How to tell when you're bored

[Gamer_Luna27 77]

This is my guide to how to tell that your bored.

 

Step one-you have nothing to do, nowhere to be.

Step two-you start surfing the internet.

Step three-you let curiosity get the better of you.

Step four-you watch all previous generations of my little pony.

Step five-you are now bored, tormented, scarred, freaked out, shocked, enraged, insane and twitching.

 

Anybody else got a guide to tell when they are bored?

[Rockymoo 2,136]

How about this:

You're on the internet at 7 in the morning watching Retsupurae and drinking coffee with major bags under your eyes. Because you have to kill an hour until the place where you work opens so you can drop in and grab your paycheck. It's an absolute blast, I tell ya.

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 938]

Here:

You stare off at the open window. Pondering. Questioning. What is the meaning of life? why do humans exist? Is it to live, to prosper? Is it to carry on a greater cause? working our lives like little pawns on a chess table; guided by a larger figure? Or simply a victim to our own beliefs...

And then you go to rule34 and wonder what happened in the last ten seconds of your life.

[Faulty Roze 200]

Uh, this is how i figure out i'm bored.

 

In real life:

 

1. Absent Mind - Imagination keeps me entertain, if that fails...

2. Gently nibbles lower lip - It's a bit of a weird this to do, but it is entertaining.

3. Twiddling fingers - Create a game of some sort with my fingers, but it that fails...

4. Scream out "I'M BORED!!" - this is a clear indicator i'm bored.

 

Online:

 

1. Youtubing - This is where the boredom starts...

2. The weird side of youtube - Bordem leads to curiosity.

3 Googling random words - a clear indicator that i'm bored.

4. Head-butting my keyboard on google - Yep... I'm bored.

[DaReaper 1,943]

When i get bored it's realy easy to tell, I start remaking songs by changing lyrics depending on mood been on a pony kick with it latly

 

Buddy Holly's Peggy Sue to Scootaloo, yeah was too easy

 

Dethklok's Murmaider 2: The Water God to Murmareder 2:The Twilicorn

 

Stuff like that

[Ashley 2,427]

You know you're bored when you start a revolution full of scrunchy faced vibrating ponies, and suddenly everyone joins it.

[Sapphire Quill 1,186]

You know you're bored when browsing through every topic you can find that looks like could buy some time.
Nothing more, nothing less.

[Wingnut 6,727]

You know you're bored when you look to see if DashForever has made his daily avatar change and and visit Art Streak's profile to find out if FABULOUS ponies have resumed. 

[Inactive01 5,298]

You know you're bored when you start to watch endless history documentaries and learn more about the Mayans that you would at a museum.

[ReverseFaller 2,483]

You can tell you're bored when you resort to the following

• You plot the extermination of the wretched Narwhals, of whom you're sure are conspiring to steal your couch cushions.
• You spend your day drinking unhealthy amounts of Faygo and eating green pie.
• You throw a frozen dinner at someone who looks at you the wrong way.
• You talk with a fake foreign accent all day long just for the hell of it.
• Prance around wal-mart wearing all pink singing the "Smile, Smile, Smile" song. 
• Cosplay as somebody then go out in public.
• Try to overthrow a South American government. 

[Feather Gem 965]

Sit on the living room sofa and stare out the window thinking about absolutely nothing at all.  Nothing.  Not ponies, not your hobbies, not anything. 

You then blink and wonder.

'Wait, wha-huh?'

[Scootalove 10,684]

After watching your favorite show you lose interest when the first five minutes start, then you just walk off and go back to sleep.

[Jack Spades 162]

-Nowhere to be.

-Check youtube

-"Nothing new."

-MLPForums

-Did some RPing

-Randomly partake in random topics

-Listen to an old album of Daft Punk

-Bored

[idonotreallycare 94]

When you stare at the floor for about ten minutes thinking about absolutely nothing, then waking up and wondering where you are.

 

When you go on the internet, and nothing is interesting.

 

When you stare blankly at the computer, scrolling up and down a page.

 

When you pace back and forth for ten minutes without realizing what you're doing.

Edited August 31, 2013 by Edible Man

[~Silver Essence~ 2,621]

How about this?

 

When you simply state your bored or write a topic of how to tell your bored. JK

 

But most of the times, it can be obvious when someone is bored.

[Misty Shadow 7,084]

When I stare at my laptop for three minutes straight, shut it off, pace around the house for a while, then come back to my laptop because I realize there's nothing I feel like doing.

[Squeaker101 50]

When you constantly refresh your browser waiting for an alert.

 

When you update your status every 5 minutes or so.

 

When you browse topics and not reply to them.

 

When you space out when you have a computer right in front of your face.

 

When you/I fish for brohoofs, cause brohoofs mean you're cool.

Edited August 31, 2013 by Squeaker101

[Celtore 2,769]

- When I start thinking about the most amazing things, such as how useful thumbs are.

- When I check reddit shortly after I decide there's nothing interesting to read on reddit.

- When I pick up my clarinet and start playing the first thing that comes to mind.

- When I attempt to art something.

- When I wander into the weird side of youtube willingly.

- When I start wandering aimlessly around the house.

 

Yeah, I think this is a fair guide. Oh, and I guess playing tetris for two hours straight is another pretty accurate sign (yes, it has happened before...)

Edited August 31, 2013 by Celtore

[Smarts 1,620]

When you start pacing in back and forth, lost in thought. Then, after a few minutes or so of this, you realize you have been pacing. Afterwards, you throw yourself onto your bed or chair, covering your face with your hands and letting out a loud groan.

Edited August 31, 2013 by SmartyPants

[Nobody Special 210]

I know that I'm bored when I find myself head in my hands with my eyes closed, pondering and questioning how things in the world work. I then make my own version of them and test them to see how they compare to their standard counterparts. Such as one time I made a gumball machine out of items I had lying around the house.

[fimdash 1,196]

Here's my guide:

 

When this is you

 

Seriously though, you can just tell. You're just sitting there with nothing to do, and the few things that you can do you simply don't feel like doing *cough cough* homework *cough cough*

 

[Hyper Tumble 1,483]

Step 1. You walk around the house, playing and messing with everything around. Multiple Times.

Step 2. You Start to play Xbox, but you go through every game you have.

Step 3. You surf the internet.

Step 4. You watch Golf. GOLF.

Step 5. You just take a nap until the next day and repeat the cycle

[Mutemutt 772]

1) Constantly think about the things I want to do

2) Try to do them

3) Realize that I actually don't want to do any of those things

4) Go to step 1

Edited September 1, 2013 by Mutemutt

[mineralwater 82]

wake up

find out that you have only slept for 1 hour

think fuck it

get up and make yourself some toast 

nothing good on tv

turn off tv

stare at a wall for several hours

poop your pants because you cant remember where you are

[Guest]

I really don't need a guide to tell me when I'm bored. If you had a mind like mine: you would never be bored. There's always something to watch, always something to do, and there aint enough hours in the day.