My Little Pony confessions and secrets

[ShadowPirateX 600]

If I could marry a character from the show, it would be this one...

 

 

Edited July 15, 2014 by ShadowPirateX

[Deathstroke 1,564]

Also those ponies are adorable!   i can't help my self but to have a fantasy, *sigh* damn you real life! 

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

Here's another one since im becoming more delusional by the minute.

 

 

 

 

 

I had a dream about 2 months ago. Now i don't remember the whole thing.

 

 

 

However i do remember one particular part...

 

I was being dragged against my will into a random mud puddle by a certain pony. This pony was: 

 

 

 

Rarity........

 

 

 

And she was saying this over and over as i was being dragged into and then smothered by the mud.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And i was screaming constantly: YES IM AFRAID; IM AFRAID!!!

 

....

 

I then woke up,terrified.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Yeah that sounds f****** terrifying lol.  Hmmm...  Do I, or don't I?  I've had a few dreams where RD made the briefest of cameos.  None of them were at all what I was hoping for.  One of them (I'm pretty sure it was / was supposed to be her - you know how dreams are) went like-a this-a:

 

RD just showed up.  More or less in the sphinx-type position on the floor.  I forget if she had a towel on her head like in "The Best Night Ever," but she might have.  I think she said something to me, but I don't recall what.  I threw / wrapped a sheet around her body for no logical reason, and I got the distinct impression that she was heavy with...  Something.  That starts with an "S."  That I don't think I can say in the context of this post lol.  I don't know what the buck that was about, but it seems I showed up in the dream after what might've been the "good" part.

 

[KokuraiNoSenshi 3,463]

So Pills is slowly becoming more & more psychotic, Pega is losing any moral basis on personal space/is being more & more perverted, & I am slowly becoming insanely infatuated with a particular Butterscotch Pegasus... Wow this thread is going nuts...

Edited July 15, 2014 by KokuraiNoSenshi

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

Yeah that sounds f****** terrifying lol.  Hmmm...  Do I, or don't I?  I've had a few dreams where RD made the briefest of cameos.  None of them were at all what I was hoping for.  One of them (I'm pretty sure it was / was supposed to be her - you know how dreams are) went like-a this-a:

 

RD just showed up.  More or less in the sphinx-type position on the floor.  I forget if she had a towel on her head like in "The Best Night Ever," but she might have.  I think she said something to me, but I don't recall what.  I threw / wrapped a sheet around her body for no logical reason, and I got the distinct impression that she was heavy with...  Something.  That starts with an "S."  That I don't think I can say in the context of this post lol.  I don't know what the buck that was about, but it seems I showed up in the dream after what might've been the "good" part.

 

 

 

Weird as ive had a somewhat similar dream..Except it was Derpy instead of RD.

 

 

I was sitting at the edge of a bed,there was a large tv in front of me(about 60 inch) and i was pretty close to it(about 3 or 4 feet at the edge of the bed) and i looked to my right and there was Derpy!

She however was standing like a human would and had a wet towel on her head and around her waists,she then walked past me(on her hind hooves,like a human) to my left towards a door that was on the left side of the room behind the bed,however as she was nearing the door...the towel on her waists fell off but she continued to walk towards the door,looking back at me with a Derpy-grin. 

 

 

 

Also yes,the Rarity dream was terrifying,however that isn't the whole story on that part of the dream,as if i posted it i would be banned. :okiedokielokie:

Edited July 15, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

Because I'm tired and an idiot and don't care anymore - and also because it makes me "lol" now (and because you can't arrest me for a dream - I think):

 

I have examined this dream that I had yeeeaaaarrrrs ago.  One I very likely had around the time I was viewing lotsa not-SFW furry material.  Likely around or after my discovery that, "OH, I think these MLP ponies are smexable."  Or my discovery that, "OH, anthro girls with hooves, in general, are similarly smexable."  I think this all contributed to the dream.  Which I was very "WTF" about initially.

