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Clop survey

  

813 members have voted

  1. 1. Have you ever clopped?

    • Yes
      468
    • No
      345
  2. 2. More than once?

    • Yes
      419
    • No
      394
  3. 3. Do you consider yourself a clopper?

    • Yes
      276
    • No
      537


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If you are talking about the ponies like Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle, then I see what you mean. If you are talking about actual ponies, I would definitely never clop to them cause that's really sick in my opinion.

Don't worry I meant the cartoon ponies.

I can't believe I sounded like that I didn't mean it of course I meant the cartoon ponies.

Real ponies are animals,I don't like that stuff.Plus I talked about personalities and well,I don't think real ponies have that.

 

I sounded super creepy!

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I don't. I've looked into that kind of thing and it just doesn't turn me on. so whatever. plus fapping to an animal sounds like how aids were invented.

 

Correction, AIDS was most likely sourced from a hunter who was contaminated by the blood of a monkey due to an open wound.

 

I admit yes to everything, but I'm a bit of a deviant so I like a lot of weird stuff.

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I wish every single person on this site would take this survey so we could see what the real percentage is.  A lot of people probably clicked on it cause it's relevent to them as cloppers.

 

As for me, not even once.  I've enjoyed some clopfics, but not in a physical way.  Don't even find animated human females sexually attractive.  But that's just me.  To each his own.

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I personally do not clop to cartoon pastel ponies, how ever!!  If  i can tie you up to a fence with a lead rope,  All awhile making Horse noises. I could swing that way! Hey it would be the first time I wouldn't have to use a bucket!

 

Boycott cartoon ponies, Use real ones.

LMFAO : bad jokes aside.

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I answered no to all three.

 

I am against clopping. I think that pornography in general is harmful to guy's sexual expectations on a woman because men learn to be sexually turned on by certain things that are completely part of their control, but that can cause them to love real women less.

 

But hell, what do I know? I'm just a woman who can be sexually objectified to suit whatever a man desires from my body. Not like the way that we treat women even matters. All that feminist movement crap about women being equal? What does that matter if it gets in the way of a man's sexual desires?

 

I wonder what Lauren Faust thinks about clopping.

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Woah, hold up there cowboy, we don't want to send @ over here into a coma or anything, his lungs are already weak from blowing so many smoke rings.

 

 

You got that right man...

 

I can hardly breathe after reading all these posts.

 

Pure genius, I tell ya, pure genius.

 

Regardless, I now see that a majority have clopped and clopped more than once... 

 

Interesting, to say the least.

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Have I ever clopped? Nope. Never, and hopefully never will. I don't really having anything against cloppers... If that's what turns them on, that's what'll turn them on. Not my problem. 

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Don't worry I meant the cartoon ponies.

I can't believe I sounded like that I didn't mean it of course I meant the cartoon ponies.

Real ponies are animals,I don't like that stuff.Plus I talked about personalities and well,I don't think real ponies have that.

 

I sounded super creepy!

It's cool if you did mean real animals, bro. Who are we to judge, eh? Eh?! wink.png

 

...Yeah, totally kidding.

 

But I think there's a distinct difference between clopping to MLP's ponies and actual animals that goes beyond the obvious "one's real, the other's a cartoon"; the MLP ponies are a more than simple animals. They are intelligent, sapient beings capable of human-like cognition and reasoning. They've built their own societies, complete with culture, for crying out loud.

 

Ergo, "If you wanna buck, thumbs up!" img-387689-1-5e7kmu.png

 

Fair enough, I mean those could probably be called casual cloppers but if someone dosen't want to be called one I see no reason to make them accept it. But just know that certain ponies are watching you.

LET THEM WATCH.

 

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This is getting competitive. It's almost like we need to have a clop off. Well, which pony is your favorite to clop to? Mine is probably Rarity. All the best clop material is of her.

Rarity is gorgeous as hell, I definitely have to agree with that. I love reading clopfics that involve Rarity, there's just something about her that I really love.

