Ask Imaginary Pinkamena (and Lunatic Cake)

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Hey guys, it's me, Pinkamena! You probably know me from the show, fanfictions or perhaps certain videos? Anyway, I am a different Pinkamena. You wonder how I know about these other Pinkamena's?

 

I was born from Lunatic Cake's mind and only he was able to see or hear me, however his believes in me made it possible for me to actually write to you right now, isn't that lovely? Anyway, I've been around for quite a time and watched him post on this Forum and I thought "Hey, why not communicating with you myself, now that I am able to do so! You all really seem to be nice ponies and I can't wait to hear your questions!"

 

Don't forget to mention that I'll be hanging around as well! I can also answer your questions if you pose them to me, you know?

 

Nopony wants to know anything about you, Lunatic! They're all here for me after all. I bet, I'm going to get all the questions!

 

 

(Drawslave=TwistedShadow <3)

Edited December 26, 2013 by Takumi Nishijou

[Guest]

On a scale from 1-10 how insane would you rate yourself.
( this question goes to both )

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

On a scale from 1-10 how insane would you rate yourself.

( this question goes to both )

 

 

"I would say 6."

 

"More like 100 I'd say..."

 

"Oh really? What would you rate yourself then?!"

 

"Hm.... I suppose around 4 or 5."

 

"You're mean..."

 

"I know... *creepy smile*"

[Hastur 505]

Kira: pikamena, you not gonna put me in cupcakes right, cause I can steal your soul at any time.

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Kira: pikamena, you not gonna put me in cupcakes right, cause I can steal your soul at any time.

Oh, don't worry, I will surely not put you in any of my cupcakes... I'll make Lunatic Cake do it for me!

 

Hey, wait a second, why should I carry out your will?!

 

Because you're my underling, silly! Now, obey! *uses Mind Control*

 

I'm sorry, Kira... I can't control my body, run!

 

(PS: Pinkamena is not a Pokemon, you know? It's not Pikamena )

Edited October 7, 2013 by Lunatic Cake

[Hastur 505]

Kira:*takes off sunglasses and stares until lunatic cake stop* sorry pinkamena, but the eyes of a Death God are more powerful than your mind control, and your blade is to dull to pierce my skin.

 

(I love this so much)

Edited October 7, 2013 by Fluttershysguy

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Kira:*takes off sunglasses and stares until lunatic cake stop* sorry pinkamena, but the eyes of a Death God are more powerful than your mind control, and your blade is to dull to pierce my skin.

 

(I love this so much)

There is just a minor problem...for you... I was born from Lunatics Mind, therefore my Mind Control is way more powerful than a normal one, I just tagged along to make you feel secure. I've heard that you were quite powerful, so I prepared myself. Oh and if you try to steal my soul, it will not work, you'd have to take Lunatic's soul but since I already consumed it, it won't be possible.

 

I have to admit though...somepony with your talent should not be working against me... I'll let you choose... cooperate...or die...

[Hastur 505]

There is just a minor problem...for you... I was born from Lunatics Mind, therefore my Mind Control is way more powerful than a normal one, I just tagged along to make you feel secure. I've heard that you were quite powerful, so I prepared myself. Oh and if you try to steal my soul, it will not work, you'd have to take Lunatic's soul but since I already consumed it, it won't be possible.

 

I have to admit though...somepony with your talent should not be working against me... I'll let you choose... cooperate...or die...

 

You can't kill the owner of death, pikamena, besides when I kill, I do it gracefully and swiftly, but I must say that your way of killing is an art, but an art I wouldn't be a part of.

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

*bites at lower lip*

 

Fine, how about you won't tell anypony about my little secret then? Of course you can feel free to visit me anytime! It's probably quite interesting getting to know a Death God. Lunatic? Please show Mr. Kira the exit, I'm busy right now.

 

But all you do all day is mocking me and harassing me, not to mention pushing around...

 

Quiet! He doesn't need to know! I'm so going to kill you soon Lunatic! *evil stare* ... Anyway, thanks for visiting, Kira, but we are quite busy today, sorry.

 

Thanks for coming by today, Kira, hope we'll see you around soon again! *winks goodbye*

[Hastur 505]

Kira: lunatic, remember, she only has as much power as you give her. And pikamena, I own mot just death, but life as well.

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

So...does that mean, you can revive ponies? *sadistic grin*

 

What have you done, Kira? She is enthusiastic now... that's not a good sign...

[Hastur 505]

Yes, yes I can.  And pikamena, if you harm fluttershy then I'll personally go into lunatic's mindscape and eat your soul then revive you just to do it again, are we clear.

Edited October 7, 2013 by Fluttershysguy

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

I understand... *looks nervously at the box in the corner of the room* I promise I won't try to harm her! Just to be on the safe side... what if she ever assaulted me? Am I allowed to defend myself at least without you harming me?

[Hastur 505]

If she ASSAULTED you then yes but if she did it out of self-defense then that's different. And no lethal harm, and also show me the box in that corner

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

If she ASSAULTED you then yes but if she did it out of self-defense then that's different. And no lethal harm, and also show me the box in that corner

 

 

Oh...uhm, it's nothing really! Just some random papers! Nothing of any interest! It's not like I already planned out how to abduct Fluttershy... *shiver* Anyway, thanks for visiting, bye!

Edited October 7, 2013 by Lunatic Cake

[Hastur 505]

Kira: your lucky those are just plans, and good bye pinkamena *vanishes leaving a note saying 'come by anytime'*

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Kira: your lucky those are just plans, and good bye pinkamena *vanishes leaving a note saying 'come by anytime'*

You know, there is a funny story I have to tell you! I actually executed that plan... I thought, I got Fluttershy captured in my basement, however when I checked just now, it was not Fluttershy down there, can you believe that? It was a Changeling! I am currently questioning him why he was posing as Fluttershy, he doesn't know I tried to kill him yet, so what do you think about that? What a coincidence, right? Right?! *nervous laugh* Besides... I do not know much about changelings because they are very rare to roam around just like that...

 

Uhm...Pinkie?

 

What is it?

 

Oh, nevermind...

[Hastur 505]

Kira: *reappears instantly* so you did try to bring harm, huh.

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Kira: *reappears instantly* so you did try to bring harm, huh.

I..I... did it before you told me not to, I wanted to release her this instant but noticed it was a changeling down there, would you like to see him for yourself?

[Hastur 505]

Kira: fine take me down.

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Kira: fine take me down.

 

 

Alright, here we are!

 

Oh no, what happened? Pinkie? Oh no, my voice... am I... *looks at self* Oh no, I transformed back!

 

Tell me, why were you imitating Fluttershy? Are you... a spy? *evil look* -looks at Kira- I would suggest torture to get answers, what do you think?

 

Wa-wa-wait a second, I didn't do anything wrong, I'm not a spy, believe me!

Edited October 7, 2013 by Lunatic Cake

[Hastur 505]

Kira: pinkamena, my eyes can look into the soul and mind, so there will be no need for that.

Edited October 7, 2013 by Fluttershysguy

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Awww... but I wanted to torture him... I never tortured a changeling before, that would also help me study their anatomy you know?

 

*tear rolls down cheek* But I didn't do anything wrong...

[Hastur 505]

Kira: pikamena, enough, and changeling, *takes off sunglasses and looks in eyes* where is fluttershy.

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Uhm... I can't tell for sure, I was taking her place yesterday because she was busy with her animals, I don't know what she is doing today, sorry, I did not do anything to her, I simply took her place to talk with other ponies once in a while... I'm Charlie by the way, I am not working for Chrysalis, at least not anymore for quite some time now, I just want to live a peaceful life in Ponyville!