 

I was in some manner of zoo; though there wasn't much in way of cages.  There were indeed wild, ordinarily quite dangerous animals present.  But...  How do I put this?  It was a zoo for animal lovers (this might sound redundant - gimme a moment).  Eyebrow-raising emphasis on the "lovers" part.  I saw that the lioness was already being loved by a fellow zoo-goer.  Damn.  And that other animal was being loved similarly.  Damn again.  Well, what does that leave me with???

 

 

A hippopotamus.  I "loved" a hippopotamus.  Because it was the only animal that remained unloved and available.  And also, of course, "when in [dream] Rome..."  When I awoke shortly thereafter, I didn't know what the hell to think. xD  Now I think it borders on hilarious.  And I think I can see certain connections.  Hippopotamus.  Hippo.  Hippophile.  Hippopotamus.  "River horse."  I think this hippolove dream was the result of some serious misinterpretation on the part of my idiot / troll of a subconscious.

 

The End!

 

 

 

 

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

~interesting stuff~

Well. My reaction to reading that in a nutshell.

Edited July 15, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

Well. My reaction to reading that in a nutshell.

I imagined it might garner that sort of reaction lol.  I've never had a dream quite like that, since.

So Pills is slowly becoming more & more psychotic, Pega is losing any moral basis on personal space/is being more & more perverted, & I am slowly becoming insanely infatuated with a particular Butterscotch Pegasus... Wow this thread is going nuts...

^ The bolded part?  You totally called it lol.  Also, I think we three make an AWESOME team!!1!

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

I want to become horse famous. To be that guy who hosts panels at conventions despite only shitposting on pony forums. To be the very best of the horse famous people, whos fame only goes as far as a single small fandom can carry him.

[Obsidian Sky 14,004]

Here's another one since im becoming more delusional by the minute.

 

 

 

 

 

I had a dream about 2 months ago. Now i don't remember the whole thing.

 

 

 

However i do remember one particular part...

 

I was being dragged against my will into a random mud puddle by a certain pony. This pony was: 

 

 

 

Rarity........

 

 

 

And she was saying this over and over as i was being dragged into and then smothered by the mud.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And i was screaming constantly: YES IM AFRAID; IM AFRAID!!!

 

....

 

I then woke up,terrified.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.

 

 

 

 

Woah!... Thats really hot...

 

Why do i never have such dreams?

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

 

 

^ The bolded part?  You totally called it lol.  Also, I think we three make an AWESOME team!!1!

 

This is perhaps true. This thread is alot more lively due to our confessions.

Woah!... Thats really hot...

 

Why do i never have such dreams?

Idk if you would be saying that if i was able to post the whole scene that happened in the dream without being banned lol.

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

Time for my most bombshell confession of all.

I find Fleetfoot far more attractive than any human woman ever. Not only in personality, but physically as well. In my humble little opinion, I find her (a cartoon pegasus) more attractive than any human girl that exists, or will ever exist.

[Bastion 414]

I get jealous when I see kids with pony plushies in the street.

the biggest downside of being a closet brony ;_;

[Shadowking58 1,136]

 licking/kissing unicorn horns. Oh my goodness, I like those!

That sounds incredibly sexy...

Edited July 15, 2014 by Shadowking58

[Banul 3,831]

I wake up in the morning and have 100 notifications from this thread. Daaaayuuum!

 

While I can find regular ponies attractive at times, I can't clop to them usually. They have to be anthro ponies for me to get down to business.

 

Here's something rather petty. Everyone remembers Minister Grym's Zecora raps from the World Cup, but nobody remembers my Zecora poetry from Zecora vs. Chrysalis. It shouldn't upset me at all, but it does anyway because I guess I want to be horse famous too.

