You call this a friendship report?

[Inactive01 5,298]

Dear Princess Jaimie,

 

I hope you watch MLP someday. Then we'll be further connected by another commonality     

 

Your tutor, Paul

[Zygen 6,065]

Dear princess celestia.

 

What i learned in boating school is.....…………

 

Your faithful student

 

-Zygen

[Ashley 2,427]

Dear Princess @,
You are looking FABULOUS!

Your faithful student,
Togetic
 

[stainesbrony 219]

Dear princess princess

Today I learned in boating school is that I always repeat the penultimate word in a sentence at the end of the the.

Your faithful student, student.

[Diamond* 531]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Look outside, there's cake!

Your faithful lover subject, Moonstar.

[Luximus 481]

Dear Princess Luna,

I found you a date!

Your faithful student, me

[Onylex 2,836]

Dear @Shadowlux100,

Sonic and Rainbow Dash vs Luna and Shadow

Your faithful sonic fan (this guy)

Edited August 27, 2013 by Onylex

[Proton 564]

Dear Princess Togetic,

I just realized Togetic is not a bad Pokemon.

Your faithful friend, Antidermis.

Edited August 27, 2013 by Antidermis

[Luximus 481]

Dear @Shadowlux100,

Sonic and Rainbow Dash vs Luna and Shadow

Your faithful sonic fan (this guy)

Dear this guy,

YOUR ON!

your faithful Shadow fan (this gal)

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

Dear Thread,

 

Why did this thread die?

 

Your concerned poster, Flutter Dash

[crazitaco 596]

Dear Princess Concerned Poster,

I'm sad to inform you that the thread died from dysentary. Services for it will be held Thursday Oct, 9. 12:30 AM.

Your faithful Taco, CraziTaco.

Edited October 9, 2013 by crazitaco

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

Dear Princess Crazitaco

I should like to inform you we are soon to invade

your home and devour all your tacos ^^ they will 

Belong to us and if you resist our theft we shall

devour your taco body as well.

Yours in Celestia QuirkyUsername

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,602]

Dear Princess NotQuirkyUsername,
I have received word that the Sasuke x Obama shipping is canon.
I believe this to be good news, and think that you do too.
Your faithful friend, Pinkeh.

Edited March 13, 2014 by The Leafeon Pinkeh

[Onylex 2,836]

Dear Princess @The Leafeon Pinkeh

I blame you for this thread dyeing a second time.

 

Your faithful troll ony

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,602]

Dear Princess Omny,

I write my apologies to you, as I did not intend to lead to the death of a thread. I thank you for reviving it, and for sending a letter telling so. I had even forgot that this thread was here! I am glad that the creator was the one to bring it back into action.

Happy to be back, Pinkeh.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Dear Princess Cave Johnson,

Today I learned that Black Mesa is a shaved-monkey filled lab of chaos and that they did a terrible job of making a Hoof-Held Portal Device.

~Your head scientist, A.I. Pony

Edited March 13, 2014 by AI Pony

[DigitalRocket 185]

Dear Princess Gabe Newell

 

how are you so awesome

 

~Your faithful random guy on the internet DigitalRocket

[Onylex 2,836]

Dear Princess Omny,

I write my apologies to you, as I did not intend to lead to the death of a thread. I thank you for reviving it, and for sending a letter telling so. I had even forgot that this thread was here! I am glad that the creator was the one to bring it back into action.

Happy to be back, Pinkeh.

Dear pinkeh,

 

Im pretty sure you did.

 

Herpa Derpa Derp. 

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,602]

Dear Princess Omny,

Your question made me wonder about my future and place in this world. The line "Herpa Derpa Derp" really reached to my heart and touched my soul. I cried for days. That line alone is worthy of many bowls of tomato soup and a loaf of bread. 

Your most popular letter writer, PInkeh.

[Onylex 2,836]

Dear Pinkeh,

 

k.

 

Sincerely, that one guy who said that thing that one time. 

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,602]

Dear Princess Omny,
I am going to referr to you as "Prince Omny" now because in your letter the title of "Princess" has been dropped. I thought that that title was necessary for everypony but, seeing it is not, you will be a Prince. Which is awesome, in my opinion, because princes are kewl. On another subject, Omny, I absolutely adore your signature. It is one of the coolest ones on the forums.

Officially changing your title, Pinkeh.

[Totally Nyx 35,498]

Dear Princess Derpy,

Today I ate somepony's brownie.

Your faithful student, Totally (or Totally Not) Someone.

[TBD 17,228]

Dear Princess @Nsxile,

When are you ever come out of the shadow?

Sincerely, TBD.

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

Dear Princess @Misty Breeze,

When will you post an ask thread 

Your faithful student, the Bolt that is Lucky

[Totally Nyx 35,498]

Dear Princess Celestia.

today I realized that breaking that bond between you and your bed every morning is a terrible breach of friendship and should never be done. We should always just sleep in so we can spend more time with our comfy nocturnal guardian.

Your sister's faithful student, Totally Someone.