You get to marry your best pony. What are you going to do?

[~Rule 63~ Lyeco 527]

How about this Bronies

 

You get to marry your favorite pony in your life and have kids together.

 

Format of Post

 

What if I married [your best pony]

[optional picture]

 

[the story]

 

 

Now here is mine

 

What if I married twilight sparkle

 

Story:

After a beautiful wedding with my best pony, twilight sparkle. We went to an island hotel and have our honeymoon there. During our honeymoon, I was happy that I was with her then we mate hard but nice. Then nine months later she gave birth to a pony. A mare said the nurse. So we together give her a personality. So I trained her to become a gamer and she train her to become a bright pony. So she is a nerd gamer pony. So we are both working parents after all. So get a caretaker. So our daughter is happy with games and books. So she had best grades and became a scholar to one the best universities in Equestria. Then we enjoy having trips around the globe during retirement. And I have a wonderful life

[Adente 1,000]

What if I could marry...... Rainbow Dash

 

....I wouldn't.  Yeah, you heard me. I wouldn't marry her. My ideal gal is out there somewhere, but she walks on two legs, not four. And probably can't fly or break the sound/visible light barriers. But if RD did exist in my universe, you can bet your butt we'd be best buds, assuming she'd want to be best friends. But romantic partners? Nah. Plus, if fanon is anything to go off of, RD wouldn't want to marry me either, but for different reasons, I think....... *nudges head conspicuously towards her rainbow colored mane*

Edited August 22, 2013 by Windy Runner

[Dsanders 5,742]

I don't have the time right now but I'll definitely come back here and post a whole freakin novel of what would happen if I married Pinkie Pie. Just wait!

 

 

 

 

She's MINE!!!

[Chevette 1,052]

Interesting...

 

Well. I like to tell stories...

 

Alright. November 7th 1975, a wedding was held between Hal and Rainbow Dash. Talk about a disaster... The wedding was held at Uncle Dave's Squeaky Clean Car Wash on 5th Avenue and the only ones to show up were Granny Smith, Spike, Burt Reynolds and Bob Evans. Considering we were on such a low budget, we had Clint Eastwood conduct the ceremony because well... he was available that afternoon.

 

The marriage was complete, everyone had dispersed and we jumped in the Winnebago for the honeymoon of our lives. What went wrong you say? Well pretty much everything. Being in a confined space with someone you just met 3 days before your wedding just doesn't work out as planned. It wasn't long before we both were at whits end and decided it just wasn't going to work out.

 

We returned back to our designated home state of West-Tex-Memphis-Tucky-Nasee to get the marriage terminated and basically never see each other again. Well something had went wrong. Rainbow Dash was pregnant, I really just thought she was just fat that whole time but I guess she was pregnant,

 

We held on to the marriage a little long until the baby was born, but it turned out it didn't exactly matter anyways. It was the day of the birth of our "supposed" child and to say the least both of us were quite terrified. (One more than the other for a specific reason come to find out.)

The baby done popped out and it turned out it was a Raccoon. I mean, I obviously couldn't have anything to do with Rainbow Dash birthin' a Raccoon so I took my intended leave, ripped up the marriage certificate for myself, called her a whore and stormed out and then realizing I forgot my car keys thus returning to the hospital room to get them and then repeating the chain of events again.

 

What did we learn from all this??

 

#1. Don't marry different species!

#2. If your wife gives birth to a raccoon, someone fucked up bigtime.

#3. Don't marry someone in 3 days of meeting them!

#4. Clint Eastwood is marvelous speaker.

#5. Never go on a R.V. trip as a honeymoon. 

 

 

Not that I would actually marry a cartoon character, but I thought it would be entertaining to come up with some wild story for all you folks out there.

Edited August 22, 2013 by Hal

[~Silver Essence~ 2,621]

Marry Rarity?!

 

I get to marry this beautiful and amazing pony!?!

 

If I'm playing along, here's the story.

