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What if ALL the Bronies in the world went to Equestria?


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Ooh, what an interesting question. Now will this be forced upon us, or voluntary? Because I have different answers.

 

If we're all forced to go there, it could be problematic that we won't be used to walking on all fours, pegasis will have difficulty flying wings that never happened, and unicorn OCs wouldn't know how to use magic right away. Plus, an influx of millions of ponies who can't walk on four legs and are basically talking machines would be dead-weight and harmful for Equestria.

 

Now if we volunteer to go, I think mentally we'll be more prepared, we can limit the number of bronies who enter and limit the time we can stay, because I don't think some of us want to permanently be a pony.

 

And yes there's the cloppers but very few would do violent acts, in comparison to the real-world statistics on those who watch porn and rape occurences in the US.

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LOL, well it would defiantly be over ran quickly more of us than them. Chaos discord wouldn't need to invade anymore (if her really has changed) Lots of "such" is best pony. So yeah I don't think it would look good that is for sure. Ponyville would probably be destroyed Celestia would banish us all to the moon... ect

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Really?!? I'm a pony?!?! GAAAAAHH! Why can't I be something awesome like a griffon or a dragon? Or better yet; Keep my human form.....That'd be a lot better.

 

Anyway no matter what bronies would swamp Equestria with their knowledge of both worlds. They'd be hated/loved by any and I don't know what would happen.

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we need a bony task-force to take care of bad bronies, or we let some of the royal guards do it.  Bronies have good intentions... well some bronies have good intentions :P. Lets face it, there are some really horny cloppers out there and some really crazy rabid infected bronies out there too. Everypony in Equestria (everypony, not everyone, so humans are out) will have to be hoofeded with a fully automatic machine pistol with a 50round underdrum, loaded with 22.shorts. Just in case a brony tries to get mischievous.

 

Or 

 

The bronies should play hungergames! last brony standing gets the right to stay in Equestria

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That would cause so many problems...

Hundred of thousands of millions of bronies. Not all of them speak english fluently. We would cause a suddden lack in food supply and such. What kind of ponies would we be? Would we have cutiemarks? If there are bronies who are wise, experienced, good leaders and such in real life, would they be alicorns? 

How would we organize ourselves? Forming some kind of diplomatic delegation among from different nationalities and such would be helpful.

And I didn't even talk about the obvious problems yet. Okay, Equestria would have a boom in tourism as soon as we would earn money.

But poor Lyra would get an heartattack, I think...

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I prefer the idea of everypony going to their own seperate version of Equestria too avoid the obvious population issue. I've already posted about this in the past how it would be very problematic if there's thousands of stallion's on Fluttershy's front doorstep mouthing off a list of reasons as to why they'd be the perfect husband. We'd be an even greater plague then parasprites.

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there would be mass chaos and maybe some ponynappings among other horrible crimes, i however would not tell the native pony's that i was once human id say im from out of town or something, and i would not let any of them know i have prior knowledge to any of there names.id let my human life be completely erased only i would know of it and it would stay buried deep in my mind.

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I Would gather Some Ponies and Diamond dogs and Dragons and griffons and team up with Chrysalis and Find Sombras horn and defeat The Princesses and Make Vinyl Scratch My Waifu

Well, you certainly seem to have your priorities figured out.

 

Only question is, what next, now that you're Emperor Kaidou or whatever?

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I would be the second best flyer. After RD, ya know. And we would be transformed into ponies, get that straight. So, ready for the road trip, Mlp Forums?

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I believe that Equestria would be destroyed, I also believe that all humans would be forced to return to our universe. The only problem with this is the guardians. They protect the portal to Equestria, no one has ever gotten past them. I also would come prepared for the over population, I just need the key to my half brother's friend's Gun Safe. Over 100 square feet of nothing but guns and ammo.

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I can tell you right now, I won't be hanging around Ponyville.

Here's my opinion: Canterlot is where it's at.

Go big or go home, baby.

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I'd go off in search of dark magic, maybe a way to restore Discord to his proper discordian ways...Hell, maybe go find Chrysalis, seeing as she never seemed to be actually destroyed. Or maybe I'd sow seeds of hatred amongst my least favorite ponies so the wendigos freeze them out.

 

In time, I'd have an established power base and any poor ponies caught roaming near my territory would be captured for the pony brothels that many bronies would visit in secret whether they admit it or not. Then I'd find that jelly-obsessed pony and force-feed him until he bursts, just for the evil thrill...And finally abduct the Cutie Mark Crusaders to be raised as my personal pony henchmen.

 

Yes, I'm a bad man. Hello.

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I'd go off in search of dark magic, maybe a way to restore Discord to his proper discordian ways...Hell, maybe go find Chrysalis, seeing as she never seemed to be actually destroyed. Or maybe I'd sow seeds of hatred amongst my least favorite ponies so the wendigos freeze them out.