I second both of these statements. I don't always clop, but when I do, I clop Rarity. She is prettiest pony. Rarity is one of my favorite ponies overall actually.

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I answered no to all three.

 

I am against clopping. I think that pornography in general is harmful to guy's sexual expectations on a woman because men learn to be sexually turned on by certain things that are completely part of their control, but that can cause them to love real women less.

 

But hell, what do I know? I'm just a woman who can be sexually objectified to suit whatever a man desires from my body. Not like the way that we treat women even matters. All that feminist movement crap about women being equal? What does that matter if it gets in the way of a man's sexual desires?

 

I wonder what Lauren Faust thinks about clopping.

Yep, you caught me. Whenever I clop, the only thing on my mind is "Gee, I just love gradually eroding women's rights".

 

Remember folks, it's only sexist when a man does it. 

 

(For the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, please don't start a flame war over this. Opinions are just that; opinions)

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Rarity is gorgeous as hell, I definitely have to agree with that. I love reading clopfics that involve Rarity, there's just something about her that I really love.

Yeah, Rarity is great. Sexiest in-show pony to me is probably Rainbow Dash, however. I really like Trixie, too. Then again, I'm not exactly picky.

 

The one pony I NEVER clop to is Pinkie Pie. Something about her hair just turns me off her whole design.

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Yeah, Rarity is great. Sexiest in-show pony to me is probably Rainbow Dash, however. I really like Trixie, too. Then again, I'm not exactly picky.

 

The one pony I NEVER clop to is Pinkie Pie. Something about her hair just turns me off her whole design.

 

Yeah Rarity is beautiful. I obviously really like Dashie, she is my favorite pony. Trixie is really pretty too.

 

I agree about Pinkie Pie, I don't care for her hair, it's too poofy.

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Yeah Rarity is beautiful. I obviously really like Dashie, she is my favorite pony. Trixie is really pretty too.

 

I agree about Pinkie Pie, I don't care for her hair, it's too poofy.

I must say though, I also love Twilight. She is a lot like me, totally OCD and paranoid at times. Some self attraction going on there.

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I answered no to all three.

 

I am against clopping. I think that pornography in general is harmful to guy's sexual expectations on a woman because men learn to be sexually turned on by certain things that are completely part of their control, but that can cause them to love real women less.

 

But hell, what do I know? I'm just a woman who can be sexually objectified to suit whatever a man desires from my body. Not like the way that we treat women even matters. All that feminist movement crap about women being equal? What does that matter if it gets in the way of a man's sexual desires?

 

I wonder what Lauren Faust thinks about clopping.

 

Because porn for women doesn't exist.

 

Because this thread is totally the right place for this argument.

 

But hell, what do I know? I'm just a human who can be sexually objectified to suit whatever another human desires from my body.

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Because porn for women doesn't exist.

 

Because this thread is totally the right place for this argument.

 

But hell, what do I know? I'm just a human who can be sexually objectified to suit whatever another human desires from my body.

Gotta agree. It's natural to have a sex drive, and porn is just a way to sate such desires. In fact, people who watch porn are generally happier.

 

I like you guys already.

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Yeah, Rarity is great. Sexiest in-show pony to me is probably Rainbow Dash, however. I really like Trixie, too. Then again, I'm not exactly picky.

 

The one pony I NEVER clop to is Pinkie Pie. Something about her hair just turns me off her whole design.

I'm kind of the exact opposite. Pinkie's definitely sexiest in my eyes. Probably more due to her personality, though. I love care-free, optimistic people. It's just such a nice contrast to my sarcasm. 

 

Also, this

 

 

 

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The one pony I NEVER clop to is Pinkie Pie. Something about her hair just turns me off her whole design.

 

Try out the Pinkamena pics, you know the ones with her having straight hair, those ones I find to be much more easily cloppable than the poofy haired ones.

