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  1. 1. Have you ever clopped?

    • Yes
      468
    • No
      345
  2. 2. More than once?

    • Yes
      419
    • No
      394
  3. 3. Do you consider yourself a clopper?

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    • No
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I'm not saying this to be mean, I just had to use this:

"Like and share this thread if you clop! Also like and share if you don't! If you don't like and share, you'll burn in Pony Hell!"

I hate those.

Anyway on to my real post:

I've stopped clopping, I only did it two or three times but I decided it wasn't for me. Now of course I'm still going to play games like Banned From Equestria, because they're funny! Of course I'm going to look at memes (on Google images, you never know what'll show up)!

I just don't think clopping is for me.

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I need to stop coming into this topic

Wait, you do... what... to this topic...  :comeatus:  Nah, in all seriousness, I should leave this topic too. My sides have split with the force of a thousand suns and are currently orbiting around Neptune somewhere.

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Wait, you do... what... to this topic...  :comeatus:  Nah, in all seriousness, I should leave this topic too. My sides have split with the force of a thousand suns and are currently orbiting around Neptune somewhere.

 

Sanity...

 

I would ask how you lost your Sanity, but I'm thinking I know how.

 

Infinite dirty humor.

 

It's the only plausible explanation.

 

In other news, scientists say that Sanity's sides have formed a new planet that they're affectionately calling "Cloptune". Stayed Tune-d for further entrails.

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Sanity...

 

I would ask how you lost your Sanity, but I'm thinking I know how.

 

Infinite dirty humor.

 

It's the only plausible explanation.

 

In other news, scientists say that Sanity's sides have formed a new planet that they're affectionately calling "Cloptune". Stayed Tune-d for further entrails.

A planet made out of dirty humour? Don't you mean Uranus? Anyhow, I was pretty much born insane - it runs in the family actually. Hey, being mental and talking to yourself isn't all bad - the long winter evenings just fly by!

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I'm beginning to think that someone should make a kind of FAQ for clop subjects for newcomers to see so that hopefully this subject stops dragging out as much as it does. 

 

Good idea.

 

I will of course be writing it, and I swear to keep the dirty jokes to a minimum.

 

But I of course I had my hooves crossed...

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Of course you wouldn't Rainblow Hash... just like how I was going to leave this thread and never come back ;)  .

 

Well ya know, I said this topic was a health hazard, but I keep coming back too.

 

I guess we just like living on the edge. I just hope my mechanical lung arrives in the mail soon...

 

I'll need it if I'm going to stay in Club Clop.

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 Have you ever clopped?


 


Yes


 


 


 More than once?


 


 Yes


 


 


 Do you consider yourself as a clopper?


 


 Yes


 


I kind of have an addiction towards it, but I should try to stop because it somewhat makes the show harder to watch.


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I did it.

 

I clopped yesterday afternoon, for the first time.

 

Kinda weird, but not bad.

 

Ain't mad about it, though I reeeeally hope this doesn't turn into a reoccurring thing.

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Come on.... Why are we even discussing masturbation? and how can ponies ever be wrong?

This is turning into math class..... >_>

OT: No, no and no.

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Folks, this isn't the first time a moderator has had to come in here and give a speech. Just one month ago, Flipturn gave you guys a little talk about the exact same issue. If you believe that someone is a troll, or if you are otherwise offended by what someone said, do not respond to that person. Instead, hit the report button and move on. Don't take the proverbial bait. 

 

Additionally, there are ways to convey disagreement without coming off as flamebait. If you want to call it a debate, sure, go ahead. But debates are civil. Flame wars are not. 

 

In any case, aggression is not the solution. For either side. This is your last warning. The next moderator intervention will be accompanied by a lock. 

 
OT: I answered no to all three questions. If you ask for my personal opinion on clopping, I don't give a darn about how you get off. 
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Clopping is looking at R34 of the ponies from MLP.

 

 

Actually, clopping isn't just looking at R34 of the ponies from MLP, it's doing...something...while looking at R34 of the ponies...just saying.

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There isn't much to say about me except for the fact that I indeed enjoyed ponies 'that way', although it was of a romantic nature when I was still engaged in it and I'm self-assured enough to say that I am over it completely now.

Just a phase for me.

Personally, someone's tastes can be much better than this.

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I promised to myself that I won't come back here, and I failed to myself...

1-Yes

2-Yes

3-Yes, but it's maybe a little generous to say so...

So much for my self-control...

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Self-control does play into it, but let's face it, with the Internet, most people let go of that whole self-control notion and just go get what they want. Hence why so many people check out pornography in general. It's no surprise that people check out this sort of pornography as well.

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I was thinking about a common theme in clopping is a hoofjob...then I realized that a hoof is literally a giant finger nail/bone... ouch...

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I was thinking about a common theme in clopping is a hoofjob...then I realized that a hoof is literally a giant finger nail/bone... ouch...

I think that is why in many clopfics when there are humans involved the mares really really like what fingers can do if you know what I mean.

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I think that is why in many clopfics when there are humans involved the mares really really like what fingers can do if you know what I mean.

Well I'm just saying that sure fingers are nice and all (skin on skin doesn't hurt to much) but try using fingernails to get off sometime, it probably will end with cuts and stuff. Also if I haven't convinced you fingernails probably feel like teeth on a penis...

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Eeyup. Subbed to some NSFW accounts on Tumblr. I usually check them out before I head to bed. Sometimes it's rather "ugh' inducing, some of the stuff I see. But at other times I do find work that turns me on. Occasionally I find NSFW material that is done quite well and is even kind of classy. I'd link you to some but the mods are quite conservative around these parts. 

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