkie if you dare.

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I shan't eat those brownies, they're probably tainted by your evil touch.

And also junk food. :-(

I'M GONNA GET THE MODERA-wait, they've already been corrupted? Artemis, how could you? :(

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So you're saying... Rarity put laxatives on her brownies in the first place to soften her stool?

 

 

 

APHRODISIACS! >:VV

no... she put them for anyone that wanted to steal her brownies

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