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but that can cause them to love real women less.

Most people I know that watch porn don't like women any less because of it, and those that do are idiots. I get fantasy and all that but when it comes to porn and a real woman I think I am going with the real woman.

 

 

 What does that matter if it gets in the way of a man's sexual desires?

That was awfully judgmental but at least consistent, one thing that has bothered me about some anti cloppers is that they don't seem to have the same scorn for other kinds of porn (hey that rhymes). I get that that you don't approve but really, it is not fair or accurate to say or imply that automatically makes men that watch it sexist pigs who only like women for their bodies. Sexual frustration is one hell of an unpleasant thing to go through and that is the motivation of quite a few people who indulge in that.

 

 

I wonder what Lauren Faust thinks about clopping.

I respect her a great deal for creating this show but what she thinks about it ultimately doesn't even matter because she is not infallible and thus can be wrong.

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The hell's wrong with y'all? Does nopony but me find absurdly curly hair sexy as all hell? To hell with clopping to Pinkie, I clop to Pinkie's floofy, cotton candy hair.

 

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I second both of these statements. I don't always clop, but when I do, I clop Rarity. She is prettiest pony. Rarity is one of my favorite ponies overall actually.

 

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Try out the Pinkamena pics, you know the ones with her having straight here, those ones I find to be much more easily cloppable than the poofy haired ones.

Oh yes, I can definitely say I find her much more attractive with straight hair. Except when she is portrayed as crazy and murderous.

 

Also, does anybody else love them some Celestia plot? Or Luna plot? Or both at the same time?!

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Oh yes, I can definitely say I find her much more attractive with straight hair. Except when she is portrayed as crazy and murderous.

 

Eh, I'm fine with a crazy murderous girl, it's all good to me, sometimes wen she's portrayed as murderous she also gets portrayed as hawt. such as her suggestively licking a knife, I be all like DAAYYYYUUUMMM GUUURRRLLL

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I answered no to all the questions. I am a thirteen year old girl, so that's pretty obvious. :P

I'm actually kinda surprised by how many people said they are cloppers/have clopped. The majority of bronies seemed to be tolerant, or kinda grossed out by the thought. That's from what I could tell, anyway. 

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I answered no to all the questions. I am a thirteen year old girl, so that's pretty obvious. tongue.png

I'm actually kinda surprised by how many people said they are cloppers/have clopped. The majority of bronies seemed to be tolerant, or kinda grossed out by the thought. That's from what I could tell, anyway. 

 

Like I said, it's maybe that this forum just has more cloppers on it than are in the actual fandom. Remember, this forum is not representative of every Brony out there.

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I answered no to all the questions. I am a thirteen year old girl, so that's pretty obvious. tongue.png

I'm actually kinda surprised by how many people said they are cloppers/have clopped. The majority of bronies seemed to be tolerant, or kinda grossed out by the thought. That's from what I could tell, anyway. 

I wonder why it is that women typically have lower sex drives than men. I know it's hormonal, but the thought seems to alien, so disturbing, that I can't even imagine what not being horny all the time is like.

 

Like I said, it's maybe that this forum just has more cloppers on it than are in the actual fandom. Remember, this forum is not representative of every Brony out there.

Yes, but there are QUITE a bit of cloppers out there. They're in the walls!

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Like I said, it's maybe that this forum just has more cloppers on it than are in the actual fandom. Remember, this forum is not representative of every Brony out there.

Hmm, true. Still slightly surprising, though.

Also, why has this thread become a place to discuss which pony is 'hawtest'? :PJk, guys, jk. 

 

I wonder why it is that women typically have lower sex drives than men. I know it's hormonal, but the thought seems to alien, so disturbing, that I can't even imagine what not being horny all the time is like.

I never said I haven't been horny before...

Haha, it's disturbing not to be horny all the time. :P

And, it's just normal. I can't imagine what being horny all the time would be like, because, as said before, I'm 13. And a girl. :P

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