My Little Pony confessions and secrets

[Skye 463]

Confession time.

I think Fluttershy and Lyra are worst ponies.

Fluttershy is annoying.

Lyra is annoying.

K bye.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

I dunno, unless she has wings I'm not giving her anything.

 

However, She did infact tell you to transfer all your money to my offshore account.

She does have wings.

 

 

 

 

When she want's to.

 

 

 

 

 

Also no,Pinkie did not issue such s order,if she had,it would have already been done.

However she does not speak to me through others,why do such when she can speak to me directly?

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

She does have wings.

 

 

 

 

When she want's to.

 

 

 

 

 

Also no,Pinkie did not issue such s order,if she had,it would have already been done.

However she does not speak to me through others,why do such when she can speak to me directly?

She has told you this several times, and even sent you letters in the mail. The letters said

"and take heed my loyal subject ~thehehehe~ for in this great time of need, a seed needs to be planted. A seed that will grow into a mighty, great, super awesome party tree, but this tree needs to be seeded first. In order to seed this tree of party, you must first send M'iaq 13,000 in sterling silver. So that the happiness and parties may continue forever!"

But aparently you do not listen to the world of the all mighty lord, and so you must be punished.

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

Also no,Pinkie did not issue such s order,if she had,it would have already been done.

However she does not speak to me through others,why do such when she can speak to me directly?

I feel that Pinkie Pie values cupcakes over currency lol.  Or, perhaps, considers cupcakes - and hugs - to be a type of currency?  I wouldn't know.  Ask her that for me. xD

 

I've felt grateful towards Pinks since this scene:

This is one of those "plot points" of which I might have spoken in the past.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

~Heresy~

You speak pure heresy my friend,you no not what she has spoken to me,for you do not reside in the church of Pinkie that is my mind.

 

I do not need anyone else to relay me her will.

 

Your heresy will be ignored my good sir.

Edited July 15, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

You speak pure heresy my friend,you no not what she has spoken to me,for you do not reside in the church of Pinkie that is my mind.

 

I do not need anyone else to relay me her will.

 

Your heresy will be ignored sir.

You cannot ignore the will that is your lords. for only the pit of never smile awaits thee.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

~heresy~

 

You continue to speak more heresy my friend,so ive corrected your post.

 

Your welcome

 

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

*has been removed from the church of pinkie for not giving enough of himself via currency*

 

 

For the great lord pinkie has fixed your post my friend, repent now! Lest you face worse retribution!

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

*Sigh.*  All this "heresy" talk has me waxing nostalgic for the abandoned pony cult that I founded.  Memories.  Sweet but bitter memories.

[IceeBrony 251]

You dare to question Pinkie Pie!?

She will devour your soul and... Oh hey look a kitty!

Confession: I meant to goto bed 3 hours ago, and now I've killed my battery for a third day in a row on this site

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

~heresy~

 

It is clear you are going to continue to spew heresy,however i am not angry at you,you have a right to say as you please,even if its heresy against my personal faith.

 

 

 

Regardless,may Pinkie bless you with joy everlasting.

*Sigh.*  All this "heresy" talk has me waxing nostalgic for the abandoned pony cult that I founded.  Memories.  Sweet but bitter memories.

Please elaborate,i beg of thee

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

I

 

I am unsure of how sure you are of my surity of the shitposting.

And what if in my version of the true pinkie religion she tells people to give me money? Then it would not be heresy,as it would be divine truth in my personal sect of the pinkie religion. If pinkie tells me to tell others to give me money, and that she wishes for others to bestow upon me currency, then it is not heresy, as it is part of my religion.

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

Please elaborate,i beg of thee

I started a topic a while back "founding" the "Cult of Pony Wisdom."  And I even had some people that were active in the topic.  We were constructing a respectable pantheon poneh by poneh, and I was so sure it'd ultimately replace fleeting religions like Christianity and lead to world domination.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

I am unsure of how sure you are of my surity of the shitposting.

