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I once set a huge paper trash can accidentaly on fire(I used to love fireworks and stuff)

I once destroyed a window in school with my fist when I got really angry(still have a nice scar on my lower arm from it)

the first person I kissed was a guy(It was some stupid truth or dare game xD)

Iam quite sensible about my weight because I was very very skinny until I started working out 2 years ago(and I still am but it's not that bad anymore)

I often did daring things to get attention

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Forgive me Father for I have sinned

 

Once I ruined an old friend's bathroom, and I mean ruined and blamed it on his younger brother...Got away with it.

 

I'll add more when I can think of more devious plots.

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I stole lego from a store when I was 6.

Sometimes when my family is not home I sing songs with my "dark" voice because I think it sounds cool.

Once I though I saw my aunt in a store so I ran there and hugged her but when she turned around it was an old lady.

Whenever my parents buy cookies I steal them and hide them in my room so I can eat them all up.

I have 7,4 Gigabytes of porn pictures on my computer.

When I was 8-13 years old I gave the finger to my computerscreen when I lost a game in "Battle for Middle-Earth".

Sometimes I do funny faces into the mirror when I'm bored.

When I was little I poured thyme spice all over my little sister's hair.

I pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise.

With a ruler I break into a room with computers so I can sit there durning breaks at school.

Once I locked up my mom in my room because I was angry.

 

You obviously put a few seconds into making this sig for me, and I am very touched. I love it.

 

Also, the ones I quoted made me laugh. That doesn't make me a bad person, does it? xD

 

Hmm.. What else..

 

I slept with Cookie Monster until I was about 13.

I sing in the car when my parents are in the store, and I'm alone, even though I suck.

I think Angry Birds is a rip off of other games that were on the internet before it.

I spent $2 on a boob-staring game on my iPod.

I always wanted to get into a fist fight with someone I thought I could beat.

I scream like a little girl whenever I see a spider in person.

Giving the middle finger to something makes me feel a lot better when I'm pissed.

I think rolling up my sleeves makes me cool.

 

Meh, that's all I can think of for now.

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Here's another:

 

I still somehow believe stuffed animals are alive, and since they used to be my childhood toys I refuse to do anything even slightly bad in front of them.

 

 

I realize how stupid it is to think they're alive, and they're obviously not, but they are.

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Well then. I see Jokuc didn't hesitate.

 

I still screw around with matches.

I have 17 different colored lighters.

When I'm bored I take a bottle rocket out of the closet and shoot it at a car or a tree or something.

When I was 7 I always made blanket forts and often purposely made my parents trip over loose things.

Whenever something pisses me off, I flip it off.

I don't like to swear but I do it anyways.

I have a flash drive dedicated to rage comics (I have no life...lol).

When my parents tell me to go to bed, I wait until they're asleep and stay on the computer until 4 AM or so.

I have an F in one of my classes.

I once told a teacher to go fuck himself.

I have about 3 pounds of crumbled up detention slips in my drawer.

I spray Axe around one of my teachers because she has asthma, but she's a total bitch.

I troll on my teachers using a MLP:FiM soundboard on my phone.

When I was 4, I took a pack of rainbow colored gum and threw it in the toilet to see the colorful stains. (Toilet bowl is now rainbow)

I swear at my parents under my breath when they piss me off.

I wish I had enough money to buy a Pinkie Pie plush. :wub:

I've drank Coke and ate Mentos before.

I don't hesitate to read ANYTHING.

My friends have tricked me into reading horror and porn stories before.

I don't try to break any bad habits.

I bite my nails.

Once, I bit off a piece of my tongue...don't ask how.

When a kid punched me in the stomach, I pressure pointed him and he was out cold, and the whole class t-bagged him.

I've never had a real relationship, though I'm close.

I've gone insane before.

When a kid pushed me over the edge and almost to insanity, I was talking like the Joker on steroids.

Whenever I feel nobody can understand me, I sit down on my bed and stare at the ceiling for hours on end.

and finally, this list is only about 5% of what I have to say.

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Here's another:

 

I still somehow believe stuffed animals are alive, and since they used to be my childhood toys I refuse to do anything even slightly bad in front of them.

 

 

I realize how stupid it is to think they're alive, and they're obviously not, but they are.

 

W...What? their n..not alive? Why did you lie to me father!1!

*screams "NOOOOO" into the air*

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Why do you use that signature? Haha! You know it was a joke, right?

 

Why do you ponies post so few things?

I've never had a real girlfriend.

I slept with plushies untill I was about 13.

I've stolen candy from a small store when I was 12.

I refuse to eat food for days to scare my parents when I'm angry at them.

I have 7,4 Gigabytes of porn pictures on my computer.

I pretend to sleep when my parents tells me to but when they fall asleep I sit at the computer the whole night.

Sometimes I do funny faces into the mirror when I'm bored.

Sometimes when my fingers bleed I eat the blood because I think it tastes quite good..

I've been in love with one of my (female) friends.

Sometimes I do odd things to get attention.

I've had dreams about torturing people..

I watch a show for little girls called "My Little Pony Friendship is Magic"

Well I do not feel perfect either.

 

I'm going to Rebattal all of this

1.I didn't have my first one til a few months ago

2.I didn't stop until mid-14

3.Stole a flash drive at 7 before i even knew what it was

4.I go sucidal

5.15GB but i have it hidden on my PS3, Flashdrive and Laptop

6.Doing that right now

7.I sing i'm sexy and i know it half naked everytime i pass one

8.I always do! it tastes soo good like a vampire would say

9.More then i can count

10.Thats ussually the only way i can get attention.

11. i do too and sometimes its S&M

 

You are far better than I, sir. i envy you you because you had the courage to do something i didn't.

 

 

One last thing- this is my deepest sercet but i think you guys can handle it

I was Bi-curious at age 7 then again at 12

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I saw a circus-y thing where the clowns were juggling lit torches or something like that.

 

So I went home and tried to do it myself with candles.

 

Please...don't ask me how it went ;_;

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I'm going to Rebattal all of this

1.I didn't have my first one til a few months ago

2.I didn't stop until mid-14

3.Stole a flash drive at 7 before i even knew what it was

4.I go sucidal

5.15GB but i have it hidden on my PS3, Flashdrive and Laptop

6.Doing that right now

7.I sing i'm sexy and i know it half naked everytime i pass one

8.I always do! it tastes soo good like a vampire would say

9.More then i can count

10.Thats ussually the only way i can get attention.

11. i do too and sometimes its S&M

 

You are far better than I, sir. i envy you you because you had the courage to do something i didn't.

 

 

One last thing- this is my deepest sercet but i think you guys can handle it

I was Bi-curious at age 7 then again at 12

 

What's the point in downloading porn?

 

My love, her Best Friend tried to rape her but some one called me before it went too far. Until they have a vote who won not yet.

 

Really, that sounds interesting, did you beat the guy up? Anyways, since it wasnt really you the rapist or the person being raped, I guess you cant count that as a confession

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The. Worst. Possible. Thing. Ever. in regard to me, is that I want to play the English Horn.

 

Why is that a confession? Because I don't need to be playing any more instruments. Seriously, I don't.

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