 

We would spend the first week before the wedding together at all times and pick out our decorations for the wedding. Next, we would travel to places together like Paris and have a romantic getaway. Finally, after a week, we would get married and maybe have a honeymoon sweet.

 

Sounds like a full proof plan, if I was a pony instead....

[Shanks 10,811]

I am pretty sure polygamy isn't legal in Equestria so what if I could marry Applejack?

 

 

The wedding of course be a family affair as family is important to both of us, it would be quite an interesting wedding combining some apple related foods as well as Italian food from my fathers side of the family and would be fairly lively. During both our wedding night and honeymoon the "do not disturb" sign will probably be used fairly often, but we will of course be doing plenty of other things as well. I haven't figured out exactly where the hooneymoon would be but I am leaning toward either Mexico or Palm Springs. I am pretty sure we would have to get Twilight to use her magic to help us have babies, but once we did I am sure Granny Smith will be happy to have great grand babies and Big Mac and Applebloom will be happy to be an aunt and uncle and I am sure won't mind baby sitting the youngings for when we want some alone time.

[Smarts 1,620]

What if I could marry Chryssi?

I wouldn't be able to marry her. She definitely my favorite pony and is the most attractive to me. I could write an entire novel about why she is my favorite and why she is the sexiest, but marriage is something that isn't meant for me. There is nothing attractive or great about me that would give someone or somepony the idea that I'm a perfect candidate for marriage. I don't deserve anything like that, now or ever. I'm meant to live alone and that's how it will be. There is no one out there for me and there never will be.

[Apocalyptic_Unicorn 240]

I'd LOVE to marry Vinyl. Just thinking about it is making me smile and go all giddy :3



After a few years of dating, we'd have the most awesome wedding, with lights and music and a huuuge party with lots of cake  
Then, we could go to an awesome, scenic place for a honeymoon and have an amazingly romantic time.
Our daily lives would hopefully be filled with random and hilarious moments, a LOT of music and just general chilling and partying intertwined with romance   
Not sure about kids though, but I'd be all for it if Vinyl wanted to...
 

[Rethajni 1,983]

Well ¿Fleur de lis and i? totally a pleasure

 

 

 

The Story:

 

let see:

 

"She was so tired of all the glamour of the life she have, so, one day, she found a magical lake near the Everfree forest, which is said that the True Love of the pony she looks will be appear in the water, no matter how far she/he is. Then she saw me, and watch every activity i make, she is even aware of all the love is have for MLP (the only evidence of this universe reveal to us). Fleur de lis falls in love with me  and she is so sad for not stayng with me, truly aware that "i do not exist" and i am only "a mere creation of others mind (the lake in this case)". Every day she was visiting the lake just for see me and neglect the glamorous life she was having, until one day, she feels so atracted that she wants to kiss the image, but when she closes she drowned into the lake and travels to the universe which i live in. Fleur de Lis appears in my bathtub, just when i was taking a bath, thinking in how cool will be if a pony of such wonderful world comes to my world (Destiny?). we see each other and forgeting all kinds of questions we kiss intensly  (perhaps you know what's next ). after a few days we go out in diferent places, luckly for me, no one can see her, only i can, we spend so much time laughing and loving each other, one day she want to go back to Equestria and she want me to go with her. i don't know how to return to Equestria, but she told me "you only need to believe in me as i believe in you, love me and become my husband for all eternity".

"i do believe in you, i want to take me with you far away from this world and then to the glory of Equestria holding you with me, i'm not afraid, i'ts our destiny like every other brony with their ponys sooner or late, in the hearts of each other no matter what we loves in our world, Chosen humans and ponys are destined to exist together".

" i'm glad that you finally understand, let's swim my love".

we came into a deep river, we hug each other and fall together in the water, i hold Fleur de Lis tight as she doing the same with me, i don't care if i drowned and die, the only thing i want is to be with my true love, so i fell unconsious, when i wake up i found myself in Equestria, i'm in Fleur de Lis's bed and i came out from her room, and there was she, dressed like a bride, and Celestia was there:

"Im sorry that you have to abandoned your world but i'm certainly that you do the right thing" Celestia says.

