How do you eat your Oreos?

[Away 2,077]

First of all, I always need to fill up a cup of milk whenever I eat any cookies or chocolate. I start by dipping like half of the Oreo into the milk and I keep it in there until it's slightly soggy. Then, I take it out and eat that half. What I do next varies. Sometimes, I'll then eat drink some of the milk. Other times, I'll just eat the rest of the Oreo or dunk what's left of it and then eat the rest of it. I also always leave about half a cup of the milk left so that when I've had enough of the cream-filled sandwich cookies, I can drink the rest of it to wash it all down.

 

So what about you?

Edited July 23, 2013 by LatinoChurro

[Jadefire 2,796]

The simple: take oreo, split it apart, lick/gnaw off the inside frosting, eat the two black discs, repeat.

 

Or, if I decide to get a cup of milk, I'll dunk the whole thing without splitting it apart first.

[Corrosive Brony 48]

I also enjoy eating my Oreos with a glass of milk, but I take it apart and eat it cookie, cream, cookie. It's become a strange ritual haha

[Orablanco Account 3,706]

I just eat that stuff in one bite. For you see, I am fat, and I enjoy the juxtaposition of creamy frosting on chocolatey, crumbly cookie.

 

I dunk if I have milk.

Edited July 23, 2013 by CITRUS KING46

[Thrashy 2,799]

I swallow them whole.

 

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Or twist off one side, eat the cream, then eat the chocolate cookie bits. Whichever one sounds more reasonable.

[Moonlight 7,279]

I take it apart. Dip the creamless one into the milk and eat it and then bite the cream off the other part and then dip and eat. Pretty basic. I don't even like the cream, in all honestly 

[Zygen 6,065]

Well oreos are awesome tasting just saying, but I actually don't eat them alot of times with milk, i just eat them plain.

 

I have no idea frankly why. they taste soooo good in milk when I do eat them...

 

Of course we also don't get oreos frequently, we end up buying the cheap offbrand stuff, because idk my parents are either cheap or on a stricter budget beats me.

 

I wonder if they're even half as good in milk .

 

Oh and I eat them either in one bite, or if I feel like savoring it a couple bites. I don't take them apart though.

Edited July 23, 2013 by Zygen

[Durandal 623]

I swallow them whole.

 

 

I put an Oreo (sometimes two) in my mouth, drink a little milk, and let it dissolve in my mouth. I believe it to be the most efficient way to eat an Oreo.

Edited July 23, 2013 by Durandal

[crazitaco 596]

QUICKLY.

no seriously i just eat em up like any other cookie. i used to eat the cream separately when i was younger, but i decided they tasted better when you taste both flavors at the same time

unfortunately its quite rare for me to eat plain oreo cookies. my parents don't believe in buying unhealthy but delicious things, so the only time i get oreos is if i get oreo ice cream.

speaking of oreos, i really want to try a deep fried oreo.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/deep-fried-oreos/

probably the fattest thing i've ever heard, but i'd love to try one regardless!

this topic is making me hungry...

Edited July 23, 2013 by crazitaco

[Chain Combo 135]

I just eat it from the pack plan. I guess you could say I take an oreo and EAT IT (death note reference), so basically I eat it by taking a huge bite out of half of it. 

[Away 2,077]

The simple: take oreo, split it apart, lick/gnaw off the inside frosting, eat the two black discs, repeat.

 

Or, if I decide to get a cup of milk, I'll dunk the whole thing without splitting it apart first.

Yeah I've tried that way before but it just seems too 'robotic' to me. Like there's too much of a step-by-step/thought process feeling I get from it. And I never split mine.

 

I swallow them whole.

Lol that's what she said.

Edited July 23, 2013 by LatinoChurro

[Smarts 1,620]

I fill my glass with milk first and foremost. Then I begin the torture of the oreo. I grab the dark and scared cookie and slowly bring my hand to the milk. Again, slowly lowering my hand until about 50% of the cookie is drenched in the white substance. I hold it there for approximately ten seconds, then begin the final part, the execution. I bite the milky half off and swallow it. At this point, only the dry half remains. I then dunk that into the milk and devour it afterwards.

 

So basically, I dunk it in milk and eat it.

Edited July 23, 2013 by SmartyPants

[Misty Rose 3,215]

I vary. When I eat a couple Oreos I take one apart and lick off the cream and then eat the two cookie disks. The next Oreo, I eat whole. It's a pattern from there. Take apart, whole. I know I'm weird but I'm a picky eater. When I do have milk, I enjoy both milk and cookies.

[Away 2,077]

I fill my glass with milk first and foremost. Then I begin the torture of the oreo. I grab the dark and scared cookie and slowly bring my hand to the milk. Again, slowly lowering my hand until about 50% of the cookie is drenched in the white substance. I hold it there for approximately ten seconds, then begin the final part, the execution. I bite the milky half off and swallow it. At this point, only the dry half remains. I then dunk that into the milk and devour it afterwards.

 

So basically, I dunk it in milk and eat it.

OMG I lol'd so hard when I was reading that. You just made my day night. Seriously, I had to go lie down for a minute or two just to catch my breath. Thank you.

[Gears of Halo Duty V 394]

I used to dunk my cookies in milk. I used to just hold three or four down with my fingers as I watched and waited for the bubbles to stop.

 

Now, I don't even know man.

[Gigapony 650]

I twist the two halves apart, making sure all the cream stays on one cookie, then I eat the non-cream half, followed by the cream half.

 

If milk is available, there will be dunking.

[toby rogers 258]

speaking of oreos, i really want to try a deep fried oreo. http://allrecipes.co...ep-fried-oreos/ probably the fattest thing i've ever heard, but i'd love to try one regardless! this topic is making me hungry...

you can deep fry anything, try deep fried pickle or deep fried marshmallow

 

ot i do this  and dunk the cookie parts in milky milk i love milk

[Mr. Critical 433]

I take two oreos, remove the tops of both, stack the ones with filling together, then dip it in chocolate milk. Second verse same as the first. Yes its a complicated process but its delicious.

[James 302]

I don't, they suck. Biscuits and cookies, and stuff like that in general don't appeal to me at all, I just don't like them.

 

Muffins however....

 

[Ihei 711]

I think I'm the only one who eats it normally..

 

I eat it one small bite by small bite, savor, repeat, then I drink some random drink.

[Eureka 1,119]

I take the chocolate disc off off of the cookie and I eat that. Then, I lick all of dat cream off and I eat the other disc.

 

 

 

I love muh Oreos.

[xblackrosesx 81]

I usually just take it apart, eat the icing, and then eat the cookies. 

I don't really dip them in milk. I don't know I just don't like it. :3 

[Foreigner And Lover 207]

 I crush the oreos and put them on my ice cream. But when I don't have ice cream I just swallow them whole. It's painful. Maybe that's weird but I do it anyway.

[Leavinh 313]

Most of the time I'll take the cookie apart then lick out the middle, but if I'm feeling adventurous and I really hate myself I'll just shove the whole thing in my mouth like the glutton I am.

[Rascal~ 657]

I've never had an oreo before, do they go well with milk?

(filler :slipply through the cracks of relaity, you can tell me where to... done