And what if in my version of the true pinkie religion she tells people to give me money? Then it would not be heresy,as it would be divine truth in my personal sect of the pinkie religion. If pinkie tells me to tell others to give me money, and that she wishes for others to bestow upon me currency, then it is not heresy, as it is part of my religion.

 

Then i am free to reject your religion as you are mine,im not giving you shit beyond a virtual brohoof XD

 

I started a topic a while back "founding" the "Cult of Pony Wisdom."  And I even had some people that were active in the topic.  We were constructing a respectable pantheon poneh by poneh, and I was so sure it'd ultimately replace fleeting religions like Christianity and lead to world domination.

I see,interesting.

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

Then i am free to reject your religion as you are mine,im not giving you shit beyond a virtual brohoof XD

 

I see,interesting.

But I need the money, how else will I afford my fur helms and all that skooma? I need that money for the millions of children I may or may not ever have.

 

 

And how long ago did you found the cult pegamister, it sounds fairly familar. Did you post it on any other forums?

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

I see,interesting.

Oh, and Pinks was the Goddess of Laughter, if I remember correctly.  All of the Mane 6 were goddesses.  Though I accidentally forget to list Rarity in my first post and RainblowHash asked if she was the Satan in our pantheon lol.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

Oh, and Pinks was the Goddess of Laughter, if I remember correctly.  All of the Mane 6 were goddesses.  Though I accidentally forget to list Rarity in my first post and RainblowHash asked if she was the Satan in our pantheon lol.

I remember that thread now! (this was back when i was just a guest not a member)

 

Change Pinkie from "Goddess of Laughter" to "Goddess of Joy" and you will have my support if you ever start this cult up again. 

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

And how long ago did you found the cult pegamister, it sounds fairly familar. Did you post it on any other forums?

I'd check when exactly, but the page that's supposed to show my content has been bugging out on me for a while now lol.  I only posted it to MLP Forums, if that's what you're asking.

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

I'd check when exactly, but the page that's supposed to show my content has been bugging out on me for a while now lol.  I only posted it to MLP Forums, if that's what you're asking.

The member content has been down for quite some time, along with the search function lol.

 

And odd, I could have sworn I saw a similar post on the everypony forums. Perhaps it is just a common idea lol

[Deathstroke 1,564]

Kissed my applejack wallpaper for my phone in front of my mother 0_o 

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

Kissed my applejack wallpaper for my phone in front of my mother 0_o 

Assuming you did not intend for her to see, you could have tried to convince her that your phone was saliva-activated.  Actually, I kissed my Rainbow Dash plush in front of my mother.  So we've both kissed a pony in front of our respective mothers. xD

[Deathstroke 1,564]

Assuming you did not intend for her to see, you could have tried to convince her that your phone was saliva-activated.  Actually, I kissed my Rainbow Dash plush in front of my mother.  So we've both kissed a pony in front of our respective mothers. xD

No it was before i started to eat my breakfast i (for some reason) Kissed my applejack wallpaper and my mom was like this: 0_o

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

I often talk to my derpy plushie, in the vain hope that it won't ignore me like the rest of the world does.

 

 

So far I have been unable to get it to reply.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

Here's another one since im becoming more delusional by the minute.

 

 

 

 

 

I had a dream about 2 months ago. Now i don't remember the whole thing.

 

 

 

However i do remember one particular part...

 

I was being dragged against my will into a random mud puddle by a certain pony. This pony was: 

 

 

 

Rarity........

 

 

 

And she was saying this over and over as i was being dragged into and then smothered by the mud.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And i was screaming constantly: YES IM AFRAID; IM AFRAID!!!

 

....

 

I then woke up,terrified.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

No it was before i started to eat my breakfast i (for some reason) Kissed my applejack wallpaper and my mom was like this: 0_o

Oh gods lol.  Well maybe if you do it every day before breakfast it'll just seem like some ritual. xD  The ponehs are just so damned kissable!!  It's those candy-colored sirens' faults that we kiss them at inappropriate moments / in front of mothers.