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Moon Rat
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Dear Princess Luna You have a nice butt Your faithful stalker admirer, Wuvable ♥ Woona

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Dear Princess Vinyl "DJ Pon-3" Scratch, Take off your darn headphones and talk!  Sincerely, Flutterstep

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Dear Princess Season 4, Your faithful brony, Onylex

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Longhaul

Longhaul

Dear Princess Rental office,

Why can't you be open at a consistent time every day, instead of making me lose sleep trying to guess which hour of the day you're open?  Don't you want to take my money?

Your faithful tenant, Longhaul

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Sparklefan1234

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22 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

Dear Starlight Glimmer,

Take my Cutie Mark, I wanna see what happens.

Your smiling friend, ExplosionMare

 

Dear Starlight Glimmer,

Thank you for giving me the power to *Boom* :blink:

Aww! Not again. :okiedokieloki:

Your Friend, "@ExplosionMare" :ooh:

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2 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

Dear Princess Celestia,

If you can’t read this, it’s time for you to get glasses.

Sorry not sorry,

ExplosionMare

 

Dear Princess Celestia,

Your last telegram was a letter expressing praise for your vastly superior and exceedingly more beautiful sister, Princess Luna.

Totes not jealous, LunaMoon1000 :orly:

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7 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

Deer Princes Cuhlestiya,

I 4got hough 2 spel.

Yers trooly,

Xploashun Mair

 

Dear Princess Celestia,

The proper use of punctuation is one of my greatest struggles. :worry:

Your Friend,

Sparklefan1234 

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Dear Princess Celestia,

I think @Treeglow Flicker  is mad at me.

She hasn't spoken to me in...Oh, she's a Kirin. :mlp_please:

My sincerest apologies,

Sparklefan1234 :twismile:

 

P.S. I think Treeglow Flicker would make an *excellent* Canterlot Castle caretaker.

She's always going on and on about how much she LOVES working around her house and garden and I think she'd be a perfect candidate. :mlp_icwudt:

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Dear Princess Lyra,

I have to hand it to you, you truly have a finger on the pulse of the ponies of Equestria.

Keep up the AWESOME work! :mlp_yeehaa:

Your Friend the Changeling, @Totally Nyx 

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Lyra: You can stop giggling now, Totally. It wasn't that funny. :huh:

You: Are you kidding? Writing a letter to yourself as somepony else is hilarious. :laugh:

Me: *Sighs heavily* You guys are both weirdos. >_>

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Wingnut

Wingnut

Dear princess Optimus Prime. 
 

I learned from you that routinely dying at inopportune times is not a formula for success. 
 

Your faithful student, 

Bumblebee 

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