[Scrawler 7]

Here goes nothing

1. I find Rainbow Dash's voice extremely sexy and attractive.

2. I ship Bigmac and Fluttershy really hard. Same with Derpy and Doctor Whooves, and lastly Soarin and Rainbow Dash.

3. I have every single episode to this date torrented, along with the movie, and all the show songs with a bunch of fanmade (Ahn Black Gryph0n)
 

4. I love ship fics even if they end in clop. 

 

5. Gore fics are awesome too as long as they're written well.

6. Pinkie Pie annoys the ever living buck out of me.

7. Luna as a gamer is my favourite concept that  want to be cannon.

8. I desperately ship Soarin x Rainbow Dash 

9. I really enjoyed the equestria girls movie.

10. I ship Twilight with Flash Sentry so hard.

[KokuraiNoSenshi 3,463]

I saw a fluttershy sex plush and quite honestly thought it was the best idea anyone's ever had ever. I still fucking want one. >.>

There are not enough words in the dictionary to describe how much my head is spinning & going "I know I usually don't complain about stuff like this, but with my latest revelations I suddenly have this deep, gut instinct to just find every single one of them & BURN them for Flutters..."

 

*Click to activate gif, sometimes these things just hate me*

Edited July 15, 2014 by KokuraiNoSenshi

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Time for my most bombshell confession of all.

I find Fleetfoot far more attractive than any human woman ever. Not only in personality, but physically as well. In my humble little opinion, I find her (a cartoon pegasus) more attractive than any human girl that exists, or will ever exist.

 

Especially with that lisp doe.

 

10. I ship Twilight with Flash Sentry so hard.

 

Me too, my friend, me too. Hopefully one day the rest of these busters will realize they are a match made in heaven.

 

Also, due to a previous post in this topic, I'm also going to come out and say that I absolutely do not care for Dr. Whooves or Derpy Hooves. Together, that is. I like Derpy by herself, but the whole Doctor Who thing with her as an assistant is honestly just annoying to me and I pay no mind to it. If others like it, fine, I understand if you're a Doctor Who fan it might be cool to you, but it just doesn't interest me in the least.

 

Also, I love how Bronies ponify everything and I hope that they never stop doing it. Nothing brightens up my day like looking up something randomly and seeing a pony version of it. Don't listen to the neighsayers, we need more ponifying.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

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There are not enough words in the dictionary to describe how much my head is spinning & going "I know I usually don't complain about stuff like this, but with my latest revelations I suddenly have this deep, gut instinct to just find every single one of them & BURN them for Flutters..."

 

*Click to activate gif, sometimes these things just hate me*

I dont blame you as that's how most would react to such a thing of their beloved waifu. Assuming that she is your waifu, of course. Could also have something to do with her innocence i guess.

[KokuraiNoSenshi 3,463]

I dont blame you as that's how most would react to such a thing of their beloved waifu. Assuming that she is your waifu, of course. Could also have something to do with her innocence i guess.

I'd suggest looking back about 4-5 pages... You'll find out what my "revelations" are fairly quickly through them... 

 

Ok page 83, go to page 83

Edited July 15, 2014 by KokuraiNoSenshi

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

I'm actually finding enjoyment in reading this thread. Some of these are somewhat relatable and I don't feel so strange. That's my confession.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

I'm bisexual, but when I was straight..

 

I still got off to Gay Stuff

 

Hey, I also did this.

 

 

Kinda funny to think back on though.

I'd suggest looking back about 4-5 pages... You'll find out what my "revelations" are fairly quickly through them...

 

Ok page 83, go to page 83

I dun did seen it.

It m makes even more sense now.

I actually feel quite close to the same about Ditzy as you do Flutters.

 

So long as you dont try and do what that one guy who tried to marry Twilight wanted to do (which, was to ban porn of her being made) then we'll be dandy. xD

[KokuraiNoSenshi 3,463]

So long as you dont try and do what that one guy who tried to marry Twilight wanted to do (which, was to ban porn of her being made) then we'll be dandy. xD

...What!? Ok, is that even possible? Like, to somehow just go "I don't want porn of *insert character here* to exist anymore" & bam it's done? Cause, cool, but I think that would be better used on characters under the age of 18 than ponies which most people seem to agree on being a fair bit older... Besides, I try not to judge anyone on their sexual preference... Which is kind of obvious, since I haven't left this thread ages ago

[IceeBrony 251]

The smile song makes me cry.

[~DEATHMONGER~ 36]

I am in a committed relationship with Spitfire.