Ashley 2,427 June 5, 2013 Share June 5, 2013 Okay, forum members! It's time for Auntie Glaceon to tell the tale of SBB64 and the Zoopling Cave! Once upon a time, there was a brave moderator named SBB64. During the Second Zoop Attack, he was sent on a very special mission. He had to raid a cave of Zooplings, in order to make sure that they wouldn't hatch. If the Zooplings did hatch, it would be too much for even the admins to handle. Which was why the admins were sending out troops; to slay all the Zooplings before they hatched. SBB64 really didn't know what he was getting into. He had no time to research Zooplings. He didn't have his troop to bring either, as they were busy fighting Zoop himself. So SBB64 was all alone fighting some monsters he didn't even know about. "What could possibly go wrong? SBB64 thought to himself. What he didn't know was that he was about to have the worst and best time of his life. SBB64 was looking for the Zoopling cave, but to no avail. He was told to look for a store called "Lugia's Signature Shop". It wasn't a signature shop at all. It was, in fact, a Zoopling Cave. It was disguised to fit in with the rest of the Request Guild. "Clever," he thought to himself. Taking out his sword, he slowly walked up. SBB64 opened the door... but it was a regular signature shop after all! There was a desk with a sign on it, although SBB64 couldn't read it from the door. He cautiously walked up to the sign, only to see that it read "Sorry, the shop is backlogged. Try again in a week." Confused, SBB64 looked around. Maybe he had the wrong place? He decided to get out of the store, and then find a place to think. Going to one of the staff bases spread about, SBB64 stopped and sat in a chair. He decided to look through his bag; quickly finding another address. "General Chat Building, Floor 5, Room 1," he read aloud. Any floor below 10 was for the members... weird. He got out of the staff base, and started towards the General Chat Building. The General Chat Building was pretty full, as usual. SBB64 was let in before everyone else, as per the usual, and was directed to the elevator. He asked for Floor 5, and waited. The elevator stopped, and he hopped out. Arming himself with his katanas, he looked around for Room 1. He saw it to his left, and stopped in front of the door. He heard nothing... SBB64 then decided to open the door. What he saw was disgusting. Millions of Zoopling eggs, ready to hatch... with ~Chaotic Discord~! SBB64 was shocked at the sight of ~Chaotic Discord~. What shocked him more was that he was lying on the floor. He had some claw marks on his chest, and he looked unconscious. SBB64 felt something on the back of his leg; he turned around. It was a hatched Zoopling. SBB64 sliced the Zoopling on impulse, and it died instantly. However, now all the other Zooplings were hatching-bald, cruel, and ugly, just like their father. SBB64 acted fast. He threw out some poison daggers, and then levitated ~Chaotic Discord~ out of the way. He used a healing spell, and ~Chaotic Discord~ was ready to fight. ~Chaotic Discord~ used his admin magic to put all the Zooplings to sleep. Then SBB64 and ~Chaotic Discord~ went through the pile, slashing at the sleeping Zooplings. Their tiny bald heads came off one by one. Having killed all the Zooplings, SBB64 and ~Chaotic Discord~ returned to the battlefield. They weren't required though, because the battle had ended. They went back to the castle, and joined in on poking Zoop with a stick. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendship_Cannon 1,676 June 5, 2013 Share June 5, 2013 What the actual hay... Really, how could you know all this? Have you been there, have you experienced it yourself, did you smoke something? Honestly, I envy your fantasy, and, yea... Uhm, I don´t know. You should write a book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley 2,427 June 5, 2013 Author Share June 5, 2013 What the actual hay... Really, how could you know all this? Have you been there, have you experienced it yourself, did you smoke something? Honestly, I envy your fantasy, and, yea... Uhm, I don´t know. You should write a book. I am the knower of all things.The mods sat down with me once, told me things in short form, and then asked me to craft a story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiki 5,853 June 5, 2013 Share June 5, 2013 ANYTHING ABOUT MODERATORS IS MORE INTERESTING THAN NORMAL MEMBERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley 2,427 June 6, 2013 Author Share June 6, 2013 ANYTHING ABOUT MODERATORS IS MORE INTERESTING THAN NORMAL MEMBERSIf I wrote about regular users, I would probably have people asking me to write about them.Although I might do a story with some of the more known users. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiance64 7,051 June 6, 2013 Share June 6, 2013 You made a thread? About me? I now have my very own fanfiction? Wow, I don't know what to say, from just an offhand post I made you went ahead and crafted this masterpiece, I must say thank you very flattering. You forgot about my bit with the sunglasses though haha, but I'm just too damn flattered to care ANYTHING ABOUT MODERATORS IS MORE INTERESTING THAN NORMAL MEMBERSI'm far from an interesting moderator lol, this has way fewer replies than it would if it was about someone better. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiki 5,853 June 6, 2013 Share June 6, 2013 I'm far from an interesting moderator lol, *Offers comforting words of reassurance that you're very interesting, because that's what the socially correct thing to do is* this has way fewer replies than it would if it was about someone better. >Zoop is in the title>Zoop is Zoop >Your point is invalid >You aren't uninteresting 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiance64 7,051 June 6, 2013 Share June 6, 2013 *Offers comforting words of reassurance that you're very interesting, because that's what the socially correct thing to do is* >Zoop is in the title>Zoop is Zoop>Your point is invalid>You aren't uninteresting Uh, nice try and thanks I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betez 1,734 June 6, 2013 Share June 6, 2013 And then a skeleton popped out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaZe Vinyl 521 June 6, 2013 Share June 6, 2013 This. This is beautiful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley 2,427 June 6, 2013 Author Share June 6, 2013 This. This is beautiful. It must be. I wrote it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eureka 1,119 June 15, 2013 Share June 15, 2013 CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP though I feel SBB64 may need some background music. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift 4,271 June 15, 2013 Share June 15, 2013 But CD didn't revive me yet. Meanie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley 2,427 June 16, 2013 Author Share June 16, 2013 But CD didn't revive me yet. Meanie. Soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiance64 7,051 June 16, 2013 Share June 16, 2013 CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAPthough I feel SBB64 may need some background music. What would you suggest? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavelColt 22,876 June 16, 2013 Share June 16, 2013 But CD didn't revive me yet. Meanie. Soon Revive you, you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygen 6,065 June 16, 2013 Share June 16, 2013 10/10 epic tale, this would put Shakespeare to shame! You shall create a novel nao, or perish.... Please <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiance64 7,051 July 7, 2013 Share July 7, 2013 Bump because this is the best thing ever and everypony should read it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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