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That got your attention? Good. Hello! I'm new here or something. If you don't like it, blame this guy.

 

Important things to know about me:

 

1) I like waffles.

 

2) I was the turkey all along.

 

3) I am secretly a tree who thrives on the tears of lolis.

 

4) Crackle is best pony.

 

5) I sow chaos and misery wherever I roam.

 

6) I'm Batman.

 

7) I'm right behind you. All of you. Always.

 

8) [insert pun here.]

 

9) Batman likes puns.

 

10) I'm Batman.

 

 

 

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Hello there and welcome to the community of MLP Forums! If you have any questions or concerns feel free to send me a message anytime and I'll do my best to assist you. ;)

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I guess that it's simple. We welcome the Batman.

Why hello there!

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Xannykins! You joined, you joined, you joined, you joined, you joined! 

 

Yay! yay.png

 

I'm not sure why I'm so happy, but I'm soooo~ happy! ^_^

 

Just please try and behave, okay? Okay! 

 

Luv ya' ;3

 

I think a song is in order.

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Xannykins! You joined, you joined, you joined, you joined, you joined! 

 

Yay! img-1637607-1-yay.png

 

I'm not sure why I'm so happy, but I'm soooo~ happy! happy.png

 

Just please try and behave, okay? Okay! 

 

Luv ya' ;3

 

I think a song is in order.

I want to smack you for calling me that...But I can't stop laughing. laugh.png

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I want to smack you for calling me that...But I can't stop laughing. img-1637635-3-laugh.png

Oh, c'mon! You'd never hurt 'lil ol' me, now would you?

 

...What am I talking about? If the situation called for it, you'd wring my neck, Homer Simpson style laugh.png

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Oh, c'mon! You'd never hurt 'lil ol' me, now would you?

 

...What am I talking about? If the situation called for it, you'd wring my neck, Homer Simpson style laugh.png

I prefer a more...visceral method, actually. Anyway, your profile promised jelly and toast. Fork it over. angry.png

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I prefer a more...visceral method, actually. Anyway, your profile promised jelly and toast. Fork it over. angry.png

Ouch...

 

Twas but an adorable metaphor. I'm actually fresh out of jelly, anyways... sowwie :(

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...I'm not sure if diabetes or a heart attack is the correct reaction to this.

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Diabetes Attack then.

 

And welcome to da herdz! Enjoy yo time here Mr. Batreeman.

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Xanatos is a freakin' wizard and could appear behind me at any minu-...

 

6) I'm Batman.

 

7) I'm right behind you. All of you. Always.

 

10) I'm Batman.

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Waitwaitwait. You were the turkey!? Well that explains why it disappeared. Oh, and Batman, how did you get up here in outer space anyways?

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Waitwaitwait. You were the turkey!? Well that explains why it disappeared. Oh, and Batman, how did you get up here in outer space anyways?

 

It's a crazy story but basically...

 

The Riddler set up a bunch of clues to a doomsday device and while Robin and I were following them, we arrived at a gas station and decided to fill up the Batmobile. But then  the gas station attendant revealed himself to be Solomon Grundy and we had a brawl out in the open while a sassy black woman recounted the events to her friend via payphone. We ended up retreating and walked for miles until we stumbled upon Honest Al's Used Cars and purchased a motorcycle with a sidecar. We then proceeded to drive this vehicle off a dock into a lake during a getaway from a villain but luckily we had jet skis so we got away across the water until he got a jet ski of his own and chased us. And then somehow we were in space.

 

 

 

All of that is seriously from a movie I watched (and that's just one part of it XD) , all except the space part.

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It's a crazy story but basically...

 

The Riddler set up a bunch of clues to a doomsday device and while Robin and I were following them, we arrived at a gas station and decided to fill up the Batmobile. But then  the gas station attendant revealed himself to be Solomon Grundy and we had a brawl out in the open while a sassy black woman recounted the events to her friend via payphone. We ended up retreating and walked for miles until we stumbled upon Honest Al's Used Cars and purchased a motorcycle with a sidecar. We then proceeded to drive this vehicle off a dock into a lake during a getaway from a villain but luckily we had jet skis so we got away across the water until he got a jet ski of his own and chased us. And then somehow we were in space.

 

 

 

All of that is seriously from a movie I watched (and that's just one part of it XD) , all except the space part.

Well, that seems reliable. *turns around and gives you some candy* I have no idea where I got this stuff from!

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Well, that seems reliable. *turns around and gives you some candy* I have no idea where I got this stuff from!

 

I have it on good authority that what we call candy, Pinkie Pie calls her blood cells... laugh.png

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I have it on good authority that what we call candy, Pinkie Pie calls her blood cells... img-1638043-1-laugh.png

I'm not Pinkie Pie. *pulls off mask* I'm a robot! Did you like my disguise? *puts mask back on* Huh, didja?

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Hello and welcome to the forums Xanatos! I know you'll make lots of new friends! If you need any help just go ahead and pm me! I'm always happy to help.wink.png

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Wait a minute... I've heard Xanatos before. But where? Arggh! I DON'T KNOW!

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I'm not Pinkie Pie. *pulls off mask* I'm a robot! Did you like my disguise? *puts mask back on* Huh, didja?

 

I like robots.

 

You've never heard me before. <.< (This character minimum is a really annoying system. Maybe what I have to say isn't 50 characters, you stupid stupid thing... >_<)

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I like robots.

 

You've never heard me before. <.< (This character minimum is a really annoying system. Maybe what I have to say isn't 50 characters, you stupid stupid thing... >_<)

Robots are awesome! I wish, in reality, that I was at least an AI. It would be so cool!

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Robots are awesome! I wish, in reality, that I was at least an AI. It would be so cool!

 

Being an AI would suck...They're limited by what real intelligence can make of 'em.

 

Give it a few decades though, and you can get kickass cybernetic implants. And possibly have your brain stored on a hard drive for insertion into a clone/robot/virtual reality...Seems technology's forked into three roads. One is trying to make simulated sex as awesome as possible, one's trying to make gaming awesome®, and one's trying to outright cheat death. The lesson? Humans just want to live forever with vidya games and porn. happy.png

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Being an AI would suck...They're limited by what real intelligence can make of 'em.

 

Give it a few decades though, and you can get kickass cybernetic implants. And possibly have your brain stored on a hard drive for insertion into a clone/robot/virtual reality...Seems technology's forked into three roads. One is trying to make simulated sex as awesome as possible, one's trying to make gaming awesome®, and one's trying to outright cheat death. The lesson? Humans just want to live forever with vidya games and porn. happy.png

I meant like a HALO AI, or a Crusader mainframe or something. You know, where they basically copy your personality and memories and put it in a machine. Oh, or like GLaDOS. That'd be awesome too.

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I meant like a HALO AI, or a Crusader mainframe or something. You know, where they basically copy your personality and memories and put it in a machine. Oh, or like GLaDOS. That'd be awesome too.

GLaDOS was forcibly uploaded, went insane, and poisoned everyone...

 

Yeah, that'd be cool.

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GLaDOS was forcibly uploaded, went insane, and poisoned everyone...

 

Yeah, that'd be cool.

Well, I'm already insane. So I don't think it would make a difference! tongue.png

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Welcome to the forum! I hope you enjoy your stay here. Man this thread is so random...

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