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...Ohhhhhhhhhhh I want to brohoof this for the first part but if I do I'll feel dirty for the latter part... Ugh... Brohoof... Not Brohoof... Brohoof... Not Brohoof...

 

*Edit* I don't feel clean...  :(

I absolve you of your sins; let your brohoof be cleansed.  Besides, I think everyone knows I'm the perv 'round these parts.  You're an innocent bystander.  An innocent bystander...  That craves danger!  And also - muffins.  I'm getting "muffins" I don't know why.  I'm muffin psychic.

 

Twilight Sparkle has always been my least fave of the Mane 6 (no, I don't "hate" her or even necessarily dislike her - just somepony has to take bottom slot).  And yet, I still ship her with Dashie.  *Shrugs.*

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Well... I have been saving this confession for a long time now... I just... I am really excited about this one & I really want it to work out, but I know how people feel towards this kind of stuff... But... This is the confession thread & this is a confession so... My biggest MLP confession is... *Looks at the time* Oh wow it is so late! Shame, I should get to sleep, it being 10 till 4 in the morning and all. Night everyone, enjoy yourselves! :D


I absolve you of your sins; let your brohoof be cleansed.  Besides, I think everyone knows I'm the perv 'round these parts.  You're an innocent bystander.  An innocent bystander...  That craves danger!  And also - muffins.  I'm getting "muffins" I don't know why.  I'm muffin psychic.

That's a nice way of describing my curiosity for the darker (and by darker I mean shipping and gorefics) parts of this fandom... :D

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This is the confession thread & this is a confession so... My biggest MLP confession is... *Looks at the time* Oh wow it is so late! Shame, I should get to sleep, it being 10 till 4 in the morning and all. Night everyone, enjoy yourselves! :D

You are secretly...  A member of the AFOTF (Anti-Flank Ogling Task Force), and I am likely under arrest. xD  You guys have been hounding me for years!!1!

 

I asked my mother how she felt about mutant, hybrid human / pony babies (grandchildren), and she said, "Why?  Are you going to make some?"  And the only way I could respond was to grin really, really big lol.

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You are secretly...  A member of the AFOTF (Anti-Flank Ogling Task Force), and I am likely under arrest. xD  You guys have been hounding me for years!!1!

If I say yes does that mean I don't have to use my real confession? :D

 

I asked my mother how she felt about mutant, hybrid human / pony babies (grandchildren), and she said, "Why?  Are you going to make some?"  And the only way I could respond was to grin really, really big lol.

Didn't I already agree that your mother is awesome? Back when she said Spike was a "cool little dude" or something along those lines? :P Now add "funny" to the list of things about your mom :P

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If I say yes does that mean I don't have to use my real confession? :D

Lol, whatever works for you.  Despite my penchant for opening my big mouth and acting the fool, I think you should only share what you're comfortable with sharing.  Though I kinda hope that stuff I've shared is out there enough to help others feel a bit more comfortable with themselves.  Because they can always say, "Well, at least I'm not PegaMister." xD

 

Crap I have to share again now lol.  Uhhh:

 

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It drives me a little crazy when RD obscures part of her own flank with a wing lol.  Particularly if she puts on one of her patented "sexyfaces."

 

 

And I confess that I think the ship name that would result from combining Dashie's name with mine would be BOSS.

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Because they can always say, "Well, at least I'm not PegaMister." xD

This... This has made my day... On SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many levels... :P :P :P

 

But seriously, thanks for the kind words  :catface: I... Argh it is a weird combination of "I want to tell everyone cause I am super excited about this, especially with a recent break through thanks to a friend" & "OMG PLEASE GOD NO I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW I AM SO EMBARRASSED I AM DOING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  :blush:  :blush:  :blush:

 

In the meantime a confession... Uh... I used to think all bronies (or pegasisters for the girls who prefer that title), were just like PegaMister here, & I reviled that. Now I am good friends with bronies of all shades, including our own little perv here, & I am perfectly ok with that  :catface:

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I don't know if this is a confession or not but at school i sometimes hum the theme, and in band i play it. It's funny because my band teacher is a brony, and when he asked who was playing it and i said me he was like nice. he also said to people playing too loud do it like fluttershy *yay* I was like omg my band teacher is SO AWESOME


This my seem crazy, but I actually like "You Gotta Share" :blink:

The only reason thats crazy is cuz pinkie pie IS crazy. I like it to.


I'm not sure how far I want to go in this thread but here is another one...

