The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Likely not lel

Unoess they really know how to use those tusks.

[A French Derpy full of Salt 401]

Not screwed at all with the FAMAS Felin (This is a real french weapon, I post it for the cat joke)

Spoiler

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/FAMAS#FAMAS_Félin

it does not appear on the English version of Wikipedia.

And yes, I love weapons.

Edited May 27, 2018 by Salty French Unicorn

[Sunny Fox 5,891]

Probably fine. Gun would misfire... "I just don't know what went wrong!"

[The_Gobo 36,257]

A rarity fan with a sunset avatar.
They're too confused to do anything about me :3
 

[SkyDive 269]

19 hours ago, Dust-Shot said:

Not screwed. I just got these.

Napalm bombs are good.

That's cute. Well, I'll just let the entire Equestrain military take care of this. Though I doubt we need to use all that much.

4 hours ago, The_Gobo said:

A rarity fan with a sunset avatar.
They're too confused to do anything about me :3
 

So smol. They'd probably just hug me though.

[Dust-Shot 122]

19 hours ago, King of Canterlot said:

Just another harmless mare with no way of even getting close to thy King, guards, drag her out! 

I get the "mare" part alot. I'm a male with a rounded muzzle.

Also, for a single soldier I found 10 of these in a military bunker in the Appleloosian Desert.

10 Mark-7 nuclear bombs. Burn in nuclear fire. 1/10 screwed.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

If all they have are bombs, I should be fine ;3
 

34 minutes ago, SkyDive said:

That's cute. Well, I'll just let the entire Equestrain military take care of this. Though I doubt we need to use all that much.

So smol. They'd probably just hug me though.

To death, bro

Spoiler

 

 

[Dust-Shot 122]

Zombie Gobo! The end is neigh! Well, not for me. The good ole' makeshift aerosol flamethrower never let me down against slimes.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

As if flamethrowers do anything to slimes :3
To zombies like @BloodDrops , maybe, but not slimes

[Dust-Shot 122]

Maybe this?

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Welp. Imma go hide now
^^;

 

[Nightfall Thunder 1,937]

3 minutes ago, Harper said:

You seem pretty harmless to me   

Nooo... It is a trap, don't fall for those harmless looks. 

 

In other news, that hair looks sharp... I am 100% screwed. Goodbye cruel world.

Edited May 27, 2018 by Nightfall Thunder

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I should be fine, why would they think I'm dangerous?

[cuteycindyhoney 13,178]

1 minute ago, The_Gobo said:

I should be fine, why would they think I'm dangerous?

Kim Possible wouldn't have to lift a finger. Ron would accidentally step on you...SQUISH!

(His pants would probably fall down too!)

[Nightfall Thunder 1,937]

Is that a horror movie character? That thing scares me. 

[Dust-Shot 122]

5/10 screwed. We are roughly the same size and power.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I should be able to escape a horse, no problem :3

 

[SkyDive 269]

You an' me, Doomslime.

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,812]

Seeing that Microsoft paint skill... everyone’s screwed... I can’t make anything nearly as good as that.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,227]

I'm not screwed by just a noming derpy 

But I'm screwed of her cuteness! 

[Lights Action 476]

IIIIIII don't think so. 

[Dust-Shot 122]

She will hit me with her camera and then paint me to death!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I'll be fine as long as I can sneak up on them, and huge their face >:3
@SkyDive Dude... I love that pic XD

 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,227]

Slime? What kind of slime? 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Generally Slime Rancher slime.

:3
 

Back on topic:
I'd get a tarr to attack them >:3

Then I'd escape