 

In time, I'd have an established power base and any poor ponies caught roaming near my territory would be captured for the pony brothels that many bronies would visit in secret whether they admit it or not. And Cadence...Dungeon.

 

Yes, I'm a bad man. Hello.

I like the way you think.

Then again, I wouldn't have the heart to since they're ponies and unbelievably adorable.

I'm too much of a bleeding heart for my own good sometimes.

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I like the way you think.

Then again, I wouldn't have the heart to since they're ponies and unbelievably adorable.

I'm too much of a bleeding heart for my own good sometimes.

 

The fact that they're adorable would ultimately only feed my sadism...I'm sure their whimpers are quite cute indeed. :umad: Mwuhahaha.

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lol noting would ever be the same, I'm sure so many guys want be trying to get with Rainbow Dash or Flutter shy, or trying to get them to kiss. Anyway I would be making my way to Celestia mmmmm. anyway I think I would be one of the only ones just kind of hanging out not trying to have sex with everything there... well other then Celestia but I would take her out to dinner and be really nice to her.

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Ok this is bizarre! I was actually going to post a similar topic later today but I have to I wouldn't even try to enter Ponyville with so many bronys around I'd like move to Canterlot or something just to save me the trouble this would make a great fanfic idea though!XD


chaos will follow

chaos on levels that even discord couldn't have caused it.

i think ponyville would be destroyed in mere hours

Hours? not even that! try 'it would be destroyed in mere minuets maybe even second if you really put into consideration the destruction and havoc us Bronys and Pegasisters could cause!


Seems legit. I'd go to canterlot to study magic. Ultimate goal: becoming Luna's personal guard...

Get that portal to equestria made already.

Ironically enough, me and a fellow brony are trying to seriously accomplish just that! But it's also kind of risky if you think about all the consequences it will have

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That much chaos? Discord would cry.

 

Personally I'd immediately leave for the wilderness, live as a pioneer for a good year or so before even thinking about returning to civilization.  This would give time for things to die down a little, plus I could practice using magic. (I desperately hope I'd be a unicorn)

 

Also being alone in uncharted territory would give me a chance to privately ween myself from meat, there's no way I could become a vegetarian cold turkey. (Mhmm..turkey) Plus all the self reliance/ survivability may give me a better chance of accomplishing my goal of joining the Equestrian military.

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As others have said overpopulation and a drain on resources are more or less a given. I think that eventually they would probably just send all obvious bronies to the moon or some over place. I would probably try to blend in and go somewhere over than ponyville like Manehattan.

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If all the Bronies went to Equestria, we'd probably end up with some creeps trying to screw ponies, people having a panic attack from all the differences, people running a muck trying to stop the other two things I already mention, and guys like me who's just run away so I don't have to be part of the tide of bad things to come. I'd probably try to venture to where Zebras are so I don't have to be with all the chaos that would happen.

 

In short

 

All Bronies in Equestria = Bad

 

But about 100 or so would be alright 

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Forgive my elitism, but I would do everything in my power to try and thin the herd. There are too many bronies in this fandom that would try and actually hurt the occupants of Equestria or just harass them all day about how cute or awesome they think they are.

 

but being a Brony is much more than fantasizing about fucking your favorite pony...

And that's another reason to get alot of those bronies out of the equation. Can you imagine how many sex crimes can happen with all of those people?

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If all the bronies in the world got to Equestria, then I'd stay the HELL away from the Mane 6. I'd try to sneak into Appeloosa or somewhere quiet and meet some ponies there. Then if the dust settles, then I'd go to Manehattan to watch Octavia play on the cello. I'd eventually get to the Mane 6 if things quiet down. It's just that I don't want to be meeting them in such a chaotic situation is all.

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If all the bronies in the world got to Equestria, then I'd stay the HELL away from the Mane 6. I'd try to sneak into Appeloosa or somewhere quiet and meet some ponies there. Then if the dust settles, then I'd go to Manehattan to watch Octavia play on the cello. I'd eventually get to the Mane 6 if things quiet down. It's just that I don't want to be meeting them in such a chaotic situation is all.

 

That is so true, I would personally be somewhere quiet as I would want to learn about their culture without making too much of an Ass (pun intended) of myself. So probably be hanging around some region's library, probably Vanhoover.

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I think if all the bronys go to Equestria like ponys they will do this:

 

  1. FIRST!: they will sceam all over the place saying:OH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GODOH MY GOD!!!. And then fall unconscious.
  2. SECOND!: They will explore all the place over and over again
  3. Third!: They will go lloking for the main six and then the royal guards they will come and take the bronys to the prision
  4. After that: They will live in Equestria like Heaven!
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