Xanatos 162 July 10, 2013 Share July 10, 2013 BEEP! That got your attention? Good. Hello! I'm new here or something. If you don't like it, blame this guy. Important things to know about me: 1) I like waffles. 2) I was the turkey all along. 3) I am secretly a tree who thrives on the tears of lolis. 4) Crackle is best pony. 5) I sow chaos and misery wherever I roam. 6) I'm Batman. 7) I'm right behind you. All of you. Always. 8) [insert pun here.] 9) Batman likes puns. 10) I'm Batman. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saddle ~ Arabia 118 July 10, 2013 Share July 10, 2013 Hello there and welcome to the community of MLP Forums! If you have any questions or concerns feel free to send me a message anytime and I'll do my best to assist you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathergilmore25 153 July 10, 2013 Share July 10, 2013 (edited) I guess that it's simple. We welcome the Batman. Why hello there! Edited July 10, 2013 by heathergilmore25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Squishy Skies~ 756 July 10, 2013 Share July 10, 2013 Xannykins! You joined, you joined, you joined, you joined, you joined! Yay! I'm not sure why I'm so happy, but I'm soooo~ happy! Just please try and behave, okay? Okay! Luv ya' ;3 I think a song is in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos 162 July 10, 2013 Author Share July 10, 2013 Xannykins! You joined, you joined, you joined, you joined, you joined! Yay! I'm not sure why I'm so happy, but I'm soooo~ happy! Just please try and behave, okay? Okay! Luv ya' ;3 I think a song is in order. I want to smack you for calling me that...But I can't stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Squishy Skies~ 756 July 10, 2013 Share July 10, 2013 I want to smack you for calling me that...But I can't stop laughing. Oh, c'mon! You'd never hurt 'lil ol' me, now would you? ...What am I talking about? If the situation called for it, you'd wring my neck, Homer Simpson style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos 162 July 10, 2013 Author Share July 10, 2013 Oh, c'mon! You'd never hurt 'lil ol' me, now would you? ...What am I talking about? If the situation called for it, you'd wring my neck, Homer Simpson style I prefer a more...visceral method, actually. Anyway, your profile promised jelly and toast. Fork it over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Squishy Skies~ 756 July 10, 2013 Share July 10, 2013 I prefer a more...visceral method, actually. Anyway, your profile promised jelly and toast. Fork it over. Ouch... Twas but an adorable metaphor. I'm actually fresh out of jelly, anyways... sowwie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos 162 July 10, 2013 Author Share July 10, 2013 ...I'm not sure if diabetes or a heart attack is the correct reaction to this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cd_solidsnake 122 July 10, 2013 Share July 10, 2013 Diabetes Attack then. And welcome to da herdz! Enjoy yo time here Mr. Batreeman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos 162 July 10, 2013 Author Share July 10, 2013 Xanatos is a freakin' wizard and could appear behind me at any minu-... 6) I'm Batman. 7) I'm right behind you. All of you. Always. 10) I'm Batman. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonesomeTomb773 61 July 10, 2013 Share July 10, 2013 Waitwaitwait. You were the turkey!? Well that explains why it disappeared. Oh, and Batman, how did you get up here in outer space anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos 162 July 10, 2013 Author Share July 10, 2013 Waitwaitwait. You were the turkey!? Well that explains why it disappeared. Oh, and Batman, how did you get up here in outer space anyways? It's a crazy story but basically... The Riddler set up a bunch of clues to a doomsday device and while Robin and I were following them, we arrived at a gas station and decided to fill up the Batmobile. But then the gas station attendant revealed himself to be Solomon Grundy and we had a brawl out in the open while a sassy black woman recounted the events to her friend via payphone. We ended up retreating and walked for miles until we stumbled upon Honest Al's Used Cars and purchased a motorcycle with a sidecar. We then proceeded to drive this vehicle off a dock into a lake during a getaway from a villain but luckily we had jet skis so we got away across the water until he got a jet ski of his own and chased us. And then somehow we were in space. All of that is seriously from a movie I watched (and that's just one part of it XD) , all except the space part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonesomeTomb773 61 July 10, 2013 Share July 10, 2013 It's a crazy story but basically... The Riddler set up a bunch of clues to a doomsday device and while Robin and I were following them, we arrived at a gas station and decided to fill up the Batmobile. But then the gas station attendant revealed himself to be Solomon Grundy and we had a brawl out in the open while a sassy black woman recounted the events to her friend via payphone. We ended up retreating and walked for miles until we stumbled upon Honest Al's Used Cars and purchased a motorcycle with a sidecar. We then proceeded to drive this vehicle off a dock into a lake during a getaway from a villain but luckily we had jet skis so we got away across the water until he got a jet ski of his own and chased us. And then somehow we were in space. All of that is seriously from a movie I watched (and that's just one part of it XD) , all except the space part. Well, that seems reliable. *turns around and gives you some candy* I have no idea where I got this stuff from! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos 162 July 10, 2013 Author Share July 10, 2013 Well, that seems reliable. *turns around and gives you some candy* I have no idea where I got this stuff from! I have it on good authority that what we call candy, Pinkie Pie calls her blood cells... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonesomeTomb773 61 July 10, 2013 Share July 10, 2013 I have it on good authority that what we call candy, Pinkie Pie calls her blood cells... I'm not Pinkie Pie. *pulls off mask* I'm a robot! Did you like my disguise? *puts mask back on* Huh, didja? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunia 332 July 10, 2013 Share July 10, 2013 Hello and welcome to the forums Xanatos! I know you'll make lots of new friends! If you need any help just go ahead and pm me! I'm always happy to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonesomeTomb773 61 July 10, 2013 Share July 10, 2013 Wait a minute... I've heard Xanatos before. But where? Arggh! I DON'T KNOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos 162 July 10, 2013 Author Share July 10, 2013 I'm not Pinkie Pie. *pulls off mask* I'm a robot! Did you like my disguise? *puts mask back on* Huh, didja? I like robots. You've never heard me before. <.< (This character minimum is a really annoying system. Maybe what I have to say isn't 50 characters, you stupid stupid thing... >_<) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonesomeTomb773 61 July 10, 2013 Share July 10, 2013 I like robots. You've never heard me before. <.< (This character minimum is a really annoying system. Maybe what I have to say isn't 50 characters, you stupid stupid thing... >_<) Robots are awesome! I wish, in reality, that I was at least an AI. It would be so cool! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos 162 July 10, 2013 Author Share July 10, 2013 Robots are awesome! I wish, in reality, that I was at least an AI. It would be so cool! Being an AI would suck...They're limited by what real intelligence can make of 'em. Give it a few decades though, and you can get kickass cybernetic implants. And possibly have your brain stored on a hard drive for insertion into a clone/robot/virtual reality...Seems technology's forked into three roads. One is trying to make simulated sex as awesome as possible, one's trying to make gaming awesome®, and one's trying to outright cheat death. The lesson? Humans just want to live forever with vidya games and porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonesomeTomb773 61 July 10, 2013 Share July 10, 2013 Being an AI would suck...They're limited by what real intelligence can make of 'em. Give it a few decades though, and you can get kickass cybernetic implants. And possibly have your brain stored on a hard drive for insertion into a clone/robot/virtual reality...Seems technology's forked into three roads. One is trying to make simulated sex as awesome as possible, one's trying to make gaming awesome®, and one's trying to outright cheat death. The lesson? Humans just want to live forever with vidya games and porn. I meant like a HALO AI, or a Crusader mainframe or something. You know, where they basically copy your personality and memories and put it in a machine. Oh, or like GLaDOS. That'd be awesome too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos 162 July 10, 2013 Author Share July 10, 2013 I meant like a HALO AI, or a Crusader mainframe or something. You know, where they basically copy your personality and memories and put it in a machine. Oh, or like GLaDOS. That'd be awesome too. GLaDOS was forcibly uploaded, went insane, and poisoned everyone... Yeah, that'd be cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LonesomeTomb773 61 July 10, 2013 Share July 10, 2013 GLaDOS was forcibly uploaded, went insane, and poisoned everyone... Yeah, that'd be cool. Well, I'm already insane. So I don't think it would make a difference! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krys9 456 July 10, 2013 Share July 10, 2013 Welcome to the forum! I hope you enjoy your stay here. Man this thread is so random... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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