Sometimes...I take one of my Pony toys into bed when I go to sleep. usually pinkie or fluttershy

OMG that is so bizarre! I take the same exact 2! the TY beaniebabies right?

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I thought Rainbow Falls was a good episode. It isn't perfect, but I don't think it deserves all the hate it gets.

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Well, I've always wanted to be a pony. ;-;

 

I know that's not really going to happen but... I want to be Vinyl Scratch. Someone please find magical powers and turn me into Vinyl Scratch.

HELP ME! XD

 

I also like looking at shipping pictures because they're cute.

 

Does anyone approve of the Appleblitz ship? Because I think is freaking adorable. owo

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I thought Rainbow Falls was a good episode. It isn't perfect, but I don't think it deserves all the hate it gets.

This, I think a lot of the hate is getting ridiculous

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Oh! I have one!

 

When Twilight Sparkle became my favorite pony, after a while had passed, Fluttershy actually became my favorite for about a week or two until Twilight became my favorite again. ^^

 

Don't think I've ever told anyone that.

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Oh! I have one!

 

When Twilight Sparkle became my favorite pony, after a while had passed, Fluttershy actually became my favorite for about a week or two until Twilight became my favorite again. ^^

 

Don't think I've ever told anyone that.

I went through a cycle of having a favorite pony. It went from Twilight, to Applejack, to Pinkie. Pinkie has been my favorite for nearly two years now. :3

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Well, I've always wanted to be a pony. ;-;

I know that's not really going to happen but... I want to be Vinyl Scratch. Someone please find magical powers and turn me into Vinyl Scratch.

HELP ME! XD

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>tfw when you will never turn into a small horse

>tfw you can't become your favorite small horse

 

I know how you feel man.

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Well, I've always wanted to be a pony. ;-;

 

I know that's not really going to happen but... I want to be Vinyl Scratch. Someone please find magical powers and turn me into Vinyl Scratch.

HELP ME! XD

T-Turning into a pony? Pft that's so silly, t-totally don't know how that feels like...  :unsure:

>tfw when you will never turn into a small horse

>tfw you can't become your favorite small horse

Y-You guys are so weird, haha... D-Don't worry, I am not making fun of either of you, just feel it is so silly t-to think about something like going to Equestria & b-becoming friends with the Mane 6 or something like that...  :unsure: (Yes it is supposed to look shady as heck... No it is not a backhand to anyone  :P )

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T-Turning into a pony? Pft that's so silly, t-totally don't know how that feels like...  :unsure:

Y-You guys are so weird, haha... D-Don't worry, I am not making fun of either of you, just feel it is so silly t-to think about something like going to Equestria & b-becoming friends with the Mane 6 or something like that...  :unsure: (Yes it is supposed to look shady as heck... No it is not a backhand to anyone  :P )

 

 

It just sounds so amazing....

 

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T-Turning into a pony? Pft that's so silly, t-totally don't know how that feels like...  :unsure:

Y-You guys are so weird, haha... D-Don't worry, I am not making fun of either of you, just feel it is so silly t-to think about something like going to Equestria & b-becoming friends with the Mane 6 or something like that...  :unsure:

 

>Implying that only there for the mane six

>Implying that i wont go over to canterlot and make sweet tender love to my waifu Luna

This is another secret of mines :)

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It just sounds so amazing....

Y-You guys are so silly... T-Totally weird... I-It's not like the confession I have been wanting to say for the past few days is related to this in anyway possible...  :unsure:

>Implying that only there for the mane six

>Implying that i wont go over to canterlot and make sweet tender love to my waifu Luna

This is another secret of mines

I repeat my earlier statement and add a  :unsure:

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Y-You guys are so silly... T-Totally weird... I-It's not like the confession I have been wanting to say for the past few days is related to this in anyway possible...  :unsure:

I repeat my earlier statement and add a  :unsure:

 

Who wouldn't want to be a pony who can do this: 

 

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Your argument is invalid.

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Ok ok, fair enough  :blink: *Debates again on whether to talk about the confession or not* I... I need to go think for awhile!  :(

 

Oh, It's okay take your time. spongebob1.gif.pagespeed.ce_.OpCUya1F4O.

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I write poetry about a certain somepony:

 

Threads of color in her hair
And cherries in her eyes
Blissful somewhere in the air
Where whispers turn to sighs

The blue sky is her embrace
Her kisses falling rain
Be this feather touch or lace?
O chest, my heart contain

 

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