I get married with Fleur de Lis, and we spent our honeymoon in Canterlot having the best days i ever have, only to realize that nopony can't see me, only my wife

"it's okay my sweetie" Fleur de Lis says "it's just a matter of time for you to exist completly in this world as a pony"

just as she says, every day i become less human and more pony, with time ponys began to talk to me  and understand with me, that's when i realize that the ideas that we humans have and make them a cartoon or something, could come as a message from another universe like this because are REAL in this universe or another were ideas are part of a great world like Equestria,

and now i spend the loving eternity with my love Fleur de Lis and our sons

[Scootalove 10,684]

Hmm.. I get to marry Rainbow? A dream come true!

 

The story: After a few years of dating, we would make the decision to get married and have a wonderful life together. Fly around in the sky, and just enjoy our lives as one whole.

[DND 2,354]

Um, I'm heterosexual, so, despite that and the fact that I'm female, I'd be pretty flabbergasted.

 

 

Luna and I would talk of night things, and probably be pretty awkward at first with our first date. But our similarities would definitely make true love. Only, we would also accept the fact that I will die a lot quicker than she will. 

[Rethajni 1,983]

Um, I'm heterosexual, so, despite that and the fact that I'm female, I'd be pretty flabbergasted.

 

 

Luna and I would talk of night things, and probably be pretty awkward at first with our first date. But our similarities would definitely make true love. Only, we would also accept the fact that I will die a lot quicker than she will. 

 

And if she gives you and eternal life spell or potion? she is an alicorn, she must know about something that gives you an eternal life with her

[ReverseFaller 2,483]

 

I would marry Twilight! After several years of dating we'd marry and it'd be an epic wedding. Vinyl would play music, Pinkie would use her party cannon, and Rarity would make Twilight a beautiful dress! Then we'd live happily ever after.  

[DND 2,354]

And if she gives you and eternal life spell or potion? she is an alicorn, she must know about something that gives you an eternal life with her

 

Hm... yeah! Maybe Celestia and Luna's 'immortality' was gained through some unnatural force! Okay Lulu, babeh! Here comes Alicorn Whimsey! We shall be best lovers for all eternity! 

[SomariFeyWright 776]

What if I married Pinkie Pie?

 

... No picture. Sorry.

 

In any case, here's the story.

 

The wedding started off as a traditional wedding. A calm and peaceful ceremony. She wore an elegant wedding dress and I wear a traditional groom's tuxedo, which is fairly easy to miss with my pitch black fur. Even the reception was as calm and honestly boring as anypony would expect. The vows have been given, the kiss has been performed, and it's time for the dances. She flutters her eyes at me, and I wink pleasantly in response. She dashes off to the karaoke table and plays various Alex S.-esque remixes. The party quickly becomes a fast-paced dance party, and we dance fast paced moves at each other's side. We start eating the cake, but this idea is quickly ruined as somepony (won't give any names) chooses to smash a piece into his newly wedded wife's muzzle, which eventually leads to a playful food fight. We go to our home that night exhausted and anxious for the future.

 

A few days of playing and kindness and congrats, we celebrate our honeymoon happily. Now, most ponies would think this time would be sent performing certain endeavours, but nope. She's oblivious to the idea of such a thing, and I'm asexual, so it's a very PG-rated get-away.

 

We go home, and spend a few pleasant years with cuddles and snuggles and huggies and parties, and we become open enough to converse on the thought of children. Now, by this point, Pinkie is more aware on this matter, but I'm still asexual. So, what else but adoption. We adopt a filly who's had things rough... one who could really use a party, and make it the happiest foal in the world.

 

And we live the rest of our lives happily with sweets and sweet endeavours. And life couldn't be better.

