Schmop, it's real. Become Enlightened

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

I have found the one true entity of omnipotence in the universe.

 

He is benevolent and imbues his followers with the power of the cosmos and the ability to crush all those who oppose them?

 

 

Behold, The SCHMOP!

 

WHO'S CRAZY NOW, Doctor Brenson!?

 

Maybe you should have been the one in the straight-jacket, doc.

 

Pictured: Doctor Brenson, my therapist.

 

 

I have seen the true origin of the universe, it lies within the bristles of our creator, the almighty Schmop. As the official Cleric of Schmopism, I hereby extend a hand to offer any members of the forums acceptance into the one true path of enlightenment, schmopism. Not only will you be enlightened, you can clean hard surface flooring.

 

With only the power of the Overlord Schmops' 48" handle, it provides life and liberty to all who seek protection from the harshness of the world we are in.

 

 

Join me.

Edited July 5, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

I believe in Schmopa Claus.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

I believe in Schmopa Claus.

Do you believe in magic, in a young girl's heart?

[Ashley 2,427]

I will join the cause of schmopness!