Count to a million

[Kawaii Besu 27,940]

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There should be. If not, cheese prices would soar if we rely on exports...

 

I hate mornings. I always seem to post without thinking during that time.

Edited January 17, 2015 by Fillypino Pride

[BastementSparkle 20,268]

236261

 

Edited January 17, 2015 by BasementPrincesses

[lomk 20,658]

236262

 

I'm reading Jon Stewart's book "Earth (the book): A Visitor's Guide to the Human Race." It's hilarious. It looks a lot like a school textbook. Anyway I'm reading this chapter on the weather and here's a paragraph I found particularly funny

 

"From the beginning of television, weather played a prominent role. More than 10% of our half-hour newscasts were given over to a weatherman, who despite his name didn't cause the weather, merely predicted it. These predictions were so valued that we were willing to endure two minutes of science to hear them. Soon weathermen weren't enough. We needed full-on weather reporters, journalists who would stand in severe rain to alert people not standing in the rain that it was raining, and that they should not stand in the rain."

 

Below that it's got a guy sitting in a chair watching the weather and it's bad and right above the TV is a window, and it's obviously storming outside. The text off to the side reads, "Thanks to the miracle of television, this man knows the weather is bad."

Edited January 17, 2015 by Space Woona

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

236289,

I'm ashamed to have vegemite be a staple food of my country. It tastes salty and blech.

Maybe with some things, I can understand but I don't see how people can just down whole tubs of it.. 

 

I would much rather Marmalade any day.

[BastementSparkle 20,268]

236264

Edited January 17, 2015 by BasementPrincesses

[Kawaii Besu 27,940]

236265

 

[Zyla Fae 5,352]

236.,266+

 

And here's the club: http://mlpforums.com/topic/119332-typist-club/

[lomk 20,658]

236,267

 

Lol FAQ's (Future Alien Questions)

 

 

 

Q: Any advice on avoiding natural disasters?

A: Try leading blameless lives free of sin. If disaster strikes, blame gay aliens. (You can call them "galiens.")

 

Q: By the way, we noticed several regions where millions of gallons of oil burst forth from the bottom of the ocean and destroyed hundreds of miles of coastline. Were those natural disasters too?

A: ......yes. Yes, it sure was terrible, when nature did that to us....

 

 

In April 2010, this naturally occurring oil rig spontaneously exploded in the Gulf of Mexico, victimizing mankind yet again.

Edited January 17, 2015 by Space Woona

[Mesme Rize 15,671]

236268

 

I want to sleep, but i can't.

[Zyla Fae 5,352]

236,.268+

 

Huh?

[lomk 20,658]

236270

 

SOunds like you've been up all night....What is it, like 4 in the morning? 

[BastementSparkle 20,268]

236271

 

Hey Hypno! Sorry to hear that, I have the same problem sometimes.

Edited January 17, 2015 by BasementPrincesses

[Overdrive 5,366]

236272

 

Ok, who wants to see my new OC?

[Mesme Rize 15,671]

236273

 

It's actually 5 AM now. My whole day is probably ruined tomorrow.

[lomk 20,658]

236274

 

I was taking a stab. Since my best friend lives in Germany i usually know the time there.

 

Anyway, that really sucks. :/ I've had plenty of sleepless nights, especially in college. What a day ruiner :/

Edited January 17, 2015 by Space Woona

[Kawaii Besu 27,940]

236275

[BastementSparkle 20,268]

236276

 

I do!

[Mesme Rize 15,671]

236277

 

I try to go to bed again.

[BastementSparkle 20,268]

236278

 

Goodnight Hypno!

[lomk 20,658]

236279

 

Good luck!

[Overdrive 5,366]

236280

 

 

 

[Kawaii Besu 27,940]

236280

 

 

:comeatus:

[Overdrive 5,366]

236282

[BastementSparkle 20,268]

236283

 

She's cute.

[Overdrive 5,366]

236284

 

Well, she's only 13. I kinda want to get her commissioned into a plushie.

Edited January 17, 2015 by Overdrive