 

... Hypothetically, of course.

 

((Yup, I just spoke in a page 2 topic. Sue me.))

[Gamer_Luna27 77]

What if I married Rainbow Dash?

It would depend if I was also a pony. If I wasn't I probably wouldn't marry Rainbow Dash for fear the odd looks with me marrying a pony. If I was a pony-even better if I was a pegasus-I'd defiantly marry her!

 

We would get married in Cloudsdale and honeymoon around Equestria to wherever Rainbow wanted to go. 

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

Well if I could marry my waifu, Fluttershy....

 

 

 

 

 

After we married, we would probably live the rest of our lives in the everfree forest, in a large cottage on the riverside. We're both outdoor ponies, so it only makes snese....we'd also have a big swimming pool. It'd be peaceful and quiet, with nopony around to bother us....just how I and Flutters would like it.

[Cookies Are Tasty 38]

I'd LOVE to marry Vinyl that would be awesome we could make tons of wubs and it would be amazing thats who i would marry if i could :\ 

[Mio Akiyama 145]

Wow, two Vinyls. God damn. Anyways,

Well if I can marry my best pony, Vinyl Scratch

 

 

I'd go deaf probably. Like, I'd have the worst hearing in Equestria. 24/7 would be house and dubstep at volumes that would make my ears bleed. Well I do enjoy house and dubstep so that wouldn't be a problem. I'd probably talk as loud as she does too come to think of it. But one thing is for sure, our honeymoon will not be romantic. At all. We'd probably go ape* all up in there, lol. I can imagine it now, it'd be in a pretty damn sick hotel with a bar and whatnot, Bassnectar - Cozza Frenzy would be playing the the background, and we just go crazy. Too much information? Yeah I guess.

[Drehgunklew 136]

No, I wouldn't marry Fluttershy. I don't see why I would do such a thing.

We wouldn't really fit together. I'm too loud and stuff. She's really cute and adorable though. But I'd just make her miserable.

Edited August 25, 2013 by Dragonclaw107

[Super Derpy 535]

If I were to marry Pinkie Pie....

Well if I was a human I would say no because that would be weird. But if I was a pony I would definitely say yes.

 

We would have a nice wedding in Ponyville. A lot of Pinkie and I's friends would be there. But it wouldn't exactly be a normal wedding because I am sure Pinkie would add some flare to it. So we would get married and start to plan our honeymoon. We would go up to the mountains. To a little cottage, just the two of us. It would be charming. We would go skiing and snowboarding and cuddle up by the fire together. We would then go back to Ponyville and buy a nice house for the two of us. We would then live out our lives together.

 

Oh and Sanders, Pinkies mine!!!

[Messershmitt 289]

I dunno.... I know my profile says that my fave pony is Pinkie pie (which she definetley is) but Applejack is My Waifu

 

Me And AJ would probably get married either on Sweet Apple Acres or somewhere nice in "Trotland" Our honeymoon would probably be someplace cool, cause i hate warm or sunny. we would probably have sex  or something at our honey moon, about nine months after that AJ would give birth to a lovely little colt or filly, i'd probably teach him/her about animals or something while AJ would teach said child about being honest 

[Nulln 754]

Well that'd be a bit awkward since I'm a girl and straight.  XD But I guess me and Fluttershy could have a platonic marriage.  I think she'd be fun to spend the rest of my life with.  It might be hard to have kids, so we'd probably just have a ton of animals.  I do see this as working out

[lardbobobo 1,591]

Alright cool so I get married to spike even though I'm completely straight! Hooray!

 

We would instantly have totally straight secks.

[Hastur 505]

If I could marry Vinyl...

No picture, sorry

 

Well I would wake up to the best music everyday, no doubt... but the wedding, would be awesome, and not boring. The honeymoon would be on a cruise, we would go to da club!!!! We probably won't have kids but that's cool, I could write a fanfic about it, but this isn't the place